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Stan
Sep 6, 1999 13:44
http://
Oops! The slate has been wiped clean. Not by choice, have you. I messed up and all the stored history of the Drifter Family Guestbook is now well, history. Well, we'll start again with more musings. Have at it folks.
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delilah jones
Sep 6, 1999 14:18
http://
well i can see how ya'll operate around heah. i goes lookin for the dirt on de fambly and
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delilah jones
Sep 6, 1999 14:23
http://
well i can see how ya'll operate around heah. i goes lookin for the dirt on de fambly and where is it!!?? WHAT have ya'll done with the shit ? Hummphh. I'm not impressed one little bit, no ma'am, I ain't.
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Jackson
Sep 6, 1999 15:05
http://
Delilah, ...you always comin' 'round here tryin' to stir up some kind a trouble. Why don't you mind your own. You want dirt? You ain't got to look no further than your own backyard!
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Huchster
Sep 8, 1999 05:14
http://
alright stan, I love it. our own thoughts thrown off our own page, by our own computer. and can you believe we got damn near a year out of it. I say we did drifter good!! Once and always agian, Thank you for such a coola kick-ass web page. You the Stan, man git your motors runn'n, git out on the........... T
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Koo Koo
Sep 8, 1999 13:14
http://
...and the old man never was the same again! HAHAHAHA..........got a date with Lomax to do lunch...gotta go....HAHAHAHA.....EEEEAHAHA!

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Dr.gonzo
Sep 8, 1999 16:28
http://epochalsensation
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers. laughers....also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls....but the only thing that worried me was the ether. there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a person in the depths of an ether binge....."

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Arthur Unknown
Sep 11, 1999 10:53
http://
for goodness sake, don't run on the highway. For goodness sake, don't smoke in the bars. For goodness sake, stay away from fast women. For goodness sake, stay away from old cars. They'll only bring you down, spell your ruin and damnation. If you must go, I insist you know of my vile condemnation. thanks for the present. You'll forgive me if I don't wait around to receive it.

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Gambler's Loss
Sep 13, 1999 11:27
http://
If Bugz and/or Roscoe can't/won't make it, we've got an old boy up here that can fill in just fine, he and his betrothed are coming with me...Jeeze Louise...Rex

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Stanimal
Sep 13, 1999 16:51
http://
Okay Gambler. Talk about trial by fire. Bring him on. We'll toss him and his ax into the mix and see if he burns.

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Khassim
Sep 14, 1999 22:48
http://poopstudio.commmune
I just can't wait to be breathing that cool and salty Pacific air. Catching up on years and decades with the Drifter clan; doing our best to keep the Poop spirit burnin'. Corn anyone? Looking Forward....Red

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Rex Sweeney
Sep 17, 1999 11:52
http://
Tremendous news from Ace Butcher! That F-ing cancer is in remission and our boy plans on adding his particular lunacy to Pacofest...YES......Hey Khassim, (Red) great you're coming...an excellent sooprise! Ray is staying in Durango....2 bad....bring as many instruments as you can...how many do you play anyway? I'm looking forward to hearing you jam with the Victims of Variety and all other conglomerations. Let me know if you need a ride from the airport or something...or what? Ace rules, let's celebrate, remember,...create. until then, Rex

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Little Chung Gwin
Sep 23, 1999 21:59
http://www.youpaymedical.com
Little Chung Gwin is almost here now, and he come to your party for two week.

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Koo Koo
Sep 24, 1999 21:29
http://
Medical not paid, the laity not laid, I beg to differ...been out on the campaign trail and the scary thing is...nothing has been said...Oh well, the Cadillac's running, it has gas in the tank....Love, Koo Koo

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LoRa Blood
Sep 25, 1999 04:35
http://www.bloodsisters.com
I am master of my domain. Come on by and check it out at www.bloodsisters.com. There's nothing there yet except two projects I did for school, one of which is a Harmony Grits site. This will be moving shortly because those dang hilbillys done gone and gots their OWN domain, www.harmonygrits.com. But anyway, the bloodsister stuff will be coming soon. Right now I'm too busy dreaming about the social event of the season.

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Stanimal Nation
Sep 25, 1999 05:32
http://
Red Alert folks. Scott just emailed that the generator isn't working and that it's not fixable by show time. Rather, does anyone have a generator or access to one? Get ahold of Scott post haste at skyelarm@netzero.net -----> On another note... the band formally known as the Stanimal's is now Stanimal Nation. Bring us your weak. Your weary. How about a bass player?

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Lo
Sep 26, 1999 16:07
http://
i do have a generator reserved. 3.3kw honda, fairly quiet, but does NOT have a voltage regulator. If anyone has a surge protector (UPS type) bring it.

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Lo
Sep 27, 1999 11:11
http://
P.S., the darn thing costs $60/day to rent, so all you rich people, bring money, and everybody else, keep asking your neighbors if they have a generator we can borrow.

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Bert
Sep 30, 1999 13:44
http://feedmebeer.burp
tentative band schedule subject to change at a moment's notice straight from the mouth of baby jesus: Saturday noon Mystery Guest, 1:30 Jeffy and Friends, 3:30 Ren and Skimpy, 4:30 Victims of Variety, 6:00 dinner, 7:00 Drifters, 9:00 Butchers Sunday noon Baby Newt, 1:00 Fake Booby Judy, 2:00 Grits, 3:00 Stanimal Nation, 4: Bloods
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Rally
Sep 30, 1999 15:34
http://ontheroad
coming out of the northern woods, the truck is loaded down, or up, depending.....seven people on board. road pops at hand. nothing left to do but smile.......If I could bottle this excitment I could be a millionaire. ( again ) just can't wait...............T
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Summer-Do
Sep 30, 1999 16:03
http://
Well, I'm about to leave for this big ass party yall are throwing, I'll be there tomorrow!!! See ya soon !!!

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R.D. Sweeney
Oct 1, 1999 07:40
http://backinillinois@chautauqua.DNB
Greetings to my brothers & sisters in Pacodom. I'll be thinking about you tomorrow. Party on. Already I'm dreamin' of the salty Pacific air. Wish I was there. Anyways, the old Patch has the David Nelson Band TONIGHT.See ya at Pac'00fest. Love, Phideaux

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Scott McLean
Oct 5, 1999 03:41
http://
just when ya think it can't get any better,PACOFEST"99" comes along and"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!" what a time was had by all. Iwould like to thank everyone whoput forth all the effort which resulted in such a wonderfull weekend etc.etc.etc....... on another note i would also like to make a request to all those who have any audio, vidio, or still photo's please e-mail me so we can discuss my obtaining copy's for myself HAPPY 40TH PACO Scott

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Victims of Variety
Oct 5, 1999 14:44
http://
Wow, what a time we had. Thanks to everyone who made us feel so at home and welcome in your family. Great vibes. Ron (The Victims of Variety)

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Koo Koo
Oct 6, 1999 15:40
http://
Hey you guys what's up!?? Where are all you guys??!...some clown must have given me the wrong dates for Pacofest. (did I just say that?) This won't happen next year HEEEHAWWWWEEEEAWWWW!!!! On my way to Moab to celebrate Halloween with Lomax...lock your car....Love, KooKoo

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Arthur Unknown
Oct 6, 1999 18:03
http://
With bearly a nerve to spare, I've managed my way back to Lost Angel-less (under water all the way) confused, perplexed, can't figure out if you of the PacoPeople are a different species than other humans; you so teeth-showing and body-pressing, others so cold, so so cold. Slightly anxiety relieved due to weekend- many thanks

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They call me Loreeeena
Oct 7, 1999 16:48
http://www.bloodsisters.com
the scuttlebutt on the street is that the highlight of the entire weekend was the stirring, pee-in-your-pants fantastically hilarious rendition of the new Butcher's classic "Ken Sawyer". Other highlights included the "things" Becky made, the strong kid element, the plethora of food and drink (great baja tacos, but more whiskey next year please), and the spirit of cooperation. I heard Darkis and Chung Gwin were backstage, but I never did see them. The muses blessed the redwoods and await our annual return. Special thanks to the road crew, Heidi for the great face painting, and Ox for working so hard on Thursday, Friday and Monday. Quote for the day: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it people like me."

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PATSY
Oct 10, 1999 10:30
http://makeitgrowl
How did a week go by so fast?? I cant wait 51 more to have that much fun again, but at this rate perhaps it will only seem like a month. So much love in one place. Teena told me that she wants to be let out to play more often. How can we swing that I ask??? Maybe a Sisters fest in late spring? BUt lets not forget to thank everyone who made this years gathering so good. The list is long. You all know who you are. ALL of you!!!! Stan and LORA of course deserve to be throned for their organizational prowess. Rennie gets honorable mention for having the verve to again bring his taping equipment in the face of almost certain snags that could again cause system failure. THANKS for last years tape!!!! Teena can't wait to hear her band's sound this year (among others of course). The spirit of cowwpewation was astounding again this year. YOU are the best!

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PATSY
Oct 10, 1999 10:32
http://makeitgrowl
How did a week go by so fast?? I cant wait 51 more to have that much fun again, but at this rate perhaps it will only seem like a month. So much love in one place. Teena told me that she wants to be let out to play more often. How can we swing that I ask??? Maybe a Sisters fest in late spring? BUt lets not forget to thank everyone who made this years gathering so good. The list is long. You all know who you are. ALL of you!!!! Stan and LORA of course deserve to be throned for their organizational prowess. Rennie gets honorable mention for having the verve to again bring his taping equipment in the face of almost certain snags that could again cause system failure. THANKS for last years tape!!!! Teena can't wait to hear her band's sound this year (among others of course). The spirit of cowwpewation was astounding again this year. YOU are the best!

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Arthur Unknown
Oct 14, 1999 02:43
http://
sift through their room, can't find the stash...yea, you're jonesin', you're jonesin'. travel 'cross town on a hunch with some cash...yea, you're jonesin', your jonesin'. gonna wake up a kinda friend I sorta know, the hunger in my eyes will be too hard to ignore, hope his ol' lady don't sho' at the door, 'cuz I'm jonesin', I'm jonesin'.

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Mr. Jones
Oct 14, 1999 19:20
http://wishIhadsome
time will hurt and time will heal but time will never change this jones I fell, smoked my last one a long time ago, when I'll get some more, I never know...........T

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Studio Skreech
Oct 15, 1999 03:36
http://
Okay all you Jonesers. Its time to play show and tell. The call is out for good photos from Pa..., uh I mean, from the family gathering. If y'all got any pictures from the funnest weekend on earth that you'd like to contribute to the site, please send me an email and I'll tell you where to send them.

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Rosco Sweeney
Nov 2, 1999 01:48
http://
Still got a long way to go... Where are ya, Paco?

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ROSCO
Nov 2, 1999 02:11
http://
Sorry I missed PacoFest. On the road with the DNB, but we did have our own scene going in Springfield that Friday nite w. Fido, etc.

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ACE
Nov 21, 1999 15:26
http://
What, has this become one of those abandoned websites? where nobody checks in because nobody checks in? well I for one am guilty, guilty, guilty. relieve me of my shame, give me worthiness and purpose. Let me know I'm not alone in being alone. Working on a new tune with Jamahl: MISERABLE FAILURE (but I'm happy all the time) Top that Wonder-Bloods.Hope y'all have a good laugh today, if not at yourself, then at me. Feel free, I encourage you.

