Okay Ace. I'm back at the helm to guide this rudderless ship. I was in Los Angeles meeting with members of the new band, Monkey Butt. It seems everyone needs a prenup these days. So far, Lawyers 2, Monkey Butt 0. We're in debt a half a mil and we haven't written a single song, sang a single note, or played a single gig. I'm told that's how its done these days and that I should just shut up and get used to it. I think I'm beginning to understand why we're called Monkey Butt. We're all red and sore back there all the time. Why are those lawyers smoking cigars and smiling and cracking jokes about Monica Lewinsky?
stanimal
USA - Saturday, December 27, 2003 at 00:36:05 (EST)
HELP STAN! THE GREMLINS HAVE FOUND US AGAIN! I'm perfectly content with my manhood and hairline, no matter what anyone else says.
Ace <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel, CA USA - Tuesday, December 23, 2003 at 17:26:12 (EST)
What exactly is a "meat twinkie"?
unowho <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel, CA USA - Sunday, December 21, 2003 at 02:17:24 (EST)
We here at Goosefat records would like to thank you for the enormous amount of positive feedback received from the First Bud CD Buds First solo project and we would like to inform you that Buds second solo recording "Meat Twinkie" will be available soon. You may pre order the here so be the first on your block to sink your teeth into Bud Butchers "meat Twinkie" And remember here at Goosefat we are more right so we're never wrong. Merry Christ mass and Happy Noo Year. Sen. Charles Henry Goosefat Oh Yeah Gravy your still soft!!!
Charles Henry Goosefat <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
katowice, USA - Thursday, December 18, 2003 at 06:51:00 (EST)
Once again you have abandoned me for your lives and I write lonely from Tychy Poland a small town near where I live. I teach high school kids how to speak English here. How is the rest of the world like the US are they rejoicing in the streets I shot off my .45 for 2 hours but nobody noticed here. Love Jamal
Kruk <tcbkruk@snotmail.com>
Tychy, poland - Monday, December 15, 2003 at 09:33:01 (EST)
Yes Butch they beleive we USAians are duped they got their own problems here and gay is gai. Polish politics is a morass of strangety the pres. represents Northern Poland and the miners who strike every other week live in Silesia where I am. The new war ace is to make the rich crawl and give up their strangle hold on us all we will start with the Olsen twins as I think I can take them both in a fair fight I take their cash buy an Island and start the revolution from there want IN? I haven't named the republic yet though so I will solicit responses from you all. ITs strange PUSH keeps playing here but never invites me to the shows what the hell? well smell ya later Jamal
Jamal <NewwarHQ.poopeaters.org.net>
Katowice, Kielbassa land - Wednesday, December 10, 2003 at 09:55:36 (EST)
Hey Jamal, are those people really as stupid as we believe? So they really think we elected Heir Bush. It is a true sign of freedom when you can highjack an election regardless of the popular vote. Lets see them poles try that. Anyway, wher the hell is poland? do they have a eurodisney? what is it they do besides drink and enjoy everything gay sex can offer? Winter is rolling into Santa Cruz now and Ill be soaked with a northern deluge for the next 3 days. It will give me time to clear out my garage so we can have a rotten'roll haven. see all you lewsers lader!
butch
dryhump, nv USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 17:35:23 (EST)
I'm very interested in this "new war" what does it look like? is it subversive? Believe you me, I'd enlist in a flash if anyone had even half a half baked plan and knew where to report.
Lt. J.T. Throatlosenge <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
PleasantZone Bubble sector #6, USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 16:25:29 (EST)
Sometimes I think I'm the only one loaded enough to write anything on this forgotten haven of all things drifting. But then somebody surprises me and writes sumpin'. Its Cold here boy I tell you that much but the thermometer only says Centigrade and its at about -6 right now. I've been drinkin' and smokin' like they were gonna ban them tommorrow cuz I'll be sad to leave the nest of my ancestors but I miss the Ole US crappy beer and worse politics and all. It is a tribute to the european world that not one of em think Bush is smart but it reflects poorly on the rest of us. "how could your country elect such an idiot" is an all too common question, how do you answer without putting down your whole nation its a heavy cross to bear I tell ya. Right now I'm wondering if anybody reads anything I write well your all a bunch of poop eaters smaking your lips on cow dungs. Any way Zubrowka the national Wodka of Polska calls me and I answer the call smell ya all later Love Jamal Oh yeah I tell em we elected Bush just to piss them all off then I flip them the bird pull down my pants and give a rebel yell. If anyone has a better answer let me know. Peas and love is great but I think a new war would be better I thinks its about time the rich learnt to crawl.
