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January 1, 2005 ~ Onward
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By the way, does everyone know that P-Fest is the 2nd weekend in October again this year? Presidents holiday weekend. Clear your calendar. Make your plans. Save your money. Send it all to stan. oh, uh, just a suggestion.
skr
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 04:32:44 (EDT)
Alrighty, let's try to sneak a few in before the spambots come back!
skr
USA - Monday, July 11, 2005 at 04:28:55 (EDT)
I advocate a Password site for our comments, what sayest thou ?? Poor Jamal has only this one site to link him with his beloved West Coast family and I can't keep playing texas hold'em and visiting gay men gay gay pics as the pictures are not to my liking. Stan help us your our only hope.
Jamal
Katowice, USA - Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 09:10:15 (EDT)
It looks like I may have lost some legit posts while cleaning house. Sorry 'bout that.
skr
USA - Sunday, June 19, 2005 at 20:57:21 (EDT)
Holy smokes! Sorry all. I was out of town and the gremlins attacked in full force.
skr
USA - Sunday, June 19, 2005 at 20:55:55 (EDT)
Before and after an all night run at an online casino with a Costco size dose of discounted viagra. You're looking good dude!
I just had to stir the pot a little. Didn't mean no harm.
Come back later and you too will be able to click through to an all night online casino, or purchase heavily discounted black market ciala, delivered in an unmarked envelope to your door. No salesmen will come to your house.
May induce seizures, palpitating heart conditions, blindness, baldness, sweaty palms, vomiting, swollen joints, hypertension, blocked arteries, blood clots, uncontrollable shaking, diariha, (an inability to spell diariah), fatigue, depression, bouts of euphoria. If your hard-on lasts more than 4-hours call all of your friends and brag about it.
skr
USA - Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 19:00:39 (EDT)
BEFORE and AFTER WHAT? Who sez the first picture aint AFTER too? Thanks for clearing out the clutter Stan. Like roaches, porn and gambling will never die, they just keep creepin in. ACE
ace
USA - Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 11:00:41 (EDT)
Aren't you supposed to be americans!! We should stand tall and advertise back we must stamp out the ignorance of people who misunderstand sights of a so caled deviant lifestyle! UWAGA Pardon interuption please. amerykans Your Goosefat will be deported unless you tell him to lay off of our vodka supply come get Goosefat comrades he will ruin Polska eh Poland. Freedom is Advertising but I am loaded.
Goosefat <Stopvote.fat.net>
Katowice, poland - Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 18:06:30 (EDT)
Okay Ace. How about the Poker game? You up for that? Jeeeez! Sorry everyone. Like I said before, we're going to have to go t a password protected bulletin board. I'm sorry I haven't taken the time to set it up. I've just been busy and its seemed easier to just clear this muckracking off the site but this really is going over the top. Hang on. I'll see what I can do.
skr
USA - Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 05:38:05 (EDT)
OOH YEAH BABY! HOW DO I GET TO THAT "MEN RAPE FETISH SEX GAYMALE FART WOMEN" SITE? are there really people out there for whom this is a turn on? "it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine..." Maybe pope Bennedict is on to something when he talks about the slippery slope of moral relativism. I'm all for live and let live, but it's hard to stay righteous when good guys finish last, and the only bouy against dispair is, "well, at least I'm not as bad as the next guy". ah me, nostalgia isn't what it used to be... I think Deb is headed back from NY soon... Gillian had her baby last week, "Ella" and mama are doing fine. Saw Jim Lewin here a bit back, Y'all need to get ahold of his new cd- "Pictures" Jamal, he gave me an extra, I'll send it to ya. (I swear on my hotel bible) Me? Hell, L.A. is eating me alive but I hardly notice because a fish doesn't notice he's under water, there's just this reflection of light coming from somewhere ...
ace
Angel, USA - Wednesday, June 08, 2005 at 11:37:03 (EDT)
ok jamal-here we come. The duttsnokovichs' will begin our trip in munich on the 23 o july, we will then go to prague for a few days then on to CRACKWHORE to visit you and the family. We will then go south to slovakia were we have heard it's fun then to Butapest, then to Vienna and back again to Munich were we fly home. Our whole trip will be about three weeks. ACE--while pinky was here we watched a tape of the old daze made by you,, it was so great! I assume the familiy is all hunkered down on Venice Blvd. They are lucky, you are lucky, we all are lucky. Love to all Butch
Butch
yelllowcreek, Id USA - Monday, June 06, 2005 at 11:31:20 (EDT)
Well memorial day bash at the Duttsnix and nothing got broke where was McKinley every party needs an in-breed to keep things lively. I pass by an accordian in the window of this used insrument store with visions of Push in leiderhosen playing in front of St. Mariacki(mary's) church then perhaps we'll take a walk to the Castle and have a few piwo with all the money tossed in Push's cap. WE are fat here in Poland and not dry, baby is having disco in Alexandra's belly. Come to Poland my slogan for the day for the Polish tourism board. Poland: "we've got the best pickles" kocham cie Jamal
Bud Butcher <upwazoo.pl>
Brynow, Polska - Saturday, June 04, 2005 at 18:07:35 (EDT)
Pushfest was a huge success. Lots of yer friends were there and lots of them wernt. Most of you musical types were not there so the band stand was taken over by the neighborhood punk kids. They can rock. a couple of days be4 the party Chris "Pinky" Topinka was in town. Really great to see him, he is doing well and working on his PhD. Dr. Pinky, Dr Pinky, paging Dr. Pinky. However he was unable to stay for the party. there were millions of kids who challenged the "adults" to a game of kickball and the kids went DOOOOOWN! Stupid kids think they can win. There was little if any vomit this year. I was disappointed but i know my kids were happy---they have to clean it up. My new band "Father Knows Least" jammed for a while. Did you ever notice how chicks think the accordian is HOT. Maybe it's the bellows, maybe all the buttons. Well anywho, there was no vomit, or broken windows this year so if you were not there then maybe that says something about YOUR behavior. I really missed all of you who could not come. You are all Special Guests and Mystery Guests. I hope you can all come and break windows and vomit next year! Love Butch
Butch
Damnelf , Pa USA - Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 17:51:03 (EDT)
Hey Jamalski, how is pregnancy treatin' ya? R ya phat yet? Try strawberries n cream with a side of pickles. Congratulations! Funny you should mention Wade's fingers - I just posted some pics of him practicing air guitar - http://flickr.com/photos/laura_n_jeff/sets/399093/
Mama Blood
USA - Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 15:44:00 (EDT)
I want Party stories too, who played and what. I fought with my damned no good boss thats what I done did today!! I hate boss dam boss f.u. boss!!! LOve jamal
Jamal
katowice, polska - Monday, May 30, 2005 at 19:21:27 (EDT)
I want to hear party stories, what happened at the Pushniks this weekend? any broken glass? stage diving? wish I coulda... somebody tell me what the whole shabang was like... please, I'm jonesen...
ace
USA - Monday, May 30, 2005 at 14:20:45 (EDT)
I'm honored to be considered as "special" anything besideds "special Ed". Alas, My moving plans with my girl-tribe may take over this weekend, as much as I've fantasized about the Push-fest like it's Woodstock. Keep rockin' Drifters, the road goes on forever, and the party never ends. Ace
ace
angel, USA - Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 18:59:36 (EDT)
A psychic guru psychologist told me our baby would be born in America so if she is correct I could turn up at the fest. We shall see, Got Visa's so we will travel summer or in December probably august. Monder if my swami is any good.Have fun at Pushfest inhale deep for me. Love Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, polska - Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 09:54:47 (EDT)
I may be going out on a limb here but I'm guessing that its either Wade or Ace as the Special Guest. After linguistically and scientifically analyzing the shape of one's mouth when saying Wade, or Ace, I came to the conclusion that both names leave you with a dolphin smile.
skr
USA - Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 01:48:09 (EDT) Help Stan may you help us all when the gods of time grant you sucour, Stan help us.