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required
Nov 22, 1999 13:30
http://
there's no one out here checking this website except for Miserable Failures -- but we're coming out of the closet loud and proud. see you at the annual MF Convention ...
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Koo Koo
Dec 2, 1999 22:34
http://yerbacdoor.com
Lomax and I, now we've been talkin' ...enough of that miserable flavor crap...I mean to us it all tastes good..you know? Well anyway we've been keepin' track, you know... Still Stalkin', Love Koo Koo

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Arther Unknown
Dec 8, 1999 16:33
http://
Well hello Mr. Koo Koo. You were supposed to have a plane prepared for our escape? I dropped of my '89 Toyota months ago and you said you could make it fly. I'm counting on you for plan "exploso-diversion" do go off hitchless. Who the hell is this Lomax character? I made it emphatically clear you were to work ALONE. Remember: half now, half when you deliver.

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Arther Unknown
Dec 8, 1999 16:33
http://
Well hello Mr. Koo Koo. You were supposed to have a plane prepared for our escape? I dropped of my '89 Toyota months ago and you said you could make it fly. I'm counting on you for plan "exploso-diversion" do go off hitchless. Who the hell is this Lomax character? I made it emphatically clear you were to work ALONE. Remember: half now, half when you deliver.
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Scott McLean
Dec 9, 1999 02:35
http://
Once again I find myself making a plea to all who are "DRIFTER" iffen y'all was lucky nuff ta be thar (P.F."99")and iffen ya had yer reecordin device audio or video, please give me a holler. thank ya much, Scott