Jamal
Katowice, Polska - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 16:07:41 (EST)
So the old dog and pony show has a few new colts, and a wildly naieve and optimistic show runner. Never before have the old tricks shown such sheen. Like discovering an ancient mural under the blackened soot of a cave wall, perhaps washed clean by rising tides and angry storms. Stan and I visited just such a cave near his and Jim's new "Billionaires Club" out at Wilder Ranch. McKinley's got a beard and new green overalls, Becky's got a new E.mail address, Deb's got a new job. Push will probably bring back parachute pants to accomidate his huge ass and balls, Jamal is an East European sensation with his techno-hillbilly band, Dave Jordan is becoming the most computer savvy trucker in the lower 48, and all the kids, thanks to the growth hormones injected into the lazy cattle population, are quickly eclipsing their parents in stature, and one day, I fear, in strength and smarts too. Take the best and leave the rest. Today is fresh for all of us, may we use it to good purpose and may it bring us satisfaction and delight. Sometimes you've got to be hopeful, in spite of mounting evidence to the contrary. Peace, love, and homemade buttermilk biscuits, Ace
The Blacker Rider <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel City, CA USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:54:54 (EST)
So the old dog and pony show has a few new colts, and a wildly naieve and optimistic show runner. Never before have the old tricks shown such sheen. Like discovering an ancient mural under the blackened soot of a cave wall, perhaps washed clean by rising tides and angry storms. Stan and I visited just such a cave near his and Jim's new
The Black Rider <Acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel City, CA USA - Tuesday, December 09, 2003 at 11:52:58 (EST)
That is very a propos Stanimal. I am preparing for the arrival of most of the Kruks for a Christmas in Kracow tune in to Polsat your local Polish TV station for music and fun hosted by international star Bud Butcher, Yes I'm huge in Poland. Exerpt from Gazeta Polska " yeah once I unburdened myself from that bunch of no talents "the Butchers" my carear really blossomed sometimes you need to cut the dead weight to really see how high you can fly. I was sick of being Atlas to those guys especially that hack Jim Lewin who can't even play Hot Cross Buns without a chart in front of him. I am sorry that now the guys will have to work for a living but I've only so much blood they can suckle. " when asked about a possible Butcher reunion Bud replied "..Oh well yeah if I ever need the money or the fans really want one but I don't need to drag my Cap'n Andy jacket out of mothballs just so those guys can grasp some lost glory, take Pushnik for instance he took some bad penile enhancement drugs and his ass and balls are huge its like a freak show now! And Ace if he had just one lucid moment a day he would be dangerous, Once a landlord in Lompico asked me if I thought Ace was a little too loaded at the time I thought it was immpossible to be too loaded. now since I've found Scientology and Tony Robbins I don't need the buzz anymore money is my drug." Well sorry guys if you want me back you'll have to pay to play and I get 60% of all profits my asking price now is 75pln a staggering 13.75 in us$ can you afford me. BUD
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Polska - Sunday, December 07, 2003 at 07:37:53 (EST)
This is fun... go to google.com and type in *miserable failure* and then click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. I think you'll like what you see.
Stanimal
USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 14:44:47 (EST)
Haleluja!! I have found my home church! although there is some problem with joining at least from here I keep getting bad referrer message whatever that is. But perhaps they need a preacher so I'm moving to Arcata I got the call. Bud
Bud <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 07:09:03 (EST)
Below as in click on "Becky Lu 2" or just punch in http://www.elvisunderground.org Becky Lu 2 <undisclosed>
Somewhere, USA - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 01:23:50 (EST)
Hey jonezers and all the rest of ye -- I just discovered a most interesting website -- it's for the church of Elvis. Thought some of you might want to join. Check it out! (url below) Love love love... Becky Lu 2 <undisclosed>
Here, There, Everywhere - Saturday, December 06, 2003 at 01:22:17 (EST)
Monkey Butt!!! Long may they ride I envision some guitars accordian bass and a zither player. I will be in CA for a visit in Feb late in the month so look out everyone duck and cover turn out the lights hide the stash cuz I will be commin off a long jonez and lookin for bones in all your homes!! I'll be a fiend for the green that fulfills my need oh the magic weed that chokes the greed helps you feed and slows the speed. So you don't miss that sweet bliss cuz you bitin and burnin right now? Well stoke the leaf and save the jar save some double A prime, Cuz Bud is a commin' and like Santa and cookies popeye and spinach Mckinley and boys if you pulled some off help Jamal find some joys.