Jamal
Katowice, USA - Sunday, June 19, 2005 at 18:07:59 (EDT)
no harm taken, m'man, jus keepin this tea-party hap'nin. The second pic definitely looks like "after" but my point is, lots of time its after, i just pull it off better (or so i think) Keep the faith, keep kickin' 'gainst the pricks. ace
ace
USA - Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 12:32:26 (EDT)
Wade sure is cute Lora and Jeffy you do fine work!!!
I am glad all is well and you have a healthy addition to the family looks like those fingers could work a guitar pretty well too.
Much love
Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, Polska - Sunday, May 22, 2005 at 18:25:11 (EDT)
No I guess it ain't me who's the special guest although I wish it wuz. I hate me Damn me F.U. Me!
Jamal
Brynow, polska - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 17:16:23 (EDT)
Memorial Day party at the Pushs' It will be on the sunday of the long weekend. I set up all of the band stuff so come ready to rock or be rocked. We will be featuring a VERY special mystery guest this year. any guesses? It is some one who will make you smile with just the mention of their name.
butch
yerin8, pp USA - Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 13:55:53 (EDT)
Here's the link to some photos of Wade. I allus kinda forget how this URL thing works Stan, am I sposed to put the http or not? I'll try it both ways ... Mama Blood
USA - Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 12:07:52 (EDT)Jeezz, people is a com'n and a go'n (or not, big bro will let you know!) New chil'n now here or about to be! smacks of spring. Ace, you be careful! JOB us a three letter word that often gets in the way of the big three.....Me, myself & I lest we forget. Think'n lot's about Jeffy, lors and little wade. Pic soooon maybe on site? It's getting thick and green up here, oohhh summer on the creek. T
PO
Safeway#216, IPA Earth - Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 15:21:03 (EDT)
Ace good to read from you what exactly do you do? Got a full house I see you will live happily. My suite is full too and soon there will be a little one. Everybody send good love my girl has an interview next friday to see if she is worthy to enter the great USA. But wether they say Yay or Nay I still have to Pay, you say no Way but thats the truth 600 polish zloty's either way, thats what most Polakiem make in 2 weeks!! Damn USA I Hate USA F.U. USA Can't even visit with my girl even though there is an American Tax-Payer in her belly. Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, Polska - Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 06:56:39 (EDT)
yanke DOLLAH MAKE A ME HOLLA, ITS TWELVE MIDNIGHT AND I'M HEADIN BACK TO WORK. loser jerk of to work. pressing his luck and workin' the perks. still owe jimz a dvd, and a belt bukle orr two when it;s blue ridin right cha in front of you. CHECK IT check it... all you domicile couplets, I'm fixin to move me in some tribe clan of COOPERS. das right m'whiggas, Mallica and Antoinette and Tiari are movin inta m'Venice pad. Sgonna be sweet, chall. The daws it open, and we servin' ALL night. yes all of it. gotta go< the alarm on my cell phone tells me the transfer is complete. delete. the tape has been captured.
acE
Angel, USA - Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 03:10:08 (EDT)Butch Excellent right on super!!!! I will help you with hotel or hostel or whatever you like. A hundred bux will get you the nicest hotel in the city and 30 bux will get you a nice hotel, hostels are about 16 and are well hostels not too bad and in the center of town, but the city is pretty small and easy to get around by tram(trolley) and most people speak english in Krakow so don't worry. I will also be there to hold your hand when you need it. Where else are you goin ? Ace what the hell are you up to? WORKING that makes me feel bad!! but as butch says we all gotta work even though we weren't born to do it. Seriously Butch bring some Levis we can sell em they cost around 75 american here, hell wranglers cost you 50!!!I miss Santa Cruz though no smokey for long time!!! love to all
Jamal
Krakow, polska - Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 06:07:17 (EDT)
Hello all--This past weekend I spent a little time with Ace in LA. He is doing really well in his new job. He is no longer at Midtown video,but he is still in the BIZ. Part or most of his job is producing trailers for big time movies. I quess it's a lot of pressure but whose job aint. Jamal it seems positive now that we will be in krakow on or around July 23 and stay for a few days before travel ing to the next place. We look forward to meeting the next member of the gang even if she is still in Alexandra's belly, you are a lucky man and will be the worlds greatest dad. That little girl will have you wrapped around her finger before you realize what happened. Stan--saw your mom this weekend and she seems to be doing well. we gave her a hug fer ya. I wish i had something clever to say but it's Monday and im too tired. Good luck all
Buch
Blunard, Iw USA - Monday, May 09, 2005 at 17:46:03 (EDT)
Congratulations on the Jeffy Boy !!! Was he named anything yet??? My Alexandra is only a few months behind so the tribe keeps growing I suppose. All is OK in Poland except Polish people never get out of the way when your walking you know even a little. Come visit Polska Love to all Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, Polska - Sunday, May 08, 2005 at 06:09:51 (EDT)
It's a JEFFY BOY!
skr
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 20:59:22 (EDT)
It's a BOY!
skr
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 20:58:52 (EDT)
>The Universe is bursting with life! There's hope for us all. Bless the children.
ACE
ANGEL, USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 12:33:25 (EDT)
LoRa checked into Sutter Birthing Center last evening at about 7:00. Things are progressing as far as I know. They may be parents by now. Jamal congrats on seeing that baby girl. I am so happy for you and look forward to meeting Alexandra (spelling?). Best of luck to everyone and keep growin' the clan.
Butch
USA - Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:38:58 (EDT)
LoRa Update: LoRa's still in labor. Midwifes have gone on break. KP standing in. Things should start popping later this afternoon, early evening. Getting accupuncture soon. All is going well. That's your 11:00 AM update!
skr
USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 13:59:45 (EDT)
Hey all-- Last night LoRa went into labor ...for all I know the baby is already here, Karena was there last night until late.
Butch rank, Md USA - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:40:58 (EDT)
New search engine... with interesting analize of results.
Arnold>shavz@hotmail.com
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- Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 04:03:58 (EDT)
Hello Drifters, I saw my kid on the ultra sound I think its really a fish. It was moving and her tiny heart was beating I almost fainted. Funny thing was they had a state of the art ultra sound gizmo, then the Doctor pulls out a typewriter from 1974 to type up the baby's vitals. Get this projected due date is Oct. 12th so we'll probably miss the fest Butt you never know. Soon I'll send some pix of Poland and all that. Butch e mail me about your trip, ask stan for my address.