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Stanimal
Dec 27, 1999 00:31
http://
Heyo Scotty. A few photos have come in. Once I've scanned them I'll forward them on to you. Happy Holidays
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ACE
Jan 20, 2000 16:29
http://
HEY!! I know you drifters are easygoin' folk, what one might call "leisurely" to be polite. But, HEY! where the heck are y'all? I know, some are having babies, some are busy with their so called lives, some might say: "get over it Ace (by the way, stop calling yourself "ace")that was at least a decade ago, get a new identity" but...HEY... you people, this loose community we call family is VALUABLE. not fade away... not fade away...
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hardyharehare
Jan 21, 2000 04:11
http://
Cracking sleep from eyes, squinting into the flat, steel gray light of reality, the nearly lifeless form mooshes out the only words that seem to fit, "huh, did you say something?" ...and the even deep breathing of hibernation faded into the dark steady winter of the third millinium
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LOST SOUL LOOKING FOR HIS FAMILY
Jan 24, 2000 03:26
http://
Uncle ACE, You da man, long time no hear. Where HAS all the family gone? HELLOOOOO?? can anyone out there hear me? In the imortal words of,(UNCLE ACE,most recently),NOT FADE AWAY, FAMILY'S FAMILY.......WE LOVE YA PACO!!
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Capt.Zoxy
Jan 28, 2000 11:25
http://
Major Tom to ground control! at the speed of light it's no time to step out and smell the roses ( where the hell are those roses)besides I would rather smell the camp fire mixed in with that ocean breeze and hear an amp crackle and feed back.sing me back home.....T
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You Know My Name, Look up the Number
Jan 28, 2000 20:43
http://www.bloodsisters.com
Is there anybody ... out there? Are all these YOUR guitars? This is Mrs. Floyd calling Mr. Floyd. In other news, Franco is still dead, Bugz is playing with the band Red Beans n' Rice and Jeffy's ripping it up with Red Archibald & the Internationals.
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Yea, look up my number too!
Jan 31, 2000 19:48
http://www.cruzio.com/~vfvpusa
Hey y'all. Yea, I saw Ken Sawyer at the farmers market last month, had dinner with LoLo and saw Bugz & Jeffe rippin' it up the other night (even danced a bit), chewed the fat over the tely-phone with Mr. T a coupla weeks ago, but I ain't heard from some of ya kooks for ages! Where the hell are ya? 'Cept for them four months during the summer when I was gone to the east coast, I been right here at home in my new tray (aren't you wonderin' what it's like? aren't ya curious? come see it!) lonesome for ma drifter friends. I hope you haven't forgotten my name. My number is still listed. I'm ready to start putting together backstage passes for Pacofest 2000. This year, everybody gets one, 'cause that's gonna be the invitation! Salud!
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SORAK
Feb 11, 2000 18:11
www.messenger.com
the planet earth is a big ball, looks rel pretty from space when I'm cruisin' in my car....and I can tell ya that you all shine like the beacons you are. Don't forget what's important or I'll ask the messenger to locate you for my special ear cleaning. Gotta go, my feet need to pet the dogs.
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Rex Sweeney
Feb 15, 2000 13:41
http://behind the barn.com
As the winter turns to early Spring, all is well on the treefarm...in fact it's" look over the shoulder time" to see if some shithammer might be bearing down on my smug ass. Tina's cheeks (yes!) are as rosy as ever and Kaiboy is delightfully anal retentive (really). Alas and alack though, I miss pressing the flesh with Mr. T and clan, yukking it up with Ramone, watching the clouds with Lo, eating soup with Jackie Blood, witnessing pigeon murder with Ace and Push and basically anything with even a hint of Butcher or Drifter in it. (not to mention hitting the note w/ Mr. Lewin, Country Jeffy, or the Fabulous Bugz) I miss you all Damnit, too many to mention here, but you know who you are. Gotta take these shaky hands out and plant some trees now...Love to my people...Mazel Tov, Canary
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arther unknown
Feb 15, 2000 15:03
http://
overpopulated lonely planet, eyes all watery with poetry in yer own head, reaching out tenatively to grab a ticket, retreat and roll up the window as the gate is risen. rush for an empty space and look for validation.
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Rex
Feb 16, 2000 14:47
http://behindthebarn.com
Well, standing on terrace 3 yesterday, dreamily musing on the capriciousness of life or some such nonsense, 3 gunshots barked out from the woods above (smal caliber handgun). One bullet whizzed by above my head. After yelling at my gun freak neighbors to shoot uphill, I visited their ridge top trailer home. All is cool now as I reminded them of the close proximity of our little forest neighborhood. They are good kids, just a little bored...
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Paul J. Nobody
Feb 26, 2000 23:11
http://
Hey! God's got bad breath, but you didn't hear it from me. Walks with a limp too, I think it's a war wound but God doesn't talk about it much. "I'm grateful for what I have" God replies, to any personal question. I asked "why did you make the world so hostile?" God smiled and said, "who's making it hostile?"
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Continental Nitnaw
Feb 28, 2000 11:53
http://w/sarahonbus
...upon entering domain, notice perpetual darkness punctuated by curios and oddities of the childish, psycedelic, and Eastern order. I realize now that to show emotion to some is to lose face. A little knowledge goes a long way in any direction. Fuck God if She can't take a joke...Breath Assure is available at the checkout stand. Mail to Good Ole God, c/o Lomax@Best Rush of Your Life. Heaven, U.S.A. Take it easy, Paul and give it back to'em harder. Hit 'em where it hurts. Don't worry about creating or perpetuating hostility, there is already so much...Take a nice long walk and remember your first kiss...stay in touch...
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LoLo
Feb 29, 2000 14:22
http://www.bloodsisters.com
wish i could wax eloquent like y'all, but lost in sybaritic clouds of isolation and rain as the NASDAQ soars up to greet Sorak, leaving me behind, behind, behind the times. Gimme the sports section, willya?
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THE Candidate
Mar 7, 2000 13:56
http://toolatebub.com
On this Sooper Tuesday I urge all of you to vote or at least go out and make some for crisesake. As your candidate I promise to put in a solid 8, to recesutate, and not deviate. I am endowed with serious legal and spiritual assistance and am counting on your continued support. Love, its a beautiful feeling. Canary P.S. I am a man of the soil, not some cartoon character!
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ALL THE NEWS THATS WORTH PRINTING
Mar 8, 2000 01:30
http://PACOFEST DOMAIN
As per A recent conversation between myself and the queen of the kingdom del oso,I am extremely excited to announce that PACOFEST 2000 is again A Rancho Del Oso historical event in the making. All those who need to talk with me,and you know who you are, get in touch.There are some trade-offs we need to discuss.Lets make this year even better. Looking forward to hearing from ya. scott
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yo baby
Mar 8, 2000 04:49
http://
You've got my vote Canary. You did say free beer on Tuesdays, right? Happy Mardi Gras, speaking of Tuesday! We celebrated "Mardi Gras on Cannery Row" tonight. Doc would have loved it
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Ron Gravy
Mar 10, 2000 16:19
http://
I urge my party to endorse Senator Charles Henry Goosefat for president of these great United States. As his running mate, I too wish to push the platform: Legal reading age:35 (to keep impressionable youth from being swayed by subversive literature.) Annex Mexico as the 51st state. There will be no need for so many mexicans to illegaly cross the border, they'll already be in America. we'll call it New American Mexico. NAM for short. As for all other immigrants; "no thank you" America is closed These are just a few of the new and innovative initiatives we propose to change the shape of America. Please feel free to make suggestions, we are after all, the party of the people. ***GOOSEFAT and GRAVY 2000***
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Streeet
Mar 15, 2000 01:26
http://skinutah
Inexplicitly, if it wasn't for the want of need, its for the need of want. As Dr. Bronner says "All one thing..." Stan is God.
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Bob Jones
Mar 15, 2000 20:06
http://putitingodamit
Ok, let me get this straight. We have two presidential candidates on this site, one a known chemically abusing anorexic and another who has proposed the formation of industrial dairy farms involving lactating women, your musical entertainment is provided by a bunch of drifters, women in their menstrual cycles, and a band of ...butchers!? You call that funny!!??
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Bloody Butcher
Mar 16, 2000 15:22
http://
Well well, Mr. Jones... how thick is your skin? are you saying you don't like this form of absurd humor? Does the subconcious/manifested thoughts of drug addicts, drifters, or menstuating women have less validity than the mainstream garden variety type of human? Isn't the world gross and stifled enough already without people being shamed into further conformity? It may not be hi brow or even that funny, but it is honest, risky, and healthy. You want an omlette Jonser? gotta break some chickens.
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Dead Peoples Server
Mar 16, 2000 18:33
http://dpsinfo.com
Strangest thing. I woke up this morning and dagnabit if my chicken wasn't broken. It near abouts gave me a feeling like icy spiders crawling up and down my spine. I think it was HellaTineesis, you know, that little known phenomena when Hep Cat and Teacher Lady ... no, wait, thatís a different one. The one where things just contaneously spombust, like in Spinal Pablum ... sooeee come back here pig! ...Now, where was I? The point is, you see, I think it's some kind of voodoo. That's why you should vote for the other guy.
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Koo Koo
Mar 17, 2000 13:48
http://inyercar.net
Hoo Hoo! Now you're talking. A liitle chicken breaking,a personal attack from and on a nationally known evangelist, and just some good old fear,anger and general accusations. Like I said before Hoo Hoo, the time is right, Hoo Hoo, it's always night, Hoo Hoo, when the sun don't shine, Hoo Hoo, that's when you're mine. Hahahahahahaahahahaha! Love, KooKoo
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Melody Muse
Apr 3, 2000 17:17
http://hasgotneatshoes.net
I ran into Koo-Koo the other night, not to worry, me and Koo-Koo, we're tight. I can not forgive him for what he's done. He's a father to me, and yet, he's my son. I know he loved his Uncle Paco alright, its just damned hard to stop him,running off in the night. Love, Melody
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Gutter Funk
Apr 4, 2000 16:58
http://
Hey, M.M. you sweet so 'n' so, keepin' it real with the imaginary figmants; of course you get along with ghosts, you've got neat shoes. Like Elvis Costello says; "all the angels wanna wear my red shoes." Of course they do! Life is for the living and human foibles make it oh so much more juicy! If the dead look upon and aid the living, we've got a gallery of coaches steering us AND Koo Koo. Maybe the ghosts are protecting us from harm, and maybe they're just out for a good laugh.
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Koo Koo
Apr 7, 2000 17:53
http://hooutriin2kid
...my guess is they are just out for the good laugh....AAHAHAHAHA!
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Rudy Crass
Apr 12, 2000 16:35
http://
Had me a friend once, nasty ol' bloke Shit on your mattress, steal your last toke Hit on yer sister, fight with yer chick When you in public, he whip out his dick
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Louise
Apr 25, 2000 13:29
http://www.inheroom.net
Shame, pleasure, ugliness, loss: they are the heat in the night that tempers the links.
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Arthur Unknown
Apr 25, 2000 15:12
http://
Last to be picked up, last on the wall, thought they forgot you, wait on your call, don't succumb to begging, time is waiting too, a drop drips from your nose, and you hope this time it's you.
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Koo Koo
May 8, 2000 12:44
http://inyercells.htm
I love you
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watcher
May 9, 2000 13:38
http://
I've got incriminating evidence on you, yea, you I'm talkin' to now. Unless you want me to spill my guts and reveal all I know, you'd better start talkin'. That means now and fast, bucko.
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Earnest BORG9
May 15, 2000 20:21
http://
So this is what its come down to, a bunch of guys standing around, drinking organic beer and talking stocks? (why not?) why not indeed! I am going to have to sic Watcher on them...Love, Rex p.s. ...looking forward to seeing you all soon.
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Loco RumRunner
May 16, 2000 00:18
http://
Yo Earnie. I hear you done gradiated from some high falootin big time school for the smarty pants and that you're coming coastal to celebrate. I be seein' ya Earnie. Bring your new pocket protector and we'll chat it up about dot.com IPO's and 401k's, selling short and taking it long! I tell ya, we're gonna party like we used to... clean up to 'bout 9:00 or thereabouts.
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Charles (you little) Dickens
May 22, 2000 12:34
http://holeinengland.com
A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other.
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Just One More
May 24, 2000 13:31
http://arstotl.ancgrc.edu
Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
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ACE
Jun 2, 2000 12:03
http://
Born to wander, to sweat, and to think. Driven to lust, to shame and to drink. Been around the block and though the alleys stink, they're still the only way to go
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Kurtz
Jun 5, 2000 01:27
http://dgzinally.edu
...the horror...
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stanimal nation
Jun 5, 2000 02:31
http://
"There're dogs in the ally, biten' at the wind..." - Jeff Huch. uhm, I think that's what he said. -Join us this weekend at Rancho del Oso for clean-up the camp time and lets get ready for the fall fest. That'll be the weekend of June 10,11. Bring shot gun shells and beer.
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Oh yeah. And another thing
Jun 5, 2000 02:38
http://
For those of you who didn't make it to the Pushnik house warming, Graduation, May baby celebration. You didn't miss much. Just the regular crew. Band in the back yard. Push smoked a turkey for 20 hours. Lewin was burning on guitar. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention, we set up the band in the back yard? How unusual. Reggie played banjo. Mariah played solo guitar and did an original tune. Kids! Jeez.. Pretty typical warm-up for the Octoberfest. Who's making beer this year?
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ACE
Jun 7, 2000 15:49
http://
Jeez Stan,... trouble in paradise? What can we do to make it more interesting for you at these gatherings? Motorcycle stunts? costumes required? axe throwing contest? Ban all songs written before 1996? Acid in the punch bowl? Kids will be kids and old habits die hard, I thought the pinata was a nice touch.
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ACE
Jun 7, 2000 15:49
http://
Jeez Stan,... trouble in paradise? What can we do to make it more interesting for you at these gatherings? Motorcycle stunts? costumes required? axe throwing contest? Ban all songs written before 1996? Acid in the punch bowl? Kids will be kids and old habits die hard, I thought the pinata was a nice touch.
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stanimal
Jun 7, 2000 23:32
http://
That was just my shallow attempt at rye cynicism. My point was that it was the regular ol' spectacular party that we have grown so accustomed to. Seemingly, with no effort at all, a wonderful party unfolds before us... we're just damn good at it! That was my point. The regular ol' garden variety great fucking party. 'nuf already.
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Koo Koo
Jun 8, 2000 21:06
http://annacornikovaa.edu
...and a lot of hot babes...
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Koo Koo
Jun 8, 2000 21:06
http://annacornikovaa.edu
...and a lot of hot babes...
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Koo Koo
Jun 8, 2000 21:06
http://annacornikovaa.edu
...and a lot of hot babes...
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Stanimal
Jun 9, 2000 02:32
http://
and a lot of hot babes....
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ACE
Jun 9, 2000 15:35
http://
Oh, yea, hot, hot, oh yea yea hot.
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Darkis
Jun 12, 2000 21:29
http://myfvrttme
...So, you guys...just cruzin over Rancho Del Oso the other night and I heard Ox laugh...is somethin goin down without me? Oh well... See you at my favorite time...Love, Darkis. P.S. pass the Dr. Bronners, there's Oak in my poke...
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ACE
Jun 19, 2000 12:41
http://
I'm a man cuz I say I am, livin' on my own the best that I can, got a little debt, about 8 or 10 grand, but that don't worry me none I got a master plan.
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Sting Mitchell
Jun 23, 2000 11:58
http://kittydish.edu
I got gone... I took the fall...and now I don't get the call, you don't know what chew got till it's gone...the memory of Eden haunts us all...
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ACE
Jul 3, 2000 20:26
http://
Had a dream about our friend Jeff Huch last week. He was young and smilin', with long blond hair. Probably about 25 or 28, but I didn't know him then. He said he had to get out from under the burdon, so he pretended to die. In the dream, I was relieved of all the grief I carry over his death, I felt so light, so young and happy, I understood. Got to let it go so can live again. The best time of your life is RIGHT NOW.
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Jtrampy
Jul 12, 2000 19:54
http://poopstudios.edu
Hey Ace, Right On!...except RIGHT NOW is already yesterday...no matter...the magic that you and Jeff created still rings so true it hurts...so good...seeing you and Deb and McKinley recreate that fine Butcher madness in KK's and Pushnik's kitchen... proved to me that the vibe lives on...You caught the best of him...brought it out...He was my man and you got the twenty something down on him in your dream just right. Miss him worse than anything but...somethings right about all this...I think it played out in his favor...pity the rest of us but it was quintisentially Paco. He was at the top of his game when he was with you. The energy lives on and it is...RIGHT NOW!
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Stork
Jul 17, 2000 21:50
http://happyplase.edu
Richmonds had a kid...a Beeutiful boy...between him and Azure, they're quite a joy...the correspondences have slowed quite a bit...between you and me...i could use another...Love, Stork
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Stanimal
Jul 18, 2000 00:04
http://bigsurinternet.com/Drifters
Congratulations to the Richmond's for the new son. Hope to see him, with the family in tow, at this year's gathering.
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stanimal
Jul 18, 2000 00:08
http://
PS. There was a Johnny Boy siting at Esalen institute this 4th of July. "Talkin' 'bout Johnny Boy," to quote the inimitable Ace.
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HOTTT ONE
Aug 4, 2000 12:09
http://familyfuture
Well, Well, Well. What a great bunch of babes we are. So many moms(all babes), dads(all beefcakes) and love children(all angles), all together finding our path to each other once again. The vibes are ammassing again and I am so ready to play again. There's a rurmor that LOra has a new band? HMMM maybe we'll get to hear some o her new gems. Now that she has new intellectual pedigrees she may bless us with her new perspective in verse. And what about Fake Booby Judy? and the rest of tthose great bands? So more daily existence stretches out before us to our next opportunity to have a group dream with our lost friend in his twenties or ..... New stuff is only worth shit when there's old stuff under it. Can't wait to growl in the forest again . When is the full moon in October? If it's nearer to the 7,8,9 let's change our date. The first weekend in October is, as many things are, hard to determine this year. Monday the 9 th is Columbus Day and Yom Kippur which may be easy for some to take off . I will take a Monday off for sure whenever we DO ITand you should tooo!!!! Then you can hear the late Sunday bands as well!!!. Think about it and respond OK???? WET KISSES to YOU.
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John Steinbeck
Aug 6, 2000 14:41
http://28291.edu
Even now I mind that I loved cypress and roses, clear, the great blue mountains and the small grey hills. The sounding of the sea...Even now, I know that I have savored the hot taste of life, lifting green cups and gold at the geat feast. Just for a small and forgotten time I have had full in my eyes, from off my girl, the whitest pouring of eternal light.... Pacofest 9-29,30 - 10-1 Aloha
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stanimal
Aug 6, 2000 17:28
http://bigsurinternet.com/Drifters/
I plunked down and got all six campsites at Twin Redwoods for Saturday. The powers that be say you can only rent a space for one night then you gots to be moving on. So, if someone else wants to reserve any of those sites for Sunday, or Friday, the reservation number is 831.338.8860. Otherwise we'll have to drift across the road. Anyway you slice it, we own Twin Redwoods for Saturday /Saturday night and we'll have no complaints from the peanut gallery about somebody wanting to express themselves until the sun rises with their amps turned up to 11. "Got to admit, its getting better. A little betta all the time." ~ John Lennon
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Antonia
Aug 7, 2000 10:29
http://fairy dust
Those who speak in metaphors and verse are known to know where he has gone. If not in earthlyterms, in heavenly worlds and so on. Yes, 9/29 - 10/1 it is. The time we conjure up his spirit once again. We will rent three sites for friday night and surely do much more. I begin right now indeed to call on him once more. For I remember the taste of love that he gave to me before. When he tried to explain how feelings are not freed easily, but only with pain and misery. He was telling me that I am one of those he loved so dear. His heart was large and had many scars. I hope that most have been erased by our yearly family dance and love embrace.
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Bluto
Aug 7, 2000 18:36
http://underolivesdress
....yeah yeah, but how many KEGS??!! PABST BLUE RIBBON! We'll never stop...ever! you prissyfinches dont need no sleep...your brats dont neither! AND I'M CLIMBING ON A...3 HOUR TOUR...A THREE HOUR TOUR!!!!
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Gide
Aug 11, 2000 13:21
http://ennui.org
A great drowsiness benumbs me from awakening until evening; games occasionally shake it off, but I am gradually losing the habit of effort...Sensual pleasure permeates everything; my finest virtues are dissipated and even the expression of my desire is blunted.
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wide awake and feeling the pain
Aug 14, 2000 14:03
http://
Hello Gide- is that "guide" or "giddy" ? nothing ventured, nothing gained. What else can shake off the drowsiness? What action can rekindle interest? Maybe make effort less habitual, take a different tac at the same situation. A cold shower is hard to step into, but is quite refreshing.
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schtanimal
Aug 15, 2000 00:19
http://noneofyourfuckingbeeswax.com
"Wide awake and feelin' the pain"... Ace Dylan on the 'Somewhere between here and over there' tour. Lookin forward to your tour-stop at Rancho del Oso this year. Hoping to get some good footage. This site is getting old and stale. We need to stream. We need to catch-up! We need Drifter Cam. We need Rancho del Oso Cam. We need Stanimal Cam! Trampy Cam! Blood Cam! Holy Bejesus, Jeffy Cam!
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Miss Becky
Aug 18, 2000 19:13
http://www.brianwillson.com
Driftertown PacoFest...a blast to the past while enroute to our new identities, merely another stop on the old highway leading to the familiar yet strange new future that beckons us all in unique ways, our paths veering every which way far from the source, yet meandering back to intersect again as we attempt to make our frazzled fractions again add up to a whole... WHOLE LOTTA FUN that is. Hey, kids! REALLY looking forward to getting blasted again--spiritually as well as mentally and physically--same time, same place, new bands, old bands, rubber bands--gotta keep your minds flexible. You know my name...look up the number.
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Jtrampy
Aug 23, 2000 23:32
http://crustyoleface
O.K here is the scoop. We kidnap Roscoe and extort the David Nelson Band to play at Pacofest. We withhold from Roscoe cigs, girls , and joe, rendering him useless on a rock and roll tour. Without the Big Rig how can they go on?? Voila! Another cool band and Roscoe finally (albeit mostly in a cage) at Pacofest! Love, Jtrampy
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frothing 'n' itchin'
Aug 25, 2000 14:43
http://
What the hell you hippee freaks got planned now? Boy, I just come offa my Rainbow-fest Oregon-Fair Harley convention summer tour and I'm jist itchin' fer loud music, hot babes, and cold beer, Pabst Blue if yer askin'. Thank god you tree huggers posted a map, won't be no trouble at all... see you there, freaks! Bayou Bill
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Stanimal Nation Rides Again!
Aug 26, 2000 00:57
http://
Bayou Bill, where the hell you been keepin your crawdaddy ass! I mean, asides from chasin' skirt at some staff infection over-run rainbow gatherin'. We'll be gettin some of that fancy imported beer -- Pabst Blue Ribbon-- brought in all the ways from Wisconsin, or somewhere out there in that far east-- There's been a Johnny Boy sighting. He was in Big Sur for the 4th of July while you was eatin granola Ken was cookin up at Rainbow Kitchen. So, polish up "Johnny Boy." You may get to hand deliver it in pure Ace fashion
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Penwarden
Sep 2, 2000 13:42
http://
Rex Sweeney Get in Touch - Jeremy & I WOuld love to hear from You.
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Rex Sweeney
Sep 4, 2000 12:55
http://whowhatwhere.edu
I'm at a loss as to who Penwarden and Jeremy are. If that's you Ace, my last e-mail message to you was actually for my brother. Sorry for the mix up. Love, R.
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wrong side of fence
Sep 7, 2000 19:42
http://Right side of life
Dreamed I was at home last night, my house was full of friends. the pleasent smell of irie smoke was apon EVERYONE. I was feeding the masses with foods of the world. I gave it my heart for it was my hearts work. I stood at the door as my friends left. they all looked at me with smiles and told me they enjoyed all I had to offer. Then they jumped over the fence and went on their ways. as I looked at the fence I ponderd how it got there and why and it made me sad, like so many other things. oh well.......
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Rex Sweeney
Sep 15, 2000 19:07
http://gateswideopen.edu
Hey Wrong Side of Fence, dreams are one thing, powerful, scary, possibly illuminating, or just random transmissions of electrical pulses while we sleep...no matter, just know this...on this Miller's Farm, in this House of Cards, with our Dogz in the Alley, we are Lonely Without You. See you in two week. You sleep with one eye open. Love, Rex P.S. Darkis is near.