Bud
Katowice, Polska - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 13:33:22 (EST)
and so the name of a new band is formed... Monkey Butt, featuring the return of the prodigal son, Jamal, and I hope to be in it.
stanimal
USA - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 03:41:54 (EST)
Butch, Sorry about the ass and balls. Poland would be worth taking over but we would have to kill most of them to do it they are tenacious about their land. Since most europeans think Poland is full of Drunks thieves and Prostitutes they wouldn't mind. The problem though is Bush is unanimously hated to Hitlarian proportions here so they won't like him running the place, so I'll have to do it but the drunks and prostitutes must not be harmed at all costs!!! I tried some of that generic viagra and some of those self esteem herbal suppliments but nowI only get an erection when I look in the mirror, and it wont stop until I rape myself which thanks to those lousy penile elargement pills I am no where near big enough to be able to screw myself, yet somehow I feel screwed. I have to tell you when I walked down Pusher street in Denmark(named after you I guess) It was a 7 year old on christmas feeling, times 11. Love Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, Poland - Tuesday, November 25, 2003 at 15:36:27 (EST)
Jamal, we havent gone anywhere. we are all right here where you left us. I for one was relieved to hear that you finally shook the jones off. I can imagine your pain leading up to that monumental first pull of the $10 bone. Just a thought...do you think it would be worth the US taking over Poland. Hitler saw something about it and i was just thinkin...why no since we do have Adolf BushCo. Also i have been enjoying all the solicitations on the site. I ordered the stuff to make my dick biger but it only worked on my balls and ass. That huge ass and giant balls only make my wang seem that much smaller. Oh well, most of my pants are pleated and Karena says its hard to tell. Anyway Jamal check out Poland and let us know if its worth killing every one there and taking their resources. Remember LIVE FREE OR WE WILL KILL YOU! Butch
butch
broken arrow, mt USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 16:50:18 (EST)
Monkey Off Back after 3 months and 23 days Copenhagen Denmark. Heaven my friends Amsterdam forget it! Copenhagen the street is called Pusher ST. NO foolin, its a large colorful park with open stalls like a farmers market but you don't buy beets or salad mix my friends no sir!! All civilized all legal all condoned all good!! Since I was leaving later in the day and did not want to carry anything that could land me in the Gulag I chose a pre rolled for about 10 bucks but its fat as hell and by God I was reached and there he was my great Buddy BUZZ. Stokers paradise only stoke nothin' hard so it is mellow open friendly. Guys totin' kids burnin, moms riding up to a stall with a kid on the bike, all open no stigma, no shady types lingering looking at your wallet. Civilized calm, beautiful, makes you want to pack up and live there, I was astonished. People were saying oh yeah all Americans look like that when they see this, seriuosly I cried at the way the world of tolerance existed like I knew it could, and not in the land of the free but in a socialist country ruled by the conservative party right now. Man talk about an eye opener this world we want can exist but it will take some re education of everyone except you my dear friends. Keep living like you do and spread the word. Jamal
Jamal
Katowice, Poland - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 06:29:29 (EST)
wow is jason the candy man or what maybe he could come to the fest next year and we can tow him on a surf board at anno neuevo could be fun
THE LONE TRUCKER <jdodaman@msn.com>
Lotlizardville, All USA - Monday, November 24, 2003 at 05:04:00 (EST)
Jamal, baby. Who loves ya? I've been busy as a bee, occassionaly stopping in just long enough to clear out the smut postings. I'm starting to get settled here in Santa Cruz but with moving and keeping my business going, and getting new business happening, I haven't had much time to tie one on even. It's Friday night and I'm working at home and wishing I playing in a honky tonk, watching pig-tailed lasses in cowboy hats dancing to the 'mals!
Stanimal
USA - Saturday, November 22, 2003 at 00:27:56 (EST)
Gee Jamal you only got less than 2weeks its almost over then you'll be on the banks of the beautiful Hudson river close to my favorite place good ole Newerk you can go there and remanece about Poland next best thing to being there IM in Glouchester Mass now its where the Perfect storm guys lived the real ones not Goerge Cloony either hell Im so close to New Hampshire I think I smell Crow or is that Sea Gull so close to the Atlantic its hard to tell see ya soon
The Lone Trucker <jdodahmman@msn.com>
Lotlizardville, All USA - Friday, November 21, 2003 at 21:40:48 (EST)
ITs OK Jamal its nothing personal everybody else has lives and wives and kids so they don't have time to listen to your maudlin tales of how grim Poland is hey at least your out of the country! We all love yoy but you know we are busy we'll write soon I promise. In the meantime get a life and do something worth writing about and stop your belly aching. Jamal
BUD
Katowice, Poland - Wednesday, November 19, 2003 at 15:32:41 (EST)
Where'd Everybody go? Poor ole Jamal lost his e friends although it was nice to re connect with the lone trucker from somewhere in Jersey armpit of a place at least in the north. When is thanksgiving anyhow? enjoy the thai feast all. I am going to visit my cousin in Denmark for a blues concert he is promoting so hopefully I will have some tales for you. And Folks write me some times its awful nice to hear from all of you. love jamal
Jamal
Katowice, poland - Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 07:25:55 (EST)
Dave, We charge a buck three sixty to post fotos on the site. Really, you can send it to me at my email address. send it to my name @bigsurinternet.com I don't put my address online because little cyber robots scan the internet and grab email addresses and the spam just won't stop. So, Stan@--- and that'll get to me.