Love Jamal
Jamalski
Krakow, Polska - Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 03:35:26 (EDT)
hay now ill be in town soon lets break out the genarator and find a beach to invade its still winter out here in some places need some heat im at the Atchafala swamp write now slipping on my loin clothe and putting an edge on my bowie knife so dont worry about the alligater meat im bringing that maybe a little snappen turtle too i got two hands what ya think
Lone Trucker <jdodaman@msn.com>
All, All USA - Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 13:28:57 (EDT)
Butch
Bting it I will find you all sorts of things to do and yes I will still be here. How long total will you be hear in Polska ?I will find stuff for you to do. Yes the kids will like it lotta.
Love Jamal
Jamal
Krakow, USA - Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 03:22:52 (EDT)
Thanks Mi- Uhm, Butch. How do you like this shot of earth. I took it myself (from another website).
Good Question. Who would take these people seriously. Apparently 1.1 billion Catholics take this goofball seriously. And, if not this guy, its the evangelicals in this country that are being taken seriously. Unless this whole republican reich implodes within a few years we're moving headlong into an American theocracy. To me, that is much more terrifying than Al Queda. These guys are serious and they are packing the courts and, well, they've packed the office of the presidency with born again nutcases that should be in mental institutions, not running our country. One of the main contributors to the fundamentalist movement is the owner of Dominos Pizza. He's at the forefront of funding these evangelical creeps. If you take the angel out of evangelical you get evical, which sounds a lot closer to what they are about. Boycott Dominos Pizza. He's also the main push behind Dominion Theology. Clever fellow with his corporate name, isn't he. Kind of smarmy is a sick and twisted way. He's for getting science education out of the schools and replacing it with that, God did it in a couple hours, made the heavens and the earth - put some money in the tray and you'll go to heaven - theology. "Trust me, Trust me, I'm only thinking of you," squeeled Saucy Jack.
Be very afraid of these people. Not only are they delusional. They are in charge of our government.
skr
USA - Friday, April 22, 2005 at 13:50:48 (EDT)
PS from Butch --great Phebee picture Stan as are all of the pictures you post. One question, How can anyone take the pope seriously when he dresses like that? Oh yeah...How do you know when it's nap time at the catholic school?......When the big hand is on the little hand.
Butch
USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 17:15:54 (EDT)
ace-- the pushes would be most honored if you and your beautiful family would stay with us while on yer stay in SC... chatin, eatin, surfin, But if you have other plans i understand and just look forward to seein y'all!
Butch
Wanker, Md USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 17:12:12 (EDT)
you sissy namby pambys couldnt soil your own panamanian goucho style long-shorts without yer mammy whipe you ass- yar heared o' me ya galoots, won't be playin no git-fiddle neither. The REAL Captain Andy... aw yes... if only captain andy were here, he'd know what to do... there's no such thing as Captain Andy, he's a myth, a fable, he doesn't eist. but we need him...
PUSH PLANS. you mean you don't have PUSH PLANS yet? aw man, get em, they're great. I've got P.P. gonna come up and bring my clan, aw huh. gonna play a groove and sing our songs, awhuh. I dare ya. I be there ya. caint wait to go, caint wait to see, them new digs a-changing a-constantly. SEE YOU THERE.
and skr, I mean, who really goes to church anymore anyway? Diobolical, isn't it? like Tom Waits says: "The Devil knows the bible like the back of his hand". Blessings to LoRina, and baby, and Alex and Jamal-ito.
outraged <out-chu-mind>
Angel, CA USA - Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 13:01:48 (EDT)
okay jamal--it really does look like we will be in CRACKow around july 23ish. will you be there? what will the weather be like? what is a good hotel in a good location? will the kids like it? will you be sober? I won't be! Does the pope wear a brown shirt? We will stay in CRACKow for around 4 days, then what ? should we travel by train? rent a car? These and many more questions to follow. To everyone else..keep LoRa in yer thoughts this saturday 4/23 @ 11 PDT during her blessing of her baby from her gal friends. I say her the other day and she is beautiful and doing well. When is little Jamal Due? Also, we are planning to have our Memorial Day party on sunday of the long weekend...hope to see you all there, More info to follow.
butch
dampclam, ID USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 17:13:36 (EDT)
Oh, and the good news is, on the lighter side, and this is only my prediction, but you can mark my words... This arch-conservative Hitler youth become Pope will create the largest exodus from the Catholic church in its long colorful history. The bad news is, they'll just become Protestants rather than free thinking, evolving individuals. But if one church can collapse by its own neanderthol weight, that's a good day on the planet. But for now, they can continue to shuffle around in the dusty confines under the Vatican arranging bones in the catacombs. The fools. They deserve their pathetic fait. Let them eat bonemeal cakes.
Okay, I'm almost done ranting on the luciferous, ludicrous, bone stacking , boy buggering, fruitcake building, social misfits that really believe they are "men of god." Oh, and by the way, this is the same Cardinal that warned all the Catholic churches in America not to give communion to John Kerry because he was a sinner, thus shifting more votes to the real anti-christ, George W. Bush. Starting to see the pattern? Do you see where we're going with this?
skr
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 05:09:33 (EDT)
It's all so perfect... No ethnic choice for the pope, Jamal. In fact, the Catholic church now has a pedophile protectorate whom was a nazi youth when a child in Germany. Very aryian. When confronted with the sexual abuse of children by superiors in the Vatican Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger covered up the crimes. He further went on to claim that the western press was out to get the church by publishing accounts of child abuse in the newspapers. It's all so perfect. Nazi youth/pedophile grows up to be the pope.
Catholic Times quotes the nazi/pedophile in defending the church, "Therefore, one comes to the conclusion that it is intentional, manipulated, that there is a desire to discredit the Church. It is a logical and well-founded conclusion."
Drug addled cheerleader born with a silver spoon up his nose grows up to be President... both claiming to be men of God. Marla Ruzickas had a firmer grasp on the teachings of Jesus in her little finger than all the boy buggerers in the Vatican and Bush and all his followers put together.
Hey man. Let's go surfing and chill out. Yeah yeah. I know. We should be yakking about anything but this...
skr
USA - Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 02:35:19 (EDT)
PS. We need more people like Marla Ruzicka - not these goofy self-righteous men running around in shiny robes.
More Marla Ruzickas'
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 13:13:03 (EDT)
Jamal - it's not the buggery. It's the self righteous Christians. And now the take over of PBS by the Christian right wing Republicans is complete the changes are coming in on Sesame Street.
"Beginning this spring, Sesame Street will debut a new puppet named 'Noah,' who is intended to appeal to the show's burgeoning audience of young Christians. The character, whose puppet persona comes complete with an arc, will have responsibility for two letters in the alphabet call-out portion of the show; 'F,' which stands for 'flood,' and 'G,' which now stands for 'God.'"
Apathetic Americans will allow this to happen because we're fighting for 'Freedom' in Iraq. America, where you are free to worship any religion, as long as it's State Sponsored Christianity.
skr
USA - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 13:07:43 (EDT)
AGAIN STAN! badmouthing Buggery???!!!! you really have got a screw loose. Oh and Butch how infantile you really need to spend more time with adults, so I will simply reply as an Adult to you marry the Pope comment as follows: I'm rubber and your glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!!! How do you like that Butch cry baby, I hate Butchs damn Butchs F.U. Butchs. Yeah about the new Pope we will see a Vey Ugly Poland if they choose a shall we say "ethnic" man for the job. Love to all Jamal
Jamal
Krakow, Polska - Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 05:17:33 (EDT)
You know what's really a sin? All this spamola. See you all at this year's Memorial Day Fest at the beach house. Bring extra noisemakers.