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Rebecca Sweeney
Sep 17, 2000 23:38
http://www.sunnybrookfarm.org
Rex got it right. Life is too short. Wake up and smell Darkis' hair burnin' in the Neighborhood for corn's sake.
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Miss You
Sep 18, 2000 18:35
http://www.bloodsisters.com
is it better to have eaten and run than never to have eaten at all? either way, i'm lonely without you too. have faith. teena and i have witnessed the miracle of the underwire escaping from the bra and it has changed our lives. stay tuned to same bat channel. LoRah Rah Rah
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Rex Sweeney
Sep 18, 2000 19:54
http://inqiringminezwant2no
Hey Ace Butcher, Hey Bud Butcher, Hey Deb Butcher, et. al., are you all wantin' to play? We are saving you guys the Sat. night headliner spot. Do you want it? Do you care? Can you still heal the sick, turn the urine to wine, provide a good time?...just wonderin'... Love, the scheduling committee.
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The Powers That Be
Sep 23, 2000 16:03
http://
Folks here is a tentative mucus, I mean musik schedule. Saturday: Stanimal Nation 2:00, Huong Dong Hotel 4:00, Parrafins 6:00, Butchers 8:00, All Star Jam after Butchers. Sunday: Victims of Variety first. All Star Jam second. Anybody else who wants to play, just get up there and do it, or call LoRa or Trampus.
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Tony Retsina
Sep 25, 2000 12:59
http://soulman.org
Hoopa! It is the party time!
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Beach Baby
Sep 26, 2000 12:24
http://
Revision to music schedule: Substitute Continental Drifters for Parrafins. Sorry, the surfer boys can't make it.
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J,Trrampus...a sad man.
Sep 26, 2000 13:23
http://pieceofshitbackstabbin
Tommy H. not comin south. He's had it with us
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Koo Koo @ Darkis
Sep 26, 2000 17:57
http://tisnogame.edu
We're in a bar in Red Bluff. Just give us the word and we'll go get his sorry ass. Love, the clown and the pipe p.s. that is, if he's awake.
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Smilin Faces
Sep 26, 2000 22:20
http://
they smile in your face, all the time they wanna take your place the backstabbers ... backstabbers.
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Well I Never
Sep 27, 2000 13:51
http://www.makemepuke.com
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.
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J.Trampus
Sep 28, 2000 21:47
http://courage
To I Beg Your Pardon, hey chickenshit, your lack of courage to show your real http: makes me puke. Love treefarm@sonnet.com
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Rebecca R. Sweeney
Sep 29, 2000 01:18
http://www.nonayurbizness.com
Hoooooold on there pardner, can't ya handle a little Sweeney humor? (ok, I'm only a Sweeney by marriage, but hey, I'm doin' the best I can) Didn't mean to offend, honest. Just tryin' to fan the flames a little...actually, just tryin' to make y'all laugh a little. Plus I'm kinda disappointed tommy decided not to come to the pacofest--if the clown and the pipe are ready to carry out the aforementioned plan, I'm all for it, and I'll even back it up financially. Sorry for the pukin'. By the way, is it ok if I play your traps for the Huong Duong Hotel set? Pretty please? I promise not to make you puke no mo.
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Rally R. Sweeney
Sep 29, 2000 11:08
http://alldonepuke'n
tell me the stories that no one should know. take me to places where no one should go. let me feel feelings that everone fears. give me the memories that haunt through the years.and I'll tuck in the beggers, asleep at hteir naps. among the burnt thoughts and the bent bottle caps. so that I could scare away old ghosts, I do the things that scare me the most and one main fear, and this is true was talking about my love for you.
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Insolence
Oct 2, 2000 16:42
http://pettysquabblefest.com
Hey Butcher people. I have your furry pagan goat leg. If you ever want to see it again, have Ken Sawyer bring one large tub o' gristle down to the vacant warehouse down by the docks. Bring clean underwear and socks. Be prepared to wash the sweet spots of Tracy's laundry.
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blah
Oct 5, 2000 00:30
http://forestandthetrees.com
mmmmm.mmm,mmmm sure is nice, laying next to that roaring fire with your own true love, watching that star shine down on ya from between those two trees...don't cha think? or are you all too busy to notice? maybe that star shines only for us lost souls after all....
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speakinmymind
Oct 7, 2000 10:39
http://letgo
The woods were gloriuos, the clean up crew was thorough, the tons of raw chicken were alive in the morning and the trash had to stay for the next laod. LoRA deserves our adoration,gratitude and worship for setting up another grand fest in the woods.Thanks so much to Scott and Carol and Jennifer for their gracious hosting. The kids had a great time. Some of us adults got to act like kids and have a tantrum. Felt good to be surrounded by family that understand and care even when you are having a petulant frenzy. Thanks again to the clean up crew who make our presence anywhere welcome hopefully. This year the crew was the Victims (Trampus,Ron, Tammi, Dave Hancock,Violetta ) Teena,Kai,Lora, Jeffy(for the PA) and Dave from Davis and honorary member Dave Jordan(whowas dispatched earlier than planned) We hope we left the forest like we found it. Stanimal , thanks for your work getting it together and Becky you are the best. Without all of you, we'd never know what each other look like anymore!!!
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Stanimal Nation
Oct 7, 2000 16:55
http://
Sainthood is in order for all those who stuck around until Monday and did the final sweep. Not an easy task and my gratitude and love go out to each and every one of you who had the time and stamina to stick around. -- I've been reveling in the many moments I had over the weekend. Drove home with no music playing. Just the sweet thoughts and feelings from the whole lovefest-weekend. Okay, so the projectile vomiting wasn't the high water mark for me. Its just tradition. My deepest thanks for everyone's contribution to making this celebration happen. You know who you are. You know what you did. With all of our peripatetic lives its increasingly difficult to get us all in the same place for a few days. If anyone doesn't know this, I cherish these few days we have together and look forward to them all year. Okay, enough of the sappy stuff. Thanks again to everyone. I love you all!
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Koo Koo
Oct 8, 2000 00:37
http://ohsht
O K, me and Darkis are ready.
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You Rule, Stanimal!
Oct 9, 2000 04:31
http://www.BillLaymon.com
Where's the fotos from PacoFest...??? Why does this button say I have to submit? Submit to what? You...?
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Grey Davis
Oct 15, 2000 01:09
http://phatpeeple.edu
Vote for me..and youll have fun!
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Uncle Duke
Oct 16, 2000 12:31
http://getbacktowork!
Fun? where do you peace-nicks get off thinking you're entitled to "have fun"? What if everybody decided to do that? The world would be a sorry place, I can assure you. Next thing you know people would be walking around with silly grins in their faces, letting other folks merge in front of them on the freeway, the beaches and campgrounds would be over crowded, and NO UNPLEASANT WORK WOULD EVER GET DONE! I don't know about you tree huggers, but I wouldn't want to live in a world like that, no sirree. Give me the ugly truth, the bitter pill, the Sisyphean rock any day. You don't hope, you don't get let down; that's my motto. Besides, plenty of time for fun when you're dead.
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aunt grand
Oct 18, 2000 19:09
http://qrstuve
Dear Unkle Duke. please define " Peace-nick" forever up yours... Auntie
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Darkis
Oct 26, 2000 15:40
http://Branson.edu
Hi y'all! Yo, whatup?!!! Koo Koo (yeah, he's still around) and I are winding up a successful fishing and gambling trip along the mighty Missipp here in Missouri. We came across a rather unusual but well intentioned musical group that quite possibly could earn a slot at Pacofest in the near future. At a place called The Guardian Cafe in Thayer, Mo. (When you're in Thayer, You're there!) there was this group, The Huong Dong Hotel. Now Koo Koo, upon hearing their name, gets all excited and stuff (I think it was the Dong part) and starts pulling off some of his old tricks. You know, like holding a gun to your head while you're driving, or pretending he's Jack Palance in the movie Shane...Anyway they got two groovy hoo-doo chicks, a coupla of psycedelic drill instructor types, and some sensitive dudes. Check em out! With probing recklessness that can only be described as a form of meanspirited altruism, the clown and I bid you'all a fond adieu. Till next time.
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Stanimal'
Nov 2, 2000 03:37
http://bigsurinternet.com
Today is a very happy Day. Today the Drifter website gets the original, the one and only, 100% UNCENSORED, "Let's Talk Trash with Billy Roman" Chat Room. So just when you thought your life had reached the lowest depths of banality, we've sawed a hole in the floor and figured out, yep, there are still a few feet to fall. And that's the good news. I thought we'd already hit bottom! So for those of you who've been showing up and spraying graffitti on our walls and running away in the middle of the night, come on back when the lights are up. Come on in to the chat room and lets take the gloves off. Guido wants a word with you.
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Darkis
Nov 10, 2000 11:52
http://whereforarthou.edu
Howdi!, FYI, Kooks and I are crossing into Georgia as I write this, congratulating ourselves on a job well done for Jebby Bush down in Tallahassee. Republican or Democrat, Green or Reform, we are definitely apolitical.(a.k.a. we will do anything for money and perks). It looks like Jebby's bro will be in the Whitehouse before those urban liberal geeks can straighten out the mess we made. Yep, the royal family hired the right cartoon characters for the job! Love to all, on our way to Hot 'Lanta for some much needed "R and R" (all on Barbara's pinched Platinum Master card). as ever, Darkis.
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ACE
Nov 17, 2000 13:27
http://
Hey all you lip smackin' booger eaters, what's new in the life drama? Promotion at work? child on the way? got a parasite on safari? I miss all the hoopla, jonsen for some content. Me? Drinkin' coffee, blowin' my nose, dreamin' about orgies.
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Stanopolis Floridonimous
Nov 17, 2000 18:18
http://
Calling Senator Goosefat! Help! We've got Tammy Fay Baker's sister about to bury the country. Get your ass down to Florida poste haste. I think we're going to have a poker game to decide who's gonna run this joint. I got some extra Ace's. I'll meet you there. And bring your Ace too. He's such a nice boy.
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R. Sweeney
Dec 1, 2000 20:31
http://purfectwunderfulfelen.edu
Pues, it looks like it's down to the three of us, still strivin for contact through the net, (excludin that wierd transcendental pipe and his clown friend). It just shows to go ya nothin lasts and I'd rather be holed up with my hangups and goddamit just end it here and let Bush be President cuz I feel it's time (when's dessert?...where's my drink?) oh well (pues) we're all dead here anyway (or something like that) and boy I miss the literate guitar players. Love, R. p.s. Hey Ace, let's get an orgy goin, missin links and whoever else we want! Wipin now, Love R.
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T. Cohan
Dec 11, 2000 13:55
http://
Burned again, heart too close to joss sticks...keep reminding self...no use...interesting site.
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Lao-tzu
Dec 13, 2000 12:37
http://
On the day the emporor is crowned Or the three officers of state installed Do not send a gift of jade and a team of four horses, But remain still and offer the Tao.
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Stanimal Nation
Dec 13, 2000 14:42
http://www.bigsurinternet.com
Hmmm... George W. Bush is going to be our president... makes me digress to the good old days of nuclear holocaust. Where's that button. I'll flush this mess. The Supreme Court has demonstrated that this "democratic" petri dish has outlived its usefulness. Let's bring back the days where if you want to run the country, you have to storm the government center and television stations with tanks and machine guns. All this polite lying and stealing and coniving is just, well, too ugly. I propose a new nation; Stanimal Nation!
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Rally Sweeney
Dec 13, 2000 19:09
http://limbofeelsfine
oooohhhh yaaa to be governd by a shrub, little bush, I say bring him on!! let him really F it up. this country needs a good ass kick'n and he is just the guy to do it!! talk about a fox in the old hen house I mean jezz. as for me, I'm just sitt'n here on this sack "o" seeds. Mr.T
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Saucy Jack
Dec 14, 2000 13:46
http://butcherprophesy
"Trust me trust me, I'm only thinking of you..."
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Hanibal Nation
Dec 16, 2000 02:17
http://bigsurinternet.com
Saucy, thanks for the reminder. I can sleep better now. Speaking of reminder -- we be at your house in 2 week. Christmas party at Ace's!
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Darkis
Dec 21, 2000 19:17
http://withafro.edu
The Winter Solstice is one of my favorite times...the day when night is longest! ...yumm yummm...Happy Holidays you'all...D.
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Grizzly Furthermore
Dec 22, 2000 13:16
http://O.I.C.U.R.1.2.
through the winter of distress, past the dried bones of fallen beasts, on the far side of the daunting mountain top, now running down hill, the day warming as the sun rises; we survivors dare to dream of carefree days and bountiful enterprises. We who held our breath as the lightning struck the house, we who left the farm as the fertile topsoil blew to dust, we who re-invented the wheel, then put our shoulders behind it, we dreamers forced into pragmatism, starved of reward to test our faith, fed just enough to keep us alive, but not enough to satisfy our hunger, we, true believers, relax our faces reflexively into smiles, our eyes squint and our vision blurs with tears of joy freely falling.
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Nostradamus
Dec 22, 2000 21:29
http://
In 1555 Nostradamus wrote: "Come the millenium, month 12, in the home of the greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader."
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ACE
Jan 15, 2001 12:33
http://welldothey?.orgy
What the hey? Am I the only one with a mindless day-job with access to a computer? Are our Drifter compadres so involved with their current productive lives that they've chosen to leave the past to the soft sepia tones of their selective minds? Do the words "Drifters" or "Butchers" or "The Farm" or "Grits" or "Organic" bring up painful memories, something akin to ripping a bandage off an oozing wound that just won't seem to heal? WELL DO THEY?
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jes me
Jan 16, 2001 18:21
http://www.bloodsisters.com
Lemme see, I'll try to answer in order: dunno; no; probably; some do some don't; YES! And p.s., yer so darn eloquent sometimes I think I can't measure up Ö because I really, really, really hate m'own bad sef.
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Rally Ready Sweeney
Jan 24, 2001 19:35
http://cowlickingbellybuttons
Trust me, trust me....that's a lot of words to tell how you feel but this is Bush time and long words like yours are no good anymore. Goosefat will be in power soon...As for the word "Butcher" it's alive and well up here's in rainy land. Children sing the name of "Captain Andy" and fight to play him so as to take out suacey jack. when I am at work the back chef is singing to himself "trust me trust me...." Two copy's later I'd say CAPTIAN ANDY LIVES...T
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Canary
Feb 1, 2001 14:32
http://boomchacalacalaca.edu
If hating yourself and sepia memories went hand in hand, we'd be sipping My Thais in Maui...or else out in the "organic" back forty...some of you have broke my heart, some of you have broke my bones and all of you break me up! Ha Ha! I can smell Tom's cookin from here just like I can't forget the smell of the part of her hair (ribbons, ribbons, ribbons...) Hold on Ace, the party's just begun. Who Wants to Be A Millionaire!? Get it? Ahh the Shrine, Bertha the bus, Franny's place, Eugene, Beach Hill and Branciforte...just oozing pleasure, pulsing with pain...all in all an interesting ride. Grin manaically with me...ok? and whatever you do, don't leave my side.
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rally
Feb 2, 2001 03:32
http://kissithello
O.K. hold on to ya boots and go back.....yes I'm talk'n about a bus, but not just any bus. this bad boy had fresh matt's to sleep on and when it flew the flag on it's way to...well, so many points, be it filled with smoke or apart on someone's porch, stuck in the mud, it mattered not because we had somewhere to go. I could be wrong but IT could be time to get another. all I remember was driveing it on the first run down from bonny land with little or no brakes. years later I worked on the emergency brake only to save all your asses just days later. man oh those were the days huh!
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Ole Cowboy
Feb 12, 2001 18:24
http://hideaway.edu
Just getting beyond all the b.s. is challenging enough. We all got our own bucket of rocks to carry (Mrs. Kloch 1973). Throw some more spices in the wok, pack Darkis, slap on a Nelson CD and view a Butcher video...that's my advice...and it aint gonna be the first time this ole cowboy...(Marshall efing Tucker 1973) ...bad song...gotta new snare drum...sweet...party in foothills in May...OK?
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Stan
Feb 13, 2001 19:26
http://www.bigsurjazz.org
May celebration sounds good! Please not cinco de mayo though. I have a little jazz festival to put on that weekend.
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To much of everything.....
Feb 14, 2001 12:53
http://biteasscold
May?? seems like a long way off. guess the Ice on the pond will be thinner by then....T
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Koo Koo
Feb 24, 2001 21:48
http://rightoutside.net
Don't want to do this...should never begun...but if I don't do it...it will never get done...ok, just an update....My stay here in Skin, Idaho has been illuminating.Darkis is wintering, as usual, in and over Antigua. He writes that he had a real great Valentine's Day. Myself, I am on my way to Moab for a annual replenishing of the spirit with Lomax, the Preacherman. Love, Koo Koo p.s. I am truly remorseful for my past digressions...AAHH Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaa.
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Lomax
Feb 26, 2001 19:29
http://feartherathofgod
the dueness has been noted and the derogation that clouds things will stop. don't call me and pray that I don't call you.....L
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Loreena
Mar 4, 2001 15:45
http://
"A similar thing has already happened to many other people; great and famous men have shared the same fate as this young man. Once in their youth the light shone for them; they saw the light and followed the star, but then came reason and the mockery of the world; then came faint-heartedness and apparent failure; then came weariness and disillusionment, and so they lost their way again, they became blind again. Some of them have spent the rest of their lives looking for us again, but could not find us." --Herman Hesse, Journey to the East
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R. Sweeney
Mar 14, 2001 12:57
http://churchsteps.edu
Were they blind BEFORE they saw the light or just on different paths? (The Hermosa Chronicles by Jim Shine) Mr. Hesse's version of aging is ageless, especially here in the West... At a mental roadblock at this stage of the game, I am sure it is just a manifestation of an overindulged life process. Chekhov, Woody Harrelson, Munk(?), that scary Norweigen painter, all had/have their doubts...I better chill and catch some air... To my friends, nos vemos.
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Good Luck
Mar 15, 2001 19:23
http//keepitreal.com
"Have you also learned that secret from the river; that there is no such thing as time?" "Yes, Siddhartha," he said. "Is this what you mean? That the river is everywhere at the same time, at the source and at the mouth, at the waterfall, at the ferry, at the current, in the ocean and in the mountains, everywhwere, and that the present only exists for it. not the shadow of the past, nor the shadow of the future?"
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E. Lf
Mar 24, 2001 23:20
http://watizreel.edu
...without time there would be no Christmas and without Christmas there would be no present(s).
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R.R.S.
Mar 28, 2001 04:56
http://lifebutonlyifyouliveit.org
Rather hard to believe it's been five years !?!
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R. Sweeney
Apr 4, 2001 19:04
http://choopachoopa.com
Life is good here at THE Motel 6, the boy's rocked, still buzzin, and the oil pan mysteriously stopped dripping...hmmm...must have been the roses. Gotta send a note to Ace, it's been too long...gotta let him know...the trawler just pulled up and it is time for a stiff one...Love, it's a beautiful feeling...five goddam long years. R.
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blue moon
Apr 10, 2001 12:12
http://onceisenough
And if the great fear had not come upon me, as it did, and forced me to do my duty, I might have been less good to the people than some man who had never dreamed at all, even with the memory of so great a vision in me. Black Elk
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R. Sweeney
Apr 10, 2001 13:23
http://bullshit.edu
These correspondences are so obtuse no wonder nobody gives a shit. Love, R.
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Stanimal
Apr 11, 2001 02:04
http://
I figured you'd all turned in to secret agents and were speaking a language unto yourselves. I was left out of this long ago. Are the Pushnik's having their annual Memorial Day backyard band~n~beer bash? I'm bringing my own amp and I'm going to play LOUDER THAN JEFFY!
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R. Sweeney
Apr 11, 2001 02:19
http://giveashit
atleast Nobody gives a shit, whats your excuse..T
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yyyyyy
Apr 11, 2001 18:10
http://nothingtohide
Perhaps the language of the heart is unpleasant to those who abandoned theirs long ago.
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R. Sweeney
Apr 12, 2001 13:09
http://nowheretorunto.edu
I was hoping the shit thing would stir it up a might...and I'd mean that from my heart...if I could find it....Now Stanley, it's not nice to mess with someone's art! Hope to see you all at the Pushniks...even the ones who hide behind electronic screens..."perhaps if you looked within your forgotten soul you would find your crystalline blighted fate" Pocahantas
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jane
Apr 12, 2001 17:53
http://thispartshoulbefun
Glad to see at least one of you got my cousin's message, it was meant for you after all. You folks never were much good at figuring out what to take seriously. So much is lost, it hardly matters anymore.
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R. Surreal Sweeenee
Apr 13, 2001 13:32
http://RUShittin@me.com
Good frydaddy day: Whose got the sunshine? meet you at the gazebo. All hail the arrival of hizzoner, Govenor Kannary. Fausticlaus and krotose for all!
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R. Sweeney a.k.a. Canary
Apr 13, 2001 14:47
http://excuseme.com
Heyya, no excuses here...my entries are generally of a ragged, meandering sort...about that seriously stuff, it goes both ways, allways, todos mundos...said shit entry was a bad burp on a whiner morning...my bad, will continue ensuing correspondence on said subject via personal e-mail and spare you poor readers the flounderings of obscure, boring fluff understandable to a reluctant few. I'll try to stick to the relevent stuff like the now, recollections, training wheels, money, lingerie, money, beer, and kick drums. love, your candidate, Canary
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Canary
Apr 15, 2001 21:42
http://Henryisourdog.com
Fausticlaus and Krotos indeed...I hear San Gregorio is the new Millionaire's Club. (new?) Hoopa, pray for the less fortunate...C.
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Rally
Apr 16, 2001 13:10
dontbogartthatjointmyfriend
Pass me another cup of the universal grind would you? I can't decide if I want another New York steak ( cut as thick as you like'em) or some more abalone, should we steam up some more king crab legs? would someone go give Bert another beer so he'll shut up. and what about that guy with the little fag guitar? up here at club extra north we gave up the New Yorkers for tofu and the universal grind for a nice french roast but the hospitality is still the same. there is corn and peas in the garden, a big lawn to sit on, two cats in th.....well, you know, drop on by any time...T
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ACE
Apr 25, 2001 12:19
http://reallyloveyoumotherfuckers.org
Whew! The message read "unable to find that server" and I thought the plug had been pulled on my favorite little site of whimsy; yet another great avenue, underappreciated and underutilized when available. So, universal grind, fag guitar, me and Darkis, Koo Koo, Ha Ha, Hee Hee. Farm girl Sussi Rowntree is getting married in Washington next month. Fran too, I hear is contemplating matrimony. Awright, enough nuptual gossip. Who out there is going places? Shaking trees? Taking no prisoners? Puttin' out? Summer is upon us... the itching begins. There's a great quote that goes here, but I haven't heard it yet.
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4:20
May 2, 2001 16:07
http://www.bloodsisters.com
Someone tole me 'bout this here DarkisFest, where everyone flocks like lemmings to the bong. Well, I went to Petrolia and no one was there, so I hotfooted it to Caledonia Street, but all I found were some clown-crazed comments written in chalk. Finally I headed over to Golf Club Drive, where only the faint whispers of a smoldering bonfire could be heard on the lingering breeze ... I miss you, Darkis.
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PO
May 11, 2001 01:26
http://blowingthroughthewind
jumping through the galxeyes, bumping clowns I don't kow why. i miss the wiggles and the way, I think about them every day. so I ponder, won't YOU too? so much really left to do. though no one take's or gives a shit, it's more than we can hope to get, get down wit yo bad self, summer time be here
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Darkis
May 14, 2001 20:53
http://rightoutside.edu
I am with you my dear ones. Ace and Po are right, summer IS here and it is high time to hit the creeks. (and hopefully I won't end up in the Pacific again). When we meet behind the proverbial barn, im muted bedrooms, or out back of the club in the alley by the dumpster, you know I have your comfort in mind...nothing to fear but the fear itself...gotta go, I'm so hungry I could eat a wolf.
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Bertha
May 22, 2001 20:16
http://charredhusk.com
All this talk 'bout burnin' stuff makes me nervous...oh good, here comes the evening fog...somebody's marryin' Fran?...we've still got a long way to go...
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PO
Jun 12, 2001 02:58
http://
I need a fix cause I'm going down
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ACE
Jun 28, 2001 12:36