stanimal
USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 01:37:05 (EST)
waw its gonna take me for ever to read all these words of wisdom.my first visit to the site im sitten here in Carlstadt New Jersy spitten distance from Newerk if u think Polands bad check this place out some time im not sure what the dust in the air is here but i did see this polish band and have a great picture but dont know how to get it on the site help me out somebody the lead singer said he met this guy back home in poland and was so inpressed that he got plastic surgury and started this band called THE JAMALS to tour the U.S to meet big busted american girls and smoke good american skunk bud that doesnt taste like hamster droppings I dont know who this guy is he met but he said he does one mean Elvis impresion so help me share this great picture LOVE2ALL DJ THE LONE TRUCKER
the lone trucker <jdodahman@aol>
ithaca, ny USA - Tuesday, November 11, 2003 at 01:17:59 (EST)
I put down my Baritone axe about 11:45pm I was working on a new tune called "funk house" a party tune mixed with a meloncholy longing for my former shack life at 336 Golf Club. I new the moon was visible when I went out about 8pm or so. So the Lunar eclipse should have been fantastic. Yet as Bud wandered the sordid streets of Katowice solitary on a moon mission facing where the celestial body should have been. No moon. The clouds had formed a dense barrier mingled with the ever present gray of iron and coal dust from the mills, factories, and about fifty thousand coal furnaces supplying heat and lights to the dreary city I call home. I walked and walked pushed on by a light in the sky that I hoped would be my spirit guide the moon, but turned out to be lights on a billboard, or some huge neon Pepsi sign obscured by a tall building with some vaguely sounding Polish name that would be impossible for a western mouth to form. Pressed on by a determination that must have come from my Polish genes like the cavalry on the outskirts of Warsaw in '39 as they faced thousands of Panzers with only horseflesh and rifles. I walked and walked head craning towards the sky all hopefull of glimpsing the elusive moon, yet it was not to be, coal dust and thick pre- winter clouds would not open for even a moment. Poor Bud losing hope and the buzz of 3 Zywiec porters, started to feel the cold and the ever present pollution (coal again) started to burn my lungs as I added to their all ready straining bronchioles my own factory made pollution of cigarettes. I passed the El Greco abandoned for more trendy night life, looked briefly into the window of a womens ligerie shop where my favorite poster of 5 women not facing the camera stand with their perfect rear ends teased me in a rainbow of thongs only one the blonde looking out at me, holding a huge apple symbolizing Eves fall from the garden, much to the delight of men everywhere. I stopped into Pub 23,dead. Amused the Barmaid as I always do with my Baby Polish mixed with English for the words I don't know but by now I am expert at ordering drinks, at least, survival skills. I linger for a moment drain two Warka Strongs, Then head home to my yellowish with black stripes like the ass of a dead yellow jacket faded on the window sill, communist era building. Defeated but warm, I watch as the Polish womens volleyball team edge the US. womens team on Polsat one of the 3 Polsat channels I get on my Televisor. Too late to watch Team Night Rider, You didn't even know there was a spinoff of Hasselhoffs show did you? Before sleep I re read my letters from Paco Fest, and called it a night. BUD
Bud <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Polska - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 07:36:15 (EST)
Jamal, that's really quite an experiment you're conducting. On this side of the planet it's harvest time so we're seeing more green than Arnold Palmer sees on his summer golf tour. Names like Big Sur Holy W---, Santa Cruz Shine, Pleasure Point Pleasure, Daddy's own... everyone has a name for their wares. We're going cross-eyed till late in the morning. But its not all its cracked up to be. There is a down side. I just can't remember what it is.
stanimal
USA - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 13:12:58 (EST)
Yes PO, Jones may suffice but if there was a stronger term at this point I think I have reached it, or gone far beyond it. after 12 or 13 years of never more than a week or on the outside two of no stoke. 4 months is brutal, I wish none of you this experience. Otherwise things are not so bad Booze is a distant second, even the wonderful double strength brew they concoct over here pales in comparison. No new tales this time perhaps I will, make one tonite though Happy eclipse! Love Jamal
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Saturday, November 08, 2003 at 07:00:17 (EST)
Hey Po, What about me, Fucker?!!!!