Schmingus McDingus <Luvmound cont.>
Scruz, CA USA - Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 20:25:44 (EDT)
jamal loves the pope,jamal loves the pope....if he's so great why don't you marry him?
butch
hunglow , pa USA - Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:50:03 (EDT)
Now now gentlemen I am as anti organised religion as one can be, believe me. Butt the Pope was a pretty amazing individual apart from the Catholic thing. He did liberate or give the people the strength to liberate themselves here in good ole Poley ville. He did also say the next true evil in the world is capitalism and he gave people hope and power where there was none before. Sure I was touched by the display of love for the man here how could you not be. Work was closed and churchbells rang all the time and there were a million Polish flags flying. People were gathering together by the thousands or even just a few together lighting candles and singing (in Polish of course. but it sounded like Amerika that Buthcher tune) So even though he was a Catholic he was still a great all around man of peace he even forgave the bastard who shot him. So at least if you claim to follow the big Jeezis you should try to act like him and old J.P. did. Now about wearing a rubber as a sin come on !!!!! and whats the big deal about priests best B.J. I ever had. Love Jamal
Jamal
Krakow, Polska - Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 06:06:21 (EDT)
f*ck taxing the churches. Shutter the d*mn spooky places and open them as curiosities and museums much like the stone slabs the Inca's used for human sacrifice. Put the blind ignorance on display and call it out for what it is. And remember to vote Goosefat for President!
skr
USA - Thursday, April 07, 2005 at 00:52:07 (EDT)
"Tax the churches!" "Tax the business owned by the churches!"...Frank Zappa...Hard to believe the Vat. still seems to be a corner stone of GOD?! I used to think four letter words were bad but, I think this three letter word might be the WORST!! Use what ever word you want, a tree don't give a shit fer any of it! Now when you talk of tree's I think of sitting by the river UNDER the tree's watching the current and sipping on a cold beer....it's coming baby!!! Anybody coming up north? good chance you will find me there. If not you will find me on the patio (some of you know how nice this is!) Watching the kids swimming in the pool or playing in the park. Life sucks, if you let it, otherwise there is simple joy to be found and damn it, I'm LOOK'N!!!........T
PO
Safeway#666, IPA Earth - Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 23:56:28 (EDT)
Oh yeah, Pope Fiction all day long on every channel. Even saw the flags at half staff at the Post Office. Welcome to the new American theocracy!
It would be an interesting gig; "Man of Peace." Just go to the window, wave at the dying masses, move your hand in the shadow of a cross, lean on your walking stick, grunt and drool. Oh, but then there is the dirty work.
When those pesky renegade judges in the new colony start finding out the Catholic Church has been a training camp for pedophilia for centuries, you do the Three Card Monty with the named priest and hook him up in another parish (they should-parish. This is when hell would be a very nice option ) and give him a whole new batch of innocents to bugger.
Then, once again those pesky courts over there in the new colony start suing us <*bing*> it's time to disown the individual churches that have been claiming to have a direct line to the Vatican in Rome for centuries, insist they are now autonomous businesses, bankrupt them, turn it into a Catholic Day Care Center (Now, there's a scary thought! Can you imagine dropping your son off at a Catholic Day Care Center - May as well leave him at Neverland Ranch for the week) and move on.
The only good thing Pope John Paul II ever said was that he "wished he were younger and stronger so that he could confront George W. Bush" because he feels like he is the anti-christ.
Even a drooling, pompous ass can have moments of clarity.
skr
USA - Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 18:17:20 (EDT)
Have you guys been following this pope thing, I never realized he was such a big deal. Did you notice that they dressed him up like santa claus? Things are ok now with the catholic church but ill bet they just pick another pope. Could be a great career for one of us...i mean, how hard could it be? Do you think it has hit the pope yet that, damn, where is this after life? "Has my whole life been a sham?" "It's really dark now and i can't hear anything'"
Butch
Luvmound, mo USA - Tuesday, April 05, 2005 at 17:39:35 (EDT)
The following is true the day after Easter here is called Schmingus-Dingus (seriously) and on this day it is the custom to throw copious amounts of water on young women in the hopes that the water will make them fertile and desireable during the comming year. I had to protect my Alexandra all ready fertile and desireable from a rogue band of 9 year olds she said I did a terrible job as she got a little wet. Aparrently they asked if they could wet her and I smiled which was the equivalent to yes. So its like a walking wet t shirt contest strange in such a catholic nation. I found it a little scary as there were drunken teen agers trying to wet anything female in sight. And I will be taking bids on a strapping six year old Polish boy for all household duties. god bless the Harmony Grits 20 years of in-breed Music. You fellahs changed my life and brought me into the Drifter fold so All Hail the mighty Grits keep the music and spirit flowing. Burn one for me Boys !!!! Love Jamal
Jamalski
Krakow, polska - Wednesday, March 30, 2005 at 05:43:37 (EST)
P.S. - Delivery date of previously advertised model is still uncertain. Projection is approximately May 8th. Early bids accepted. Thank you for your support.
LoLoLovesLomax
USA - Tuesday, March 29, 2005 at 13:31:13 (EST)
Whaddaya mean, you can't sell the kids???!!! Hey, we've gotta plan for our sunset years, and this is going to be our major source of income. Jeesh, what's wrong with you people? First up, a newly minted model of fine Scandanavian stock - Let the bidding begin!
LoLoLovesLomax
<>Scruz, USA - Tuesday, March 29, 2005 at 13:24:32 (EST)
Nine Freakin' Years?! These bonds took (for me) 2 or three to take hold and now it's been 9 since I shared a joke with my ol' pal Paco. Life aint fair, love isn't easy, quitters lose more than the burdon and all of it can be over in a flash. So chin up, smile through the hail storm. Gonna do like my true blue crew tell me to. Thanks SKR, Po, Jim Polski et al. Long live the Grits, soundtrack to the madness. Ace
ad <ad>
ad, ad ad - Tuesday, March 29, 2005 at 10:41:02 (EST) Ace,
If you'd like to pretend that you could possibly pitch it all, even if just for a few days, 420 Sunlit Lane is just the other side of six hours north.
The Harmony Grits are celebrating their 20th Anniversary at Don Quixote's International Music Hall this Wednesday.
< Like you pointed out, you just can't sell these kids.
skr
USA - Tuesday, March 29, 2005 at 03:16:35 (EST)
Just to see how it feels to get more than your giving. Believe that anything you do in this world, you do without expectation of return or risk dissapointment. love what you do or don't do it. too easy to say? True it!.....I,me me, mine......oh ace, I sooooo feel fer you. I know you got the moxie to stay afloat. It has been nine years from today and I have lived through more than I ever thought I should! Are you watch'n Paco? How's your party going?? Damn I sure do miss you bro! Smile'n through the hail storm, face'n up!..T
PO
Safeway #687, IPA Earth - Sunday, March 27, 2005 at 18:29:26 (EST)
Any out there who appreciate and respect? Hear the violins rollin? kids are a pain in the ass, but you can't sell them. Being a responsable human has it's shining moments, but, damn it's easy when all you have to worry about is yourself
ace <ace>
ace, USA - Sunday, March 27, 2005 at 01:10:46 (EST)
All yalls got a stick up yer arse! Commercialism propaganda, bulllshirt abondanza. gott an electric eel who rents by the volt , so sick of potato bread, sauce on my tie, gotta hankerin for pie, but I'm not that guy. Gonna leave me for another, it's a question of when, gonna shoot my durn head off, would you lan me a pen? gonna write my way outta this, and no one's to blame, back where we started, but suthin's the same.
goober humperd9iink <VERY INFORMATIVE WEBSITE>
AW HELL, CA USA - Saturday, March 26, 2005 at 00:32:51 (EST)
What's that Lassie? Timmy's fallen down the old mineshaft, drunk on tyskie?! Very informative,to say the least!!