Damn, That one short entry sure put the freeze on this site. C'mon Po, you ain't broke, just badly bent. These are the longest days of the year, abundance of raw material. Break a sweat, climb a hill for some perspective. Go to the beach and join the oceans undulations. Ain't nobody like you, baby- have some fun and show us what you got!
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Canary
Jun 29, 2001 14:52
http://wishywashy.com
What he said.
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Po
Jun 30, 2001 03:52
http://
What Who Said?!
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R.Sweeny
Jul 5, 2001 11:57
http://whatawonderfulworld
Tree's of green and red roses too. where ever that river flows, thats where I want to be. next to the fire ring with the smore's all melting in the kids hands and on their faces. feeling the heat from the rocks as they heat up in the sun. can you here the music play? can you hear the kids laughing as they jump off the ledge in to the river. geuss I got my fix!!
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Canary
Jul 6, 2001 19:05
http://jeezelueeze.com
Hey Po! what Ace said, you knucklehead!
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PO
Jul 7, 2001 20:06
http://wishIwasmore(or less)
yep er thats me, a knucklehead too the end. I would be proud of it but for a the cr....well all the.... ah you know. smile, smile, smile! Ace said what you said what I forgot to say.....well said, so say thee, me
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Nobody
Jul 13, 2001 23:58
http://givesashit.edu
Well the little lady and I were in St. Tripe last month and the question came up, "What is your favorite stripe on the flag and I said "Michuoacan" and she said "Seven !" and why I never woulda thought that! Po, less of you is less of us, so don't get out your dull Boy Scout hacker. Yeah, It's " OK to cry " (Marmaduke). More of yourself would do just fine. (I'm crying as we speak) I gave dead flowers to my ole lady and would love to see some new tatoos, so who want's a back rub? Sorry Stan, visions of the sock....haven't done squat and apparently there's a festering problem...wait a minute...gotta go milk the cactus...thank god this is just between me and you........as always, doing U turns in front of the police station, the backseat awash in Old Style, Rex.
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me
Jul 14, 2001 15:57
http://www.bloodsisters.com
did noboby say sumpin bout bein obtuse?
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News flash
Jul 16, 2001 15:36
http://canyoubelieve
Spinal Tap rides again. that's right, the boys put out another movie and although it ain't as good as the first one, who cares?!! the hell hole is back, big bottoms and all. ye ha. it goes to eleven
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Ace Patch
Jul 31, 2001 18:32
http://
Allright all you lilly-livered, yesterday-gazing tree-huggers: make way for "BUSTED PATCH" premiere performance at this years PAC0 FEST. We deliver.
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Lost Dog
Aug 1, 2001 15:39
http://
Not everyone has been resting on their laurels (whateverthefuck that means) Lost Dog will be raising his leg for the first time with stories of truck stops, mispent youth, aimless wandering, roadside mating and how the myth of democracy in America has finally been exposed. "Free is when you don't have to do nothin' or pay for nothin'. I want to be free, totally free." Frank Zappa
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Carly Simon
Aug 4, 2001 12:08
http://stopsmokin.edu
Livin here on the Vineyard, in Anticipation of Busted Patch. Wasn't Patch an old friend of Paco, Tom, and Dave's? And when did He get busted? Or was it Scratch, Sniff, or Smidge? Whatever...Iv'e already covered myself with patches...whoa, too much nicotine, my tires are patched, my ego is patched, (albeit thinly) I got a patch on my jean jacket and one on my eye! I've added the song "Patches" to my setlist, right between "Your So Vain" and "Mockingbird". I talked to Sweet Baby James the other day and wouldn't you know it he's taken an inordinate interest in that new dog band...nothing has changed. Love, Carly p.s. MY lips are real.
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Curtis
Aug 5, 2001 05:24
http://smokeforeal.org
Now when the time do come, an it seems it's a com'n soooon, though I ain't say'n that's so. I'm thinking ya'all better be ready. you just don't know if the sun is gonna shine tomight. and if it does your going ro feel the woooooorrrrrsssttt, knowing that I done told ya so. sleep tight. study hard.
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Madame Ouija
Aug 7, 2001 01:04
http://www.Ouija_me.org
Oso! PACO FEST organizes us once more. PACO FEST: an ongoing Octoberous orgasm with its own odoriferous pack of obstinate optimists filling our screens with obtuse and obscene obliquities while waiting obsequiously for the October unveiling of the oedipal octonary organism BUSTED PATCH (all rumor so far). Omniscience knows I don't partake as I used to, but the sacred PACO FEST is one occasion on which the orthodox obtain the ozone by osmosis and I cannot wait for the organic oscillation to begin. Though some may be out-of-sync and others ostracized, never fear: Madame Ouija WILL be on hand to orientate the orphans, open the orifices, and offend the one-legged omnivores. Can't wait!
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Tooter the turtle
Aug 10, 2001 05:15
http://nevercouldreadnoroadmaps.weather
help me mister wizard.......
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Madame Ouija
Aug 10, 2001 16:09
http://self-help_for_turtles.org
Sorry, I didn't mean that about the omnivores. I was drunk on Ouzo when I wrote that.
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BUd Butcher
Aug 14, 2001 18:33
http://
I don't know what you people been up to but I've been busy breakin' the law yep evry'day.One particular day another one of my projects in botany was hornswoggled by the local brown shirts an I done got myself psychotic. So with the help of one of my surviving bandmates formed the psycho billy hip hop acid rock hunchback gorrilla leisure suit underwear dance band " Busted Patch" the trick is (on you) that we sound a lot better on paper (toilet) than any band ever in existance. All I can say is pray to your sweet Gods your not sober when we take the stage.wait a second I forgot who I was talking to, o.k. ahh Pray to the sweet fancy mother of Moses that there is some ether or chlorophorm around or you will be Zombified!!!!! ha ha ha you fools!!! with warm regards Bud Butcher
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Rally R.S.
Aug 18, 2001 17:42
http://rememberingthemo
Is that your face in the clouds out my window? Or your shadow on the street? Consult you in imagination. Would you like these people I meet? In the midst of a new situation I laugh when I think what you'd say. Then wait for your voice in my memory. I'll see you again yesterday. J.H.92 I'll see you all again sooooon. me hopes..T
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HooBoy
Aug 19, 2001 15:38
http://oglingouzouedoliveoils.edu
Oh my God! Thoses grease covered southern boys are threatenin' to make a scene. Lord help us...a truck just went by...on it said Madame Ouija's Inordinately Oozing Oils...hmmm, I bet that aint for free...Rally Ready, is that you? Hooboy
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Po
Aug 21, 2001 13:50
http://sunshinesbrightonthismoonlitenight
Capt. Zoxy and I just heard that Poppa Pearl will be walking in the woods at this years fest.I plan to be on the bus. Ace, are you in the hole or what? ain't no sunshine when she's gone.Tales of the "poor dad" song made me puke. hope to miss it agian this year while I'm there.If you can't help, do no harm. Stay human...
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Bob Veeela
Aug 27, 2001 13:49
http://missmakita.com
As my uncle Spud once told me,"If it ain't fixed, don't break it."
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Bud Butcher
Aug 31, 2001 01:26
http://idontknowwhaturlmeans
Man if "poorest guy in the world" offends I can't wait to play "Swap meet Slut" for ya. And though I'm against censorship in any form if feelings are at stake I gladly will omit the song from the set. Besides I forgot the words anyway, you see I have this condition that causes my short term memory to be really bad. In fact I don't know what I'm typing about right now. I will close by saying We never try to hurt nobody that don't deserve it, but sometimes in my ignorance I cross the line, and I will again probably but thats why I love you folks cuz you're always there with me.
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Slut
Aug 31, 2001 05:07
http://
You sing about me and I'll have you ass in Jail, you two time'n rock star loser love, luvanda
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Lisa
Sep 2, 2001 17:53
http://anywhereanytime.com
Hey Bud! That's me! The official Swap Meet Slut. I've only been turned down by two warm bodies. First, it was about a decade ago and this guy dressed up like Elvis on a bad day with a bad wig with poop stains on his pants told me to get lost and the other was on the same day! This other kinda strange lookin' guy politely turned down my advances...instead he really wanted to DRAW me!!? He had this cool old woody station wagon with a "Humans, they're good people" bumper sticker on the back. Wierd day ...ain't seen 'em since. Nowadays business is good, I'm charging like I shoulda been doin' all along. Seeya in my van parked near the old drive-in screen. Stay hot and bring dinero, love Lisa p.s. since I wanna be a good person, I've decided to stay human.
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PO
Sep 7, 2001 05:13
http://seethewaythattreebends.real
Dear Lisa, Please define "good"!? (ie..person) I am confused. Bud, you old shit in the pants, it it so good to hear such fine words of wisdom and positive respecks that I'm still try'n to get back on me seat! Ace, are you in the hole or what? Don't make me use my hands! Hold on tight everybody, this is where it all begins (again)(before)
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Lisa
Sep 8, 2001 20:55
http://yano.com
Hey Po, have we met? Was is that time below the exit ramp outside of Litchfield? Anyway, here's a dart for your confusion bubble. By good I mean give up my last French Fry to a kid ,by good I mean puttin' gas in the van when I cooulda got a quart of Mickeys, by good I mean not stealin' other people's clothes at the laundromat....I hope that helps, Love , Lisa
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Abraham, Isaac, Sarah, et. al.
Sep 18, 2001 01:49
http://mojo.Highholydays.reflection
"This year can be a partnership of the light we find and the light we make. Let us revel in the darkness, that we may gaze upon the lights we find in heaven with awe, with wonder, with joy at all that had been created for each of us. But when the lights of heaven are obscured or powerless before the darkness that confounds our life, then let us remember all the candles that are ours to kindle, all the bright flames we have it in our power to trim, so we can burn away the clouds from heaven's light and bring that light and with it truth and caring and hope to earth once more.
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Dirt Made My Lunch
Sep 19, 2001 12:02
http://
We have a tentative schedule for this year's fest thanks to the hard work of our booking agent, Elvis' stunt double. Saturday is the big day, starting with the Savorcitos (Jeffy's band) at 4, Liquid Foundation at 5:30, Lost Dog (Stan's band) at 7, Springfield High (Push's band) at 8:30, Blood Sisters at 9:30, Busted Patch (Ace & Jamal) at 10:30. On Sunday at 11:11 we will gather to share remembrances of Paco. Mike McKinley will then entertain us for the next 12 hours.
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Bud "Patch" Butcher
Sep 20, 2001 00:00
http://poopstain
Woooeee! Do we ever need a break from these days to reconnect! And in case you noticed and were devastated by the abscence of the mighty Butchers there may be a surprise or two while you all go back to Springfield High. On another note our Drummer, Dry Patch recently was dared to eat a black widow (he never refused a dare in his life) and needless to say he won't have the use of his arms for several months so we will be begging er ah auditioning drummers fri and sat unless someone knows of anyone who's not afraid to volunteer it will be easier over the internet to say so than it will to say no in person (if you catch my threat) there are two job requirements 1) drummer must not be sober 2) drummer must have been in trouble with the law Thanks can't wait to see you all love BUD
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PO
Sep 24, 2001 05:04
http://arethestarswatchingyou.com
If I were the king of the forest, why there would be fairy tale's at dawn, with mint julips soon after, swiming naked through the cave's and then lay'n out on the rock in the noon day sun ( yes Lisa, indeed I believe we have...) of course good food, music and frolicing in the woods later on....stay human
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Pussywhipped Canary
Sep 25, 2001 16:25
http://smuoperator.edu
Hey Bud, That sounds like me on both counts. Some drawbacks though,1. The people at Pacofest might want to hear some new freak on the skins as I'm drumming for Springfield High and alot in the Bloods. 2. The little woman might not like it if I jam for 6 hours straight while she makes sure Kai doesn't disappear into the forest instead of relaxing. On the other hand I give you my promise that around midnight of October 6 there will be at least 3 intoxicated and criminal drummers in your area itching to work off steam and show off their prowess to the assembled hordes. Needless to say,it is an honor to jam with the likes of youse guys and I would be delighted. Sharing that fun is what Pacofest is all about. Sharing childcare comes natural to this bunch and who cares what the old lady thinks, Let's Rock!
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Mr.T
Sep 27, 2001 05:50
http://theverybest
We love you Senora!
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Tom, Ox, Chuck,Jtrampus, Horn, Baldy @Paco from Heaven
Sep 27, 2001 18:27
http://abarinspfld.edu
Nosotros amamos Senora. Nosotros amamos Billy. She was truly the best.
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MR.T
Oct 1, 2001 14:11
http://teacherlady
Happy birthday Becky!!
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Darkis
Oct 2, 2001 15:17
http://vapid wisps.com
Hello gentle people. Please help me find fire for my hair is cold. Spanning the globe, never looking back. May the winds blow me your way and then diminish, just enough to excite the ember.
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Rally
Oct 4, 2001 05:42
http://DOWEREALLYEXISTATALL.GOV
Happy birtday Paco!
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Darkis
Oct 4, 2001 12:47
http://smilinatchoo.gov
This is my favorite time!
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LoRa means "Not Bad" in Hebrew
Oct 9, 2001 17:11