Darkis
Mist, Oh. USA - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 23:37:43 (EST)
Wow Jamal, Can't help but notice that uh, well the word JONES might work. I feel for you bro, this too shall pass. way to keep your bar high.along with your tab. Well now, a jimmy joe,stan house. sounds of the shrine come to mind. where's the coffee? 20th annual Huch Bros Thai Fest in Eugene. Stan? Tia? Lorna? Keep on fock'n in the ree world
PO <neveradullmoment.cum>
Hunkerville, IPA Earth - Friday, November 07, 2003 at 22:14:35 (EST)
It sure did old Jamals heart good to see the outpouring of love from the fest, My Package arrived and I read over everything twice and I will admit perhaps shed a tear or two in the process. I wonder how my lazy broke no good buttocks deserves such lasting and beautiful friends like you folks. Stan are you and Jim an Item now? Don't be embarrassed, these days that type of thing is cool doesn't have the stigma it usedta why Mike Pushnik is very open about his past dabbling into the world of man-love. And Mc Kinley has surrpassed Sawyer with his list of concubines. Seriously though I was walking on the streets of Prague and winding down the many alley ways just lookin around sniffin the air enjoying the absynthmal buzz. When a Czechie say Magic word "Skunk?" I say, "say what my friend" he say "skunk!" I say yeahaw! My lucky day months and months of dryness over. We go down the alley as you must to do these unsavory bits of business out of the ever present commotion of the "streetlife"(that would make a good song eh Stan?) Well Czechie want a kings ransome in Czech Kronus for his wares so's I ask to vidi said stuff before I spend 1500 kronus on it about 60 bux or so too complicated exchange rate them Czechies gots. 100$ is like 2,372.789Czech bux. Any old way I look at this stoke and of course its fugazzi so I tell the bloke I've lived in Santa Cruz you can't sell me no Hampster cage lining and expect me to bite. He cursed and swore it were real and I said no way mon frere Fu frikin' Gah Zee Phoney artificial nobud. He cursed me out I ran off mingling with aforementioned streetlife (still like that title) And was bummed out because I was rather liking the idea of having to stoke a satchel in one day before heading back to Poland town where the motto is NO Stoke for this big Jahmoke. Love and thanks for the gifts the friendship Love and I shall be west and Blessed in the warmy warm months of Summer if all go's to my Plan, but as mighty sawyer put it "Plans Suck,Man" Jamal
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Polska - Wednesday, November 05, 2003 at 14:37:28 (EST)
Checking in from afar... be back soon to clean up this porno mess. In the process of moving. J.Lewin/Stanimal household takes hold later this week on west side of Santa Cruz. It takes an army to stay ahead of these kermudgeons.
stanimal
USA - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 11:56:16 (EST)
I can tell when Stanimal goes on vacation as there is more filth on the sight from unsavory characters. who has the time to visit all the sights like this and say Hey Great sight check out my Loser sight? like any of us will. come on Folks do not Bother if you aint One of us we will never Visit your porn, Viagra, get out of debt etc. Web sight. OK that said, Nice Sight Check Out my Sight at JamalNude.Com Well I just returned from Prague an Impressive Jewel of acity worth seeing before you die. The buildings are from Centuries past some the 12th 13th and most the 17th. It has a Vegas flare to it and several Mac Donalds Great HUH? I drank real Absynth a vile concoction to be sure, and just wandered the streets of Pragersfielde it was Splendiferous. Love Jamal
Kruk <nobodyemailsmeanyway.com>
katowice, poland - Tuesday, November 04, 2003 at 06:13:35 (EST)
wow! Your website is almost as astounding as my new massive penis! thanks to my enlargement pills, 50% more blood is rushed to my previously ordinary penis, streaching out unused skin making me not only huge but also giving my genital tissue a smooth and youthful appearance. Act now and you will also receive a free sample of "scrotum fresh" ball cleaner while supplies last. Hey, who was that guy lurking around in the trees with that impressive looking camera? Any chance of those photos showing up sometime? giving much thanks, ACE
Mr. Smiley <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel City, USA - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 15:29:47 (EST)
Bud is off to the eatern/central european hot bed of sleeve and beauty Prague so stay tuned for tales from the Darkis side! And pray I keep my wallet and Passport otherwise I may need an emegency Jail break BUD
Bud
Katowice, Poland - Wednesday, October 29, 2003 at 06:17:41 (EST)
Lora blood,found tuner and capo in box all safe and sound. Looks like Thai Fest 20 to be in Eugene. Stan and Tia?? Keep on focking in the ree world.......
PO <notanotherday.com>
givmemore, IPA Earth - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 13:44:33 (EST)
I'm back! Had a little time off and squeezed in a Stanimals gig at Fernwood in Big Sur. Best roadhouse bar in America! My fingers hurt from trying to keep up with Lewin.
stanimal
USA - Monday, October 27, 2003 at 01:06:44 (EST)
I'll be damned if it ain't snowing here all ready, Unless some Columbians just flew overhead? Nope smells like snow. Well off to drink some Zwiec its my piwo of choice, so stay tuned I could have something interesting to say if not I'll lie aboutit. Stan? Stan? are you out there? Anybody? AW man See YA Luv Jamal
Jamal <PiwoMi.pl>
Katowice, Poland - Friday, October 24, 2003 at 13:56:54 (EDT)
Man I need more, all fest all the time. Thanks to Scott and Carol for letting us be and thanks to everyone else who was Kanariator for Guv Sign a recall petition today Sign early and sign often Remember it's your duty, and only you can turn the government into a meaningless carousel fun house of illusion, deception and despotism Remember: The more we fuck it up the more fucked up it gets and who doesn't love to get fucked up Love ya all: the Barbarious one
Mikhail the Barbarian <scratchycrak@rushittnme.com>
this one, bliss that one - Wednesday, October 22, 2003 at 21:06:44 (EDT)
Jamal, it isn't that we have lives, or anything like that - its that we've been sworn to secrecy not to talk about what happens at PacoFest. If other people knew the half of it, we'd have another "Woodstock" on our hands! But, photos are coming in and you can draw your own conclusions.