June Lockhart
Country Kitchen, Sink USA - Friday, March 25, 2005 at 16:45:12 (EST)
Tyskie my friends is a fine tasty Beer or as we polaks say Piwo (peeVo) which comes from the same word stem as the Polish word for drink so they have they're priorities straight here. Although I haven't been loaded since I found out I was having a kid so I better get to work. I am hoping all are swell in Drifterland. Love Jamal
Jamal
Krakow, polsky - Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 06:03:28 (EST)
Rain rain and more rain, wet feet, wet town, wet dream.Hey when will scott peterson change his hair color again? Robert Blake did the crime but not the time. speaking of feeding tubes does anyone else feel like the american feeding tubes is really bush's colonic? Freedom is on the march...and as ace once said "live free or Ill kill you" What do you mean "blow yer nose?" ace don't beat yer self up, its all right in front of you. of course i know not of what i speak anyway it could be next to you but certainly not behind you. I soon will be enjoying the many natural splendors of vegas this weekend for easter WWJD. He'd win, thats what.
Butch
longshaft, Id USA - Wednesday, March 23, 2005 at 16:06:57 (EST)
That's right Ace. I take it for granted that a good portion of the voyuers will know what I'm talking about, even if for the most, I don't.
skr
USA - Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 15:24:05 (EST)
Did yee sayeth something about sperm about?!!
Captain Ahab <www.pegleg.org>
Pequod, 7 seas USA - Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 12:51:08 (EST)
All this stuff about tykskies, Tom Waits, muffins, and budgetary bitterness and sperm make me want to puke up my placenta sandwich. Say...what did Mr. and Mrs. Leaf name their newborn son?...Don't know? Russel! Congrats to the Polish Palomino and to El Jeffy y Lorena. Watch out, I here Dr. Thompson's soul is looking for a new habitat. I hope Paco and he are yukking it up at the "Land Mine" bar as we speak...(invisible of course). Love to all who keep this ongoing screed rolling and beyond, though I wouldn't be writing this if Lomax (the Preacher Man) wasn't holding a shiv to ear.
Jt
Skin, Id USA - Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 12:48:17 (EST)
What's a Tyskie? Durn, Youze becommin more Poland-ish by the New York minute. Out here in Cotten-head land, we fill our interest with Robert Blake's murder trial, Terry Shibo's feeding tube (what a un-couth band name! TSFT) Medical tourism and the right to a lap dance within county limits. (keep the governments hands off my lap!) Tom, my good friend, I believe Stan was quoting Tom Waits "had to stand naked at the bottom of the cross, tell the good lord what he did... got to get behind the mule, in the morning and plow..." or another TW song "we're chained to the world, and we all gotta pull..." tired of the same read, thought I'd throw in 2 cents ACE
ACE
USA - Tuesday, March 22, 2005 at 11:27:40 (EST)
Upi n the morn'n at the plow. Sounds like a good song Stan! I'm pulling wire to a 200 amp service box for house change over. Get'n rid of the old screw in fuse's. plans suck if ya let them. Life sucks if ya let it. Blow yer nose all day long ya still gatta take out the garbage. what did I mean by "blow your nose?" let me tell you a joke.....There are two muffins baking in the oven and one muffin looks over at the other muffin and says " Man, it's getting hot in here." and the other muffin says " holy shit, a talking muffin!" Love T
PO <huchster@comcast.net>
Safeway#109, IPA Earth - Saturday, March 19, 2005 at 17:30:24 (EST)
I love how we rally around to give electronic encouragement to our family. That picture f Mariah and the surf sure does hurt though. Its gray and kind of ugly here took the boy for a roller blade through some dirty streets and man these poes never clean up their dog crap its like walking through a vietcong mine field. And would it kill these people to smile jeezis!! They say the weather will warm up soon and thank the gods, if I gotta smell anymore coal burning I'm gonna have to get a mask like Michael Jackson. My Kochanie can't make it past 10 o'clock these days so ole jim's got his Tyskie brewed since 1472 so the light is on. Love to all Jamal
Jamalski
Katowice, polska - Saturday, March 19, 2005 at 16:56:59 (EST)
better now. found some work, so now my sweetie will stop looking at me sidewayz. I can pay my bills, and maybe solving someone elses problems for awhile will help me pull my head out of my own ass. All this "what is my purpose on the planet?" crap sure gets tiresomely indulgent. James, I will send you some farm footage asap so you can show Alex what a yar-dude hippie you used to be. (also so you can start to quiz Alex on names for the P-fest, and you can teach Marcin all the words to the Butchers tunes)all for now, Tom, Lorna, SKR, and all the rest of you website voyers, good day and god bless. ace
ace
USA - Friday, March 18, 2005 at 16:16:46 (EST)
Now that you got yourself a mule, you got to get up in the morning and plow, boy, in the morning and plow...
skr
USA - Friday, March 18, 2005 at 16:13:47 (EST)
Thanks gentlemen, where do I send the check? You all help more than you can ever know, always have. Yes, I was there, I remember. I am here, now, to be sure. What to do? That footage is full of me talking at the camera saying "what do I do now?" and I still have the same question. Survival, the next thing on the list, good for somebody else, all very valid actions. Plans may suck, but they put your ass in motion. The most debilitating thing for me is stagnation. But like Paco said in that oh so eloquent letter "My usual methodology is to plod along doggedly, convincing myself that I'm on the right path, and when I have fun and forget thinking about anything except the moment, then the answers become more obvious" I'm having not much fun (I hear Tom saying "blow your nose, punk") And I wonder what you are talking about Tom, what was I supposed to do "right now"? "My baby caught the cadie, and left me a mule to ride"...