Darkis, I hope you had fun. I sure did. Thank you to everyone, but especially to Scott, Dave, Push, Mike, and Bill for handling camp and stage preparations and manning the sound board. Thanks for all your hard work. See ya next year.
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PO
Oct 10, 2001 05:14
http://youneverknow
As I came off the holi-deck and pulled out my Paco fest card from the machine I realized I was much more tired but simply stronger from the experiance. something in the way we move, atracts me like no other, I think I'd like another. I can say I love you all cause the truth don't hurt.(most of the time)would'nt have it any other way(for the most part) watch out for fatal sleeping accidents
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Dense Patch
Oct 10, 2001 15:02
http://nappingunderbottlecaps
Shiver me timbers and blow me down. I stayed up late to soak up the lingering mojo left by the fire. Jeffy sang Burrito tunes, Stan partied full throttle without puking, and some tie-died tripping tree elph with a self satisfied smile danced around to the music that was still playing on frequencies not heard by the rest of us. Earl was there in the morning, nursing the fire that refused to go cold. The memories are already dreamy, the drive home filled with reflections and easy smiles. Tommy Huch, your family is beautiful, strong, kind, and self assured. All the kids, with their ready friendships and adventuresome spirits, truly inspiring. Thank you, one and all for your participation, the reminder to deeply love and fiercely live. Help ever, hurt never.
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budd butcher
Oct 17, 2001 16:31
http://
Hey folks! I've just gotten over my post paco-fest depression and want to say how wonderful it was to see all of you and your kinthis year and I vow not to let another year pass without seeing a lot of you. It was truly a joy (for me at least) to play music with you guys and while I'm a sorry replacement for Roscoe I enjoyed it just the same. You folks up north are wonderful people and it gives me hope for the human race knowing there are a slew of great kids being brought up by many of you. Until next time I send my love to all who know me as Jamaal.
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Jtrampus
Oct 18, 2001 19:34
http://yourockbro.com
Hey Jamall Budd, It was great playing with you and hangin' out. That's right, you ain't no Roscoe and you ain't no Bugs neither (and they ain't you). So F'ing what! You're Budd Butcher (Bud Patch)and you ROCK! How the hell are you supposed to know all those obscure whiteboy country tinged changes? It was great to look over my right shoulder and see ol' Budd back there a thumpin' away on that Fender bass. Let's do it again soon. Love to all, Jt.
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Jtrampus
Oct 18, 2001 19:34
http://yourockbro.com
Hey Jamall Budd, It was great playing with you and hangin' out. That's right, you ain't no Roscoe and you ain't no Bugs neither (and they ain't you). So F'ing what! You're Budd Butcher (Bud Patch)and you ROCK! How the hell are you supposed to know all those obscure whiteboy country tinged changes? It was great to look over my right shoulder and see ol' Budd back there a thumpin' away on that Fender bass. Let's do it again soon. Love to all, Jt.
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Stanimal-Grits
Oct 18, 2001 23:36
http://www.henrymiller.org
Hey y'all. We're still hard at it. The Grits were in Big Sur this weekend and we all played at the Henry Miller Memorial Library and kicked it down hard. Who drove me home anyway?
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jennifer lopez
Oct 23, 2001 00:35
http://
I want to play at next years Paco Fest!
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Derek Smalls
Oct 23, 2001 11:53
http://
Sorry JoLo (or whatever the f*** the media calls you), you can't play, but you can shake your tailfeather on stage while me band plays "Big Bottom".
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Derek Smalls
Oct 23, 2001 11:54
http://
Sorry JoLo (or whatever the f*** the media calls you), you can't play, but you can shake your tailfeather on stage while me band plays "Big Bottom".
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Jesus
Oct 23, 2001 17:25
http://members.aol.com/jesus316/index.htm
Jesus it's tough to be me. The link I've provided above really does go to my homepage - come on by and check it out. Oh, and thanks for writing that song about me. You have no *idea* how tough it can be.
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ace
Oct 28, 2001 10:22
http://butcherbrothers.inc
That Jesus link is kinda creepy. Got tired of scrolling down to find it last on the list, so I'm diluting Jesus' message. keep on the lookout for new Pacofest '01 photo postings on this site...comming soon.
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stanimal
Oct 29, 2001 02:30
http://
Yeah, that Jesus message/link was spooky. But when am I going to get those pics Ace? This pitiful website needs a major overhall. I was looking through it and we're a few years stale, and I didn't take a single photograph this year! I met a woman who's last name is Butcher and she plays guitar. I haven't told her about her extended Butcher family yet. Can't wait to introduce Ace, Bud, and the rest of the Butcher's to her.
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Canary
Nov 16, 2001 21:39
http://throbbingristle.edu
Hooboy, don't let psuedo Jesus get you down, just another poseur lookin' to suck and draw the maple syrup of our souls...very clever... go to the humm and the feedback, the missed and welcomed aroma of a semi fresh Winston cigarette being absent mindedly smoked in an old car 40 miles north of St. Louis (doing 70 down I 55) and above all get up from your compooter and go and say Hi to the stars (or blue sky). Whatever...(my stab at modernity) It's all good and blue on the bus and the crowd can't wait for more...Thank you Earl, Tom, Jamal, Ace, Lora, Ox, Emmit, Mike and his sound buddy, Carol, Scott, STANLEY, Roscoe, Jim L. and everybody else who showed up to Pacofest and love to the rest...always love...
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Canary
Nov 16, 2001 21:39
http://throbbingristle.edu
Hooboy, don't let psuedo Jesus get you down, just another poseur lookin' to suck and draw the maple syrup of our souls...very clever... go to the humm and the feedback, the missed and welcomed aroma of a semi fresh Winston cigarette being absent mindedly smoked in an old car 40 miles north of St. Louis (doing 70 down I 55) and above all get up from your compooter and go and say Hi to the stars (or blue sky). Whatever...(my stab at modernity) It's all good and blue on the bus and the crowd can't wait for more...Thank you Earl, Tom, Jamal, Ace, Lora, Ox, Emmit, Mike and his sound buddy, Carol, Scott, STANLEY, Roscoe, Jim L. and everybody else who showed up to Pacofest and love to the rest...always love...
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PO
Nov 18, 2001 08:07
http://onthebus
We love you Ken...
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Ken Sawyer
Nov 26, 2001 17:51
http://golfcoursedrive.com
Thanks Po. All that crap on my dash is living history. Love, Ken.
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PO
Nov 30, 2001 16:44
http://Prankster
We love you, Kesey We love you, George
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RSurreal
Dec 2, 2001 18:18
http://
Indeed it be tuff to be jesus, wild site, guaranteed i'm blessed cause he winked at me!!!! Does that make me an apostle!!?? I think so. In furtherance thereof, please send big bux to ME at the church o the Unreal and I'll put in the word for ya, the more u send the closer to GGGGOOOOOODDDDD you get and of course the happier I get, the happier you will be in the post life, guaran fuccin teed . love to all ramon
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ACE
Dec 11, 2001 12:21
http://donkeysonfire
Last night I had this dream... I was watching an old home movie about a little boy pulling a donkey, it seemed like I was involved some way, maybe it was a Butcher project or something. Then came the part where someone intentionally set the donkey's back on fire, the fire was hollowing the donkey out, burning its innards as it was standing there, like a living fire pit. The smell was awful, I felt remourseful that I was somehow to blame. "this isn't funny" I thought. Waddaya make of that? Anyone?
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QUITCHER BITCHIN'
Dec 12, 2001 12:41
http://sparemethecrocktears.org
First of all, how would you know what it smelled like if you were watching a home movie? Second: when did this web site turn into a therapy session? Your 'somehow I was to blame' comment speaks to your egomania: that you are responsible for some little boys donkey in a film. And your self hatred: using any opportunity to feel shame and guilt. Get over it, get on with it, stop whining and DO SOMETHING HELPFUL! You asked for it.
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PO
Dec 12, 2001 16:31
http://whyyawannagoanddosumnlikethatfor.fused
Well I was gonna say lay off the deep fried chili's and wiskey before bed, but in talking to meself, as some of us do, we've come to the plain fact that you need a new donkey, and this time, don't feed it fried chili's and wiskey before it goes to bed. Stay human
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JAMAL
Dec 20, 2001 17:36
http://
To All ye fine People, Firstly I miss you all a heap and wish you all a Fantastic Christmas Kwanza Channuka or whatever your spirit feels like calling this winter solstice time rite. Even though most of you won't read this until May or so. Anyhoo things in L.A. are as smelly as ever, The Patch are still playin' and the other nite I saw a marquee at THE GIG a club in L.A. and on it was "PUSH" so I went in and to my dismay it was not Push at all but some lame ass outfit hell they didn't even Know "Young Secretary LOve" I of course started a fight with what appeared to be their leader but he said he had to go schmooze up some record exec. Goes to show ya that people will steal anybodys act, the reason I was so mad was that I thought I was the only one rippin' off Push's act. Hope your year ahead is full of glee we could all use some. Much love Jamal
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me
Jan 11, 2002 20:22
http://
I dig the photo from Derange, home of the deranged
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Canary
Jan 22, 2002 23:00
http://sweethoneyintherock.com
The dude on bass is Mark "King" Kerlin,owner of Kerlin's kingdom in Durango 20+ years ago. The hippie on the mandolin is Andy "Dru" England, the evil Han, Uncle Spud, Ray Sweeney, and of course the infamous transient on the skids musician, Conway England. Ace, your dream is all too real. Of course you can smell film...this was possible even before smell-a-vision (thank you John Waters). Love to all you humans and beyond....
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Canary
Jan 22, 2002 23:04
http://same
nice thighs,good hair.
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Crazy Chung
Jan 26, 2002 19:25
http://pancakenipl.edu
That's "Inscrutable Han", not "Evil Han".
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ACE
Jan 29, 2002 14:07
http://hypnowheelsolutions.org
I wanna see some pictures of an 80's era Drifter gig where the hick bar is loud and hot and all the hippies are losing their minds. Please submit photos to Stan
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whuzhisname
Feb 6, 2002 17:37
http://ubshittn@me.com
I wanna see some pictures of an 80's era Drifter gig where the chicks are hot, the bar is loud and and all the hippies have lost their minds. Please submit photos to Stan the lead guitar man. Love all Surrealtaby.
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Canary
Feb 7, 2002 21:29
http://kookoorules.edu
We're working on it.
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Mourning Dove
Feb 22, 2002 19:43