stanimal
USA - Wednesday, October 22, 2003 at 13:19:44 (EDT)
Thanks Gov. Canary I was begining to think everybody had deserted the site because they have lives. Theres a rumour I may be living in Northern Cal come summertime so be prepared. I saw a Polish national Hockey game against Italy and it evolved into a mighty brawl bottles and cans littered the ice and both teams fought for 15 minutes and I think my Polska compatriots showed them Italians a thing or two about fisticuffs, and they won the game too. They taght me a song wich ends with the polish equivalent of F#@* You! It was quite thrilling them Europeans go crazy over their sports the games are cheap and the seats are great. more tales as they happen BUD
Jamal <Polishwinter.com>
Katowice, poland - Wednesday, October 22, 2003 at 06:10:56 (EDT)
Hey Bud, isn't it a wicked thrill to be seein' double, sittin' at the bar at the back of a grimy, well-used, long, thin room (opposite side from door(exit)and realize that most everybody in the place wants your wallet...or worse! Great story and mind your plozy...remember, redwoods grow fast and last a long time. stay cool B-man.
Canary
Yourtown, USA - Tuesday, October 21, 2003 at 17:40:13 (EDT)
Bill Laymon will be doing a radio interview at http://www.wqna.org tonight at 9 Central Time. There is a chat room if you'd like to listen in or throw a few doosies at Bill from peanut gallery.
stanimal
USA - Monday, October 20, 2003 at 20:06:58 (EDT)
Bud was trodding in the city of grime all buzzing and its 5 am and I still ain't home no bones to roll but my own into my bed. thoughts of how the hell will I remeber tonight an American in Poland if I could only tell you what went on the Irony of it all I'm still laughing. Lets just say I was American last night in my ugly beauty and got a snoutful of humble humor. And its very early I can't see the screen well hung over man them Polish folks can dance but see them drink I did the old U S of A proud I did'nt hurl till I got home and did'nt stumble out the door. I showed them how to Shake That Butt! the men they all have bad haircuts like Sgt. Carter from Pyle. Bud all Pseudo Elvis getting looks of all sorts always thinkin somebody wants my wallet, well have at it its empty tonight I spent my Zloty like water its pink for gods sakes that ain't money! I tipped the coat check girl enough to eat for a week. I wish the Grits were playin and I had a Bloody Mary the second I can get but sadly not the first. And to Butch glad I could'nt Make it!! Polska!!! I love you but sometimes I miss the smell of redwoods. Bud
Bud <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
katowice, pol - Saturday, October 18, 2003 at 07:21:07 (EDT)
Folks, let me tell you something...this is something told to me in the bosom of my childhood..."when the lights are on, people can see you" Lomax....Sin is hardly worth the effort, it's all around you...going to Skin to check up on Koo-Koo, then, I'll be back. L.
Lomax (the preacher man)
USA - Friday, October 17, 2003 at 18:41:31 (EDT)
what an excellent year it was again at the fest, it is going stronger than ever. i want to publicly thank some of those who made major contributions...of course Scott & Carol, beerboy (for obvious reasons), ron for the radio station, JBannister for providing an endless groove for so many bands, Ace for taking the whole thing to the next level with video and pictures, Lorna B for the great coloring book, Welk for playing roccordian, Stan for the continued great work on this site, all who attended and the few that behaved yourselves, and to Jamal for staying in poland and not messing everything up! If i forgot you please refer to the "all who attended" part. Bi4now
butch
Deadsnake, AZ USA - Friday, October 17, 2003 at 15:59:05 (EDT)
I see that this here is a "family" site(and you all are a family,in the kindest sense of the word), so I hope I ain't gonna' tread on no toes by signing the Guest Book-such fun, such a wondrous setting-thank you so much for the invite, Mr. Stegner. Bless your souls, Scott&Carol, for doing the prep work-Lord God, did I get OFF on the Parafins-thank you,Scott, for persuading them to play-Ace, I still chortle when I try to get your video combed into some sense in my head- bless the Grits for "Miss Sadie" and letting me greet the morning with a little strange gospel-Jeffy,your late night George Jones, dealing with your own jones, was haunting and eerie...so damned glad to meet all of you again-thanks for all your kindnesses(and atrocities)-esp.Tia,resplendent in sparkly nylons,doling out coffee,and Tami,so generous and wasteful with hugs, and all of you who could see how scared (scarred?!?) I was and took the time to shoot the breeze-amazing how much I now know about Poland-oh, yeah...Mr. Welk, you SUCK! with love-Jenni
Jennigrace/Space Heaters <renonev2@cal-tech.net>
White Pines, CA USA - Friday, October 17, 2003 at 14:27:46 (EDT)
Bud, your sister's mojo could light up Idaho...Push, I'll never be able to not recall your Ahnold in the morning,and who the hell was that Hawaiian guy up there singing Bud's tunes? On top of that I paid $4.70 to see the Stantastics at Spud and Elma's outside of Camarillo (killer sets) and they have the nerve to charge $60 for Jewel in Turlock! What the hell is going on? Something is different. The pedestrian is oddly tinged. My head loops and swirls but the forest is quiet...what time is it? Time for some viagraicide! Hang on to your love...it is a beautiful feeling...