funked up ACE
USA - Friday, March 18, 2005 at 11:10:06 (EST)
I agree with Mr.T. And Mr. Sawyer "plans Suck" Remember we "Drifters" are the righteous we are above the comparison with the tangible world your sprit is what counts and yours is top shelf Ace as all in our family. Sometimes mere survival where you are is success and perhaps that farm footage is the pot of gold a the end of the rainbow. Incidentally I am trying to sell my new family on the Cruz so if you have some dvd footage to send eastward PLEASE send it here I will e mail you personally with my info. Ace my brother you can't win the battle with yourself because you are too evenly matched so sue for peace. Love, Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, polska - Friday, March 18, 2005 at 05:20:50 (EST)
Define "Tangible" !? That you shot the film at all is more than most people ( even those that live the "tangible way" ) can say ! "FOR WHAT"? For the moment dude! were'nt YOU there? What up ace? not use to so much rain in sunny Cal? Blow your nose ya know. you really don't have time to "give up" or what EVER cause there is really so much more to do. So get back there and DO what you are supose to be DOING and do it NOW. ( don't make me use my hands!) Love Mr.T
PO <huchster@comcast.net>
Safeway#309, IPA Earth - Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 14:41:22 (EST)
when does the great contender become the washed up has-been that never was? Rocky got his shot at redemption, Brando got beat to shit On The Waterfront, but he was righteous. When do you give up on not giving up and get to work on something tangible? I've been watchin (glancing) at all those farm videos as I'm transferring them to DVD (over 120 hours for sure) and I admire the gumption, the spirit, even as I criticize the self-indulgence. Move on, I say, that was nearly 15 YEARS AGO!!! "to what?" I reply... to what
ace
USA - Thursday, March 17, 2005 at 10:20:48 (EST)
Your sperm? It has been said that you throw your pearls at swine-skinners. But I can't tell you who said that.
skr
USA - Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 21:06:59 (EST)
Yo Ace what about my sperm? I'm really surprised they could still make the trip I've been wasting them for years you know, but it doesn't seem to affect the other members of the crew. And if you think I'm looking forward to walking around with a damned diaper bag and spittle or worse on my pants you got another thing comming. Sure I want to be a great Dad but I always made fun of Dads in my mind and my own sometimes to his face which got mine slapped once or twice. Please Ace write without censure is that a word? I will ass well. Oh by the way Baby Pix comming soon. Love to all, Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, polska - Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 16:20:41 (EST)
Yo Ace what about my sperm? I'm really surprised they could still make the trip I've been wasting them for years you know, but it doesn't seem to affect the other members of the crew. And if you think I'm looking forward to walking around with a damned diaper bag and spittle or worse on my pants you got another thing comming. Sure I want to be a great Dad but I always made fun of Dads in my mind and my own sometimes to his face which got mine slapped once or twice. Please Ace write without censure is that a word? I will ass well. Oh by the way Baby Pix comming soon. Love to all, Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, polska - Wednesday, March 16, 2005 at 16:20:31 (EST)
and another thing ace... if you are going to put your message in a video, be sure to make it black and white and find some old audio tracks with the MGM Orchestra - 1947 - or he won't watch it. He's very particular, you know.
skr
USA - Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 14:56:07 (EST)
Ace, darling, I would never presume to supress your free expression - perish the thought - I was only musing that perhaps the internet gods had been kind to jeffy after all ... but I have to laugh at your remark that you intended for him to read the comment. Jeffy does not read. If you want to convey a message to him, you'll have to produce a video. Or just come on by for a visit. We sure miss ya!
Big belly
Santa Cruz, USA - Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 14:50:46 (EST)
ok, I over-react. Jamal's sunny attitude in Poland has reminded me what a bitter jerk I can be. I'm happy for all you baby makers, in fact, a little jealous. Bad day. Bad dreams, bad morning, speeding ticket on the way to work. Poor me, boo hoo. Sorry to infect the site with pessimism, but sometimes this is my only outlet. Something's got to give, and god help those down stream when the dam breaks.
ace
USA - Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 11:58:42 (EST)
no, now the comment is regarded as "dad bashing" without any observer being able to see the post and judge for themselves if offensive. I jabbed Jamal, I jabbed at Jeffy, with the full intent that they would read what I wrote. As I recall, I said Jeffys's sperm might be slow swimmers, and "too cool" to push their way into a crowded room. If this outpost of Drifters which formerly has been an outlaw bastion of free speech has now formed a ladies auxilliary club and has found religion, prohibition, and pc censorship, it's no wonder it's become a ghost town. Feel free to replace the band photos with cutesie baby pix as soon as possible.
Andrew M. Davids
Angel, CA USA - Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 10:25:18 (EST)
Just a few minutes before I teach my flawless diction to my fellow polaks so hello America how are you ? It is finally sunny and almost warm in beautiful Krakow. I was doing the math and it looks like Stan is right I may have to bring Alex to the fest and we can have the first birth at the fest Live On stage during Swap Meat Slut!! That will surely give Fake Booby Judy headline status what do you say Ace? My Love is sometimes sick always tired and I am running around buying strange things for her to eat, lkie spreadable (on bread you in-breeds) chicken? Man sometimes you think you've seen it all. Haven't been drunk in weeks so I had better start drinking. Schools out no more thinkin. Church is over so lets start drinking!!! LOve to all
Jamal
Jamalski
Krakow, polska - Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 10:21:26 (EST)
- Monday, March 14, 2005 at 20:25:52 (EST)
Just as well about losing some of those posts. I didn't really want to tell Jeffy about Ace's dad-bashing comment - now it's between you, me, and the lamppost, if ya know what i mean.
Mamacita-to-be
USA - Monday, March 14, 2005 at 15:24:18 (EST)
Hey I just found your site by accident check out my big Polak buttocks only .99$ a peep. All right its Jamal I am trying toraise extra cash for the new one butt perhaps A password protected site would be best, I agree we need to control the spammers and jammers of your capitalistic country.
Love
Jim
Jamal <Nudebigassedpolishguys.com>
Katowice, Polska - Monday, March 14, 2005 at 04:15:54 (EST)
Hey Tom. Sorry about your posting getting scrubbed. These uninvited posts are getting way out of hand. I think I may have to resort to a password protected area of some sort. It took me a while to clear that last post because in addition to what you can see, they write a tremendous amount of code behind the level of what you see and it's a pain in the next to clear it out. Plus, I don't think anyone would miss all these trashy postings.
New bulletin board coming soon!
skr
USA - Monday, March 14, 2005 at 01:22:25 (EST)
Guess I got deleted with the spam,But that ain't stop'n the likes "o" me. oh no! right now we got nine days till spring and I am just hold'n on! LA has been washed clean or so it might seem. The pacific northwest has been a place of sun and warth. the patio is call'n and the pool is soooo ready. went up to the camp site on the river today and all is set for rock lizard lounge'n and swimming. I don't have a problem tell'n ya all that the water here is, well, ya can see the bottom, if ya know what I mean. I am always think'n about YA all and hope'n the best. Mr. T and Family
PO <huchster@comcast.net>
Safeway# 216, IPA Earth - Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 22:14:23 (EST)
Sorry to those who lost their comments. We got hacked pretty hard with literally thousands of links to weird sites. Jamal - I got your message. Sending under separate cover. Jammed with Lewin tonight at Brookdale Lodge. It's 5 am and the rooster is crowing...
skr
USA - Saturday, March 12, 2005 at 07:54:15 (EST)
Honey I been skinning pig for years (figuratively) and nothin' makes a marriage better. You'll be one wonderful dad. We're all very, very excited to hear zee excellent news. Hopefully we'll see you live in a month or two.
Rena Lou (Butch's conkabine) <shirleyacres@sbcglobal.net>
Santa Cruz, CA USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 22:14:21 (EST)
Well i guess Ill need to teach ya how to run some snairs and make moonshine so you can bring home the bacon and stay warm in the winter(it will help you save money since youll need two houses one here one there) congradulations jamal Love2all and those soon 2b
The Lone Trucker <jdodahmman@msn.com>
USA - Sunday, February 20, 2005 at 15:07:34 (EST)
A pig skinnin' gal
A Butcher caught her eye.