Phoebe, thank you for being such a great friend to Ace and for gracing the rest of us with your presence from time to time. We will all really, really miss you. Say hi to Zeke and Kitty Carlisle, too.
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Phideaux
Mar 15, 2002 06:50
http://
I am missing my extended family. Drop me a line.
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Rowdy Dog
Mar 15, 2002 18:49
http://illinoisboy
What's the buzz? fishpalace@prodigy.net
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ace
Mar 16, 2002 20:05
http://leaveamessage.gwan
ROSCOE SIGHTING, confirmed on the spot, monster of rock-space-frenzy Bill Laymon playing with HIS band, along with Dave Nelson. So fine a groove, so much the rock star of this cavernous club: 14 Below in Santa Monica. Roscoe rocks!
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Miss Cleo
Mar 26, 2002 21:21

Hey Guys, Remember right around the time Paco decided to split the planet there was a mighty comet streaking through the heavens? Well here we are at another death day anniversary and there is a spectacular and unexpected comet gracing the sky and messing with our astrological influences in a big way. Check out the news article at http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/2916144.htm and some cool pictures at http://encke.jpl.nasa.gov/ As far as the astrological significance, you'll just have to ask your astrologer.
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Blue Ning
Mar 28, 2002 22:19
http://www.drifterbabes.com
Comets are cool. There isn't a better way to leave the planet, as far as I can tell. If your body and spirit are ready when one swings by, just close your eyes and hold on tight. Hoo-boy! Then again, if you're not quite ready to leave your cozy humanoid existence, then just drop by the nearest pub featuring BILL LAYMON'S rockin' band and get DOWN! Hoo-boy. Either way, you cain't lose!
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ACE
Apr 16, 2002 17:33
http://sellitforparts.argh
Does anyone else check this site regularly, scroll down, then log off because there's nothing new, and you feel you have nothing new to add? I suggest you add anyway. Make it up, go on a rant, free associate. Stir the hornets nest and risk the ridicule. I wonder about Tom and the Gang in Eugene, then I don't call. I think of visiting Santa Cruz, and make no plans. Stan's been in one glorious locale after another, yet... Hope all y'all iz strivin' and thrivin', shuckin' an' jivin'. God bless the child that's got his own.
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Stanimal
Apr 23, 2002 00:44
http://www.bigsurjazz.org
Hey Ace, Thanks for giving a shout out! We've been keeping the home fires burning up here. A herd of us gathered at the San Gregorio General Store to celebrate Trampus' Birthday. I'll be posting some pics from that day just to give those who are actually showing up hoping for something new to look at. The grits with Jeffy jammed an extra hour after closing time and the Mayor of San Gregorio had to set 'em straight about what they could and could not do while in the confines of his jurisdiction. Mayor of San Gregorio? What's up with that? There was Ken Sawyer spotting in Big Sur. Life is good Ace. Come on up.
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PO
Apr 30, 2002 12:44
http://watchtheriverflow
The dirt begins to turn, the hop's peak out,I think about you's and you's but I gotta water. Time waits for no one, silly rumors are for everyone. It has taken six years to get back. the lost and found box is nearly empty and the compost pile is nearly full. the dirt under my finger nails is "o" so sweet. the dirt under the rug be just that and where it is. Ace, get a job and if you got one well get rid of it. shake a leg (make sure your done peeing before shakeing) keep yo ear itch'n and get your knose off the grinding stone( that's no way to pick a booger!) Stay human