Canary
Fries, Id., USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 20:00:41 (EDT)
I don't remember how I reached your camp site, but it doesn't matter, I'm just so happy I found it. The fire, the music, the people... I'm a wreck, and all the better for it.
Ace <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel City, CA USA - Thursday, October 16, 2003 at 12:06:42 (EDT)
Ah Yes more Party stories who won Top Goon! Poor ole Bud is starvin for the dirt from the dirt. There ain't no in breed music here, well theres plenty but I don't understand most of the words. Rest assured I will be preachin so there will be the flames of the lord spoutin' out my mouth next year to set you damned hippies straight. Love BUD
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 15:21:57 (EDT)
...Oh, and we recorded everything direct to CD but you know how that goes. It never sounds as good as when you're squinting through campfire smoke and getting the shimmy shakes from a shot of whiskey. Then Kumbaya starts sounding like a Grateful Dead space jam and Michael Row the Boat starts morphing from space jam into Midnight Moonlight. We figured out that all space jams open into Midnight Moonlight. We're not sure why, but we're studying it. We going to review the tapes and get to the bottom of this phenomenon.
Beer Boy
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 01:45:54 (EDT)
Yo Jamal, some of it was awesome. Leanne did an outstanding version of Kumbaya My Lord followed by Michael Row the Boat Ashore after our afterdinner prayer meeting. There was a small group there this year that thought (for some reason!) that it was fun to drink multiple kegs of beer, scatter cases upon cases of beer bottles, drink Jameson's whiskey on stage (in front of children and everyone!) stay up all night long without sleeping (but not without anti-sleep aids) and I guess the music was pretty good if you like that kind of stuff. One fella did a song called "Swap Meet Slut." It was just appalling. We really missed your church hymms this year but we rest comfortably knowing that you're preaching the gospel bong to underpriveledged heathens throughout the land.
Beer Boy
USA - Wednesday, October 15, 2003 at 01:44:13 (EDT)
it wuz gud. yer sister is hot. you were blessed by one of those dreams where he comes to see you, a very good omen for the coming year. He was there, in matter and in spirit, hanging out in the grove between the stage and the generator, while the kids they dance they shake their bones and the politicians throwing stones, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, watcha gonna do when that damn thing busts? keep on truckin, Butchers, truck my blues away.
Snake Bite Girl
USA - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 12:09:57 (EDT)
My Dera friends how was it please inform thr uninformed. I need to live through you from here. Strangely I dreamt I was backstage somewhere unknown waiting to play some music, Paco was there Push Lewin and Jeffy boy, Weirdly Paco was mentioning the movie The Dead Zone, Trippy huh! I awoke about 7pm west coast time from this dream so I imagine I was called to share a brief moment with you all on the astral plane. Paco looked great, so perhaps we will all get to meet (in many years) on the big stage in heaven. Love Jamal
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Monday, October 13, 2003 at 05:14:38 (EDT)
The People of the woods are to gather. Great Feast and Celebration. I go there now
Ace of Spades <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel, USA - Friday, October 10, 2003 at 09:23:04 (EDT)
This is my favorite time!
Darkis
The Vapors, Or., USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 17:18:44 (EDT)
Always a pleasure! We love all you crazy kooks and chickies! We'll be dancing till the cows come home this week-end. Can't wait to see you there.