I'll work on the rest of it.
Congratuflatulations Jamal. Can't wait to meet your new bride, Alexandra.
PS. Already got a song written - it's called Alexandria's Costume Ball. Premiering for the first time under the Pacofest 2005 Tent
Hey, it's a great celebration
Fantasy Carnival
Life's a moonlight cruise
Through Alexandria's costume ball
Through Alexandria's costume ball
...even if her name isn't AlexanDRIA, that's the way the song goes... had to go back to Egypt, where philosophical, spiritual, and cosmological teachings flowed together like wine to capture it. Or was that Key West. Oh yeah, that was Key West. But there was a lot of alcohol.
skr
USA - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 13:56:43 (EST)
Well folks the hits keep on comming I mentioned several times my Dzik(wild boar) butchering girlfriend here, I have decided to make an honest woman out of her and proposed that we make a polish citizen out of me, so ole Jamal is going to be dually citizened. Full circle so to speak back to the old country, not that we will stay here forever though. And my dear friends I don't know how it happened BEFORE we were married butt somehow my beautiful ALEXSANDRA is going to have a baby. She says its mine too! I don't know if "she" (Alex says its a girl) will be here before next Paco fest though as its only about 1 month old. But the plan is to be in America when the blessed event occurs.I am a little scared about finally having to be a responsible adult but we are very much in love and the news is exciting and the happiest thing to come into my life since Pani Alexsandra. So the tribe keeps on growing and the party never ends. So we will join Jeffy and LoRa as the newest parents in Drifterhood but I think these kids will be pure Butchers Blood. Love to all Big Daddy (send prayers for health) Jamal, and Little Mama Alex
jamalski <tcbkruk>
Katowice, polska - Saturday, February 19, 2005 at 08:48:00 (EST)
Butch great to hear Polska is in the running look into tickets now as summertime they are expensive butt yes I will be here why? I shall post that soon enuff. As to the words to Swap Meat they may be a bit racy for 10 to 13 year olds butt if you want them here are some. Her shirts too loose and her shorts are too tight. Her ass has got a little bit of cellulite. Got a tattoo on that big behind. It says "heaven ain't too hard to find"
Chorus
She wanders up and down them flea market stalls. Nothin' underneath them cut-off overalls.She's writin' her name on the mens room wall. she's always happy to take your call.(this last line used to be she's always happy to tickle yer rhymes with walls)chorus
the next two verses are perverted and you must beg to hear them or I will send them to you personally send requests to tcbkruk@yahoo.com Hey its snowing again !! great! I hate snow dam snow FU snow.
Love Jamal
Jamalski
Krakow, polska - Friday, February 18, 2005 at 07:26:23 (EST)
Just sittin' round waitin' for Conway to call...thinkin' 'bout "Critters", "da Pope" and you'all. Been bein' a Heater as parts start to fail, will be down at Oso like yesterday's mail...
Terry
Skin, Id. USA - Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 20:01:50 (EST)
Im spinnin with the intense energy of couped up first-graders on this very rainy tuesday in da cruz. I need libations quickly. all goes well with the Puttsniks out side of a whirl wind life we have led lately. First a great trip to saucy Jack & Lynns in Placerville, yes folks they scored a great crib in P-ville. Jack is a LANDLORD. He also introduced my kids to cross country skiing. My kids HATED it! They now understand why it's not called "downhill skiing." Will feel at least 100 times. The following week (last wkend) we drove to LA for K's dad's Bday, then straight back. How many days at home? none, only days when i work am i at home it seems. anywho, My new band is kickin ass, these guys are good and they are only 10-13 years old. We are called "Father Knows Least" We have a rippin version of Swap meet slut but we don't know the words. Hey jamal, if you ever sober up would you post a verse or two? ALSO jamal as of today poland is still the front runner for the duttsnik family vacation. Will you still be there this summer? Saw LoRa & Chaffy not long ago and they seem to be doing very well. Ace, love reading your posting and knowing you and the girls are duin well. Anntouinette's picture is on our frig. I hate rain, you damn rain, FU rain!
Butch
Beefstik , Iowa USA - Tuesday, February 15, 2005 at 17:43:48 (EST)
Nie mowi po Polsku dobrze, It is almost above freezing today so maybe no long underwear. I will take the boy skating today,without his Mama should be an adventure as his english is as good as my Polish. We went yesterday and I was a celebrity as they had never seen a california license before when I left it as security for my skates. I feel a little like ace with pre fab family, except it is like I am trying to talk to a martian as my polish is bad. A six year old who wonders why this adult is so stupid he can't speak right, and what does he do to his momma at night? One day I am sure you will all meet Alexandra and Marcin hopefully at the next fest. It is grey a little rain and instant coffee and a beautiful Polish girl who looks 18 and makes me feel 18 again are keeping me warm. Wish I was on the nod maybe next weekend. Love to all Jamal
Jamalski
Brynow, Polska - Sunday, February 13, 2005 at 06:01:34 (EST)
you'll call not mine english, English. I've had guite enough of that. Your rants are the travelog olf the site. Stan is the homefires, with upcomong gigs and stories of the Cruz vecinity, Ace tells of big slimy city treacheries or humdrum dispair, Jamal lives in Poland, he won't be here tonight...
Ace is on a tear, just took it all in. been on the nod for days. not really but checked out nonetheless. falling asleep in my cups, as it were, and it am, oh yes, it am too
ace <zce>
la, ca USA - Saturday, February 12, 2005 at 23:07:05 (EST)
Hello fellahs sometimes when the lady is putting the kid to bed I get kinda lonely for some real american english, and I really cry when the only stinkin words are my feeble braggings you suk Jamal and those damn elfs F.U. elfs
Jamalski <cipka.com>
Brynow, polska - Friday, February 11, 2005 at 13:58:24 (EST)
I know I thought this was a sight of enlightened thoughts and greetings from afar, but as soon as the smut started flowing I hopped aboard the carnal train. Butt,and everyones got one, My carnal exploits are all in the name of new love ahhh remember those days I thought I was through but the stars said otherwise.Besides my new love I am trying to convince my boss to transfer me closer to my Hog skinner girlfriend I guess that is the same subject too.
Ok I am teaching Polacks the "kings" english (elvis'not englands) I smoke way too many Dunhills or Czerwony Dunhilla when you order them from the sklep. It is still far too cold for human life thats where booze comes in quite handy. And you can smoke wherever you damned well please and if you want to walk around with a beer go on ahead ain't nobody stoppin you, civilization my friends, and any restaurant will let you make a pee there for 33 cents poo will cost ya a little more unless you don't need toilet paper. Enough of my yakkin for now. Love you -jamal
Jamal
Katowice-Brynow, Polska - Tuesday, February 08, 2005 at 18:33:13 (EST)
My god, I never thought I'd see the day where all you farm animals would be bragging about your lusty conquests on WORLD WIDE wondernet. So there's a new lil' rascal on the way, god help us all. he/she (I wonder if it'll be a he-she?)is going to be one out of this world cat. Congrats Lora and Jeffy. And Jamal, you're bumpin boots to the rythem of the train with your little polish pig skinner? sounds HOT! Maybe its a good year for the carnal pleasures. Me? don't get me started.
ace <ace>
ace, USA - Tuesday, February 08, 2005 at 16:53:07 (EST)
Sorry Trucker awfully hard to get hemp oil here well not too hard actually I have managed it. It is cold man I mean frigid here feels like you nose will fall off when your outside there is a cure though BOOZE!