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Mr. Easterly
May 2, 2002 20:04
www.bloodsisters.com
OK, we party in two week. Well, not exactly, but Ace, Paul Howard is having a housewarming party on June 8th and he asked about you and Jamal, wanted y'all to come. Also, Blood Sister party brewing - Tia's house July 13th. This is your life, so come on down (attempt to communicate solely with phrases from vintage TV shows ...) !!!
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Captain Binghampton (a.k.a. Leadbottom)
May 30, 2002 19:09
http://
Well Carpy and just got back from the Cubby Bear bar right out front of Wrigley Field and ran into these two familiar faces just fresh off a passin' comet...or so they said...we dropped into one of Horn's friend's upscale apartments on Halsted and remininced a might. Buckin' buffalo bluening Billy blew boldfacely back (at the House of) Blues (so we) blatenty battered (our) brains. Love to all, especially Arcata, L.A., Big Sur, Santa Cruz, Boulder, and Eugene(where everyone who is anyone knows that dirty hands are a sign of a clean mind.) July 13 Bloodletting is on. See you at Pauls. Love, Leadbottom

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Stanimal
Jun 1, 2002 01:32
http://
Me and Billy are woopin it up in Big Sur. Glad to see you're coming to Santa Cruz for the fete. Sounds like Jeffy, Stanimal, Trampus, and Push will be bringing down the house. See ¥ou there. Billy says, "yowza!"

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