Love Jamal
Jamal
Krakow, Polska - Monday, February 07, 2005 at 05:56:43 (EST)
hay LoRa miss you2 i bet your up to about 3-4 hair ties now to button the pants and way to go jeffy cun use agood ass wippen now enthen i plan a good one in backgammen when i get there about 10 roles im thinken should do it c u soon love&kiss
The Lone Trucker <jdodahmman@msn.com>
USA - Sunday, February 06, 2005 at 16:50:17 (EST)
dontforget your hempoil great for friction helps that machine run longer and cooler and its biodegradeable hope you got your hempoil CAPTAIN ANDY
The Lone Trucker <jdodahmman@msn.com>
USA - Sunday, February 06, 2005 at 16:34:10 (EST)
Buttch your right I miss it too I am writing a ballad Based on an elvis tune its called Butt Love Me. and Goin' Gay. Its COOOLD everyday all day. My studies continued in tribology(?) believe it or not on the train. Barzo Kocham cie my Polish girl.
jamal
Katwice, Polska - Saturday, February 05, 2005 at 04:13:45 (EST)
Hey what happened to all that gay porn stuff?That wasn' some stranger's posting, that was the BUTTchers new alBUM. its called SONGS FROM THE BROWN CAVE and it features some hot licks. Some of the songs would have been hit, like: UP in ADAM, YOU TASTE LIKE CRAP,KISSIN MR HAPPY. anyway maybe we can still re-erect the postings.
BUTCH
RUSTYCRANK, MT USA - Friday, February 04, 2005 at 17:17:17 (EST)
Grasshopper-Jamal
You are one of our finest students of tribology. And to think... you went all the way to Poland to perfect your studies in friction and lubrication.
When you have perfected your art you can return to carry wood and water for camp Rancho del Oso.
skr
USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 17:33:24 (EST)
Did you have to say Shit Stanimal whilst that is what Dzik causes a lot of I prefer poo-poo but I guess shit is more tribal. Well my kochanie just got out of the shower so I am going to test the friction.
Jamalski
Jamal
Katowice, polska - Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 17:15:32 (EST)
tribology (try-BOL-uh-jee, tri-) noun
The study of interacting surfaces in relative motion and associated issues, such as friction, lubrication, and wear.
[From Greek tribos (rubbing), from tribein (to rub).]
As Ace pointed out, our interacting bodies are in relative motion, however removed and distant... and Becky is part of the tribology, whether or not she hears us snoring on her livingroom couch...
Viva Rancho del Oso where the tribe will gather to strip the Dzik from the bone and shit it back to the earth.
Viva friction and lubrication
Viva tribology
Viva Las Vegas!
skr
USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 11:55:00 (EST)
Wow that sure is great news the tribe keeps growing! I am hoping to bring a polish contingency to the Fest next year and to set the record for longest journey to the fest yet. We may even bring some Dzik (wild Boar) beats the hell out of regular pig and yes I am still gloating over the fact my girl can butcher for real. Love to all. Jamal
jamal
Katowice, polska - Wednesday, February 02, 2005 at 11:34:39 (EST)
Hey, Lone Trucker, we sure miss ya. The other day I beat Jeffy at Rummy 500 in about four hands. My final score was exactly 500. It was uncanny! When are you gonna come by and take a gander at my belly. Oh yeah, by the way, to all my friends and family, I've really been meanin' to call ya, but I kinda have phone phobia, so please excuse the digital delivery, but just wanted you to know there's a different kind of delivery coming to Casa de Jefe y Laura - the stork is coming! Little Peanut is on his/her way and will be attending the next Pacofest. Turns out the Holmquist boys can swim ...
LoRa Bloodski <laura dot norvig at gmail dot com>
USA - Tuesday, February 01, 2005 at 12:10:17 (EST)
hope your all enjoy that sun shine im with u jamal freezen my ass off i just enjoyed the blizzerd in ny 3feet in four days left there with a load and had the pleasure of going 10 miles in 4hrs there was 15 wrecks in 10 miles very ugly hay LoRa hope things are going well i need to get by there tell jeffy im running out of room in the truck from all the hot sauce found some pure habanero and its the damndist thing but i havent had to run the heat in the truck since i got it i just take the lid off alitte while well folks gotta go just got my dispatch the one i dred the most its a whole load of drugs this is no shit going to chicago i get to watch my rear view the whole way to see if anybody is following me i make check calls every 2hrs so they know that one of the sappranos hasnt wacked me and stolen my load cool ah Love2all
The Lone Trucker <jdodahmman@msn.com>
USA - Tuesday, February 01, 2005 at 01:54:11 (EST)
I thought I would brag a bit because my girlfriend right at this very moment is cutting up wild boar legs for us to eat now I know this may conjure up images of some great large woman with a mustache and huge arms laden with fat. This is hardly the case she is a dainty thing but look how she move that knife would make a fine farm girl.She was also the friend who made coffee with a fly swatter and toilet paper I'd say it is a match made in heaven. And Becky you can visit anytime, and I will visit you as I am now used to it being cold well beyond cold, now I gotta go eat some hogg!!
Love Jamal
Jamal
Katowice-Brynow, USA - Sunday, January 30, 2005 at 04:02:51 (EST)
Well I just thought I'd get MY 2 cents worth in while it's still January, only problem is I don't have 2 cents... Otherwise, life is great but (sob!) I feel so abandoned by my drifter friends... The northcoast may as well be the north pole considering how many of you all have drifted up here in the last three years. I suppose I'll see Jamal in Pole-land before anyone of my California friends makes it up to the northcoast (sigh...). This is kind of a backward way of saying you're welcome anytime. Pedro and I will show you a real good time, promise!
Beckaroo <beckylu2@cox.net>
Arcata, CA USA - Sunday, January 30, 2005 at 01:04:28 (EST)
I am coming for that bass one day Push! but keep it warm for me Will.Plenty of accordians and plyaers here you would love it. It is still coooooold man I'm almost dead.
Jamal
Katowice, USA - Saturday, January 29, 2005 at 15:14:49 (EST)
Yeah after ten beers last night I figured Ace was yankin my chain, and the Poles here aren't ALL great believe me some never smile and look at me like I have an ass growing out of my head when I have one on my chin.But the hospitality is the best my kochanie(sweetheart) is cooking me dinner right now! so sometimes I get on my "high" horse i can count on you to make sure I stay where I belong with my fellow "happy all the time" miserable failures because success is waaaay overated. Sorrry but I fell hook line and stinker. Love Jamal
Jamal
Polska, USA - Saturday, January 29, 2005 at 06:01:28 (EST)
Ace,
Go easy mate. I had a belly laugh first thing this morning thanks to you - and Amy Goodman was speaking truth to power in the background. By the way, I think I have few baby pics on the site already. At the moment, I've a photo of mom and dad on the front of the site and that hadn't even occurred to me until now. Here come the baby pics.
skr
USA - Tuesday, March 15, 2005 at 12:13:08 (EST)