Kevin & Erin <marshotel@earthlink.net>
boulder creek, Ca USA - Thursday, October 09, 2003 at 16:42:08 (EDT)
Dzien Dobre, Jestem Jamal z Polska!! I would like to send sincere greetings and LOve to my Family of vagabonds Drifters Bloods dreamers players jokers and general all pupose fine citizens of the Earth. Some of you who pay attention to the Drifter web site have read of my exploits from Poland some sadly have missed the fine tales. This is not important now the important thing now at this Glorious Paco Fest is to Enjoy one another for the all too brief time you have to Play. I have had ample time to think about life and all you friends from the Santa Cruz area and since I can't be there want to tell you electronically how much just knowing there are many who love and appreciate me out there has helped me maintain some sanity and to cope with the nasty things life has thrown me. Know that no matter how long between contact I think of you often, I remember my first Drifter show at Johnny's magic cool aid party Ohhh Stan!! Sleeping in Bertha when I first made it to the farm, treking with Emmett in the Nicene, getting beat too. The Grits at San Gregario. The Butchers opening for the late Buck Naked, the list goes on and on. My message to you all is simple You are all kind loving caring people at heart, no matter where you are in your lives now forget it and enjoy live love play you deserve it, I will miss you but will grin and smile as i feel you Partying, Jamming and ????? I love you all. and by the way Mike Mckinley is secretly married to some guy in Arizona, he also LOVES goats. Love Jamal Bud James Kruk
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice , polandville - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 05:58:09 (EDT)
Translation of Fatty is Grubi but I have not seen one here yet!!
Jamal
POland, USA - Wednesday, October 08, 2003 at 05:37:24 (EDT)
Hey Jamal, How dooo these nice folk's over there say"Fatty"
PO <zoner@outhere.not>
Zonerville, IPA Earth - Tuesday, October 07, 2003 at 14:35:19 (EDT)
Gor for it Jamal. Send it on through and I'll print and post it on the "message" tree.
stanimal
USA - Friday, October 03, 2003 at 16:47:38 (EDT)
DadGummit I don't know if my first message worked so heres another. Beer Me is Piwo Mi (Peevoh MI) no V in Poley tongue but W is V. Or mor Polite give me BEER!! Daj mi Piwo! Pronounced (die me peevoh) and Butch feel rest assured whatever you made up about me is true but what goes around comes around in song. And some of that stuff I was forced to do!! Stanimal I was just thinking you could print out a short letter I write to all and tack it to a tree or sumthin' or maybe have sombody read it during a break if they wanna. Luv Jamal
Jamal <Kielbassaforall.com>
katowice , Poland - Friday, October 03, 2003 at 08:15:01 (EDT)
The translation for BEeR ME is (Daj mi piwo)pronounced Die Me Pee Voh!! or exact translation Piwo Mi !! W is V in Polish they have no V but 3 z's. And of course Bud you have full liberties to make up anything about my adventures in Poland. But remember what goes around comes around in song. The accordian is the ONLY instrument the song could be written for anyway. Much Love to all JAMAL
Budd Butcher <Kielbassaforall.com>
Katowice, Pol - Friday, October 03, 2003 at 08:03:20 (EDT)
Ron - clearance for mothership has been granted. Bring Beer to soften the landing.
Stanimal
USA - Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 19:48:47 (EDT)
Hey Jamal, I think it's great your in polandskivichkov. You have said just enough about your life there to inspire a tune but not so much that there isn't room to make a bunch of stuff up about you. Yes, I do have a tune and it may very well be true-- except for the parts I made up. I hope you'll be please it is written for acordian. How do you say "beer me" in polish?
butch butcher
deadsnake, AZ USA - Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 17:38:22 (EDT)
Shower is good...dry ice machine better, no Englands this year, something 'bout leather(English). Love, it's a beatiful feelin'.
Canermo
anytown, usa, USA - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 19:50:58 (EDT)
Absolutely Jamal. Anything you want. What do you have in mind? Perhaps putting it in the "Drifter Times"? Or "Writings by Jamal" section? Let it rip.
Stanimal
USA - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 16:46:59 (EDT)
Boy did it make my day to see a picture of myself on the ole web site. I feel very special and I'm showing all the Polish folks that I am famous. Although they don't beleive I am also Bud Butcher cuz Bud is real big in Poleyville. Blow some of that lovely Stoke eastward for me will ya, my brain is very angry at me for being on the no sto for so long. Not by choice mind ya! Any old how I will post a manefesto of sorts soon if the great and mighty Stanimal would be so kind as to perhaps print it and post it on a log so all can read a greeting from Poland. Let me know if thats cool Stanimal, or possible. Much Luv Jamal
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 15:37:59 (EDT)
Trampy and the Space Heaters, coming to a Paco fest near you very soon Is there room for the Mother Ship to land?
Ron
Doowakadoo, Ca USA - Tuesday, September 30, 2003 at 05:43:39 (EDT)
Cooooool page !!! best wishes sue mangasex animesex <mangasex animesex>
Zug, zg ch - Monday, September 29, 2003 at 19:56:51 (EDT)
Made it through this Saturday with no broken bones, be thankful if you've got half a place to call your own, can't wait to listen to that same old song, I've got the stoke if you've got the.....love, it's a beautiful feelin'.
Canary
Skin, Id. USA - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 23:03:04 (EDT)
I've got a fresh idea. Let's have a shower again. It was great to have a place to take a shower- thanks to Dave Jordan. If Dave isn't going to make it this year, we've got to get something online. I know it won't have the Gilligan's Island cooking stove to heat the water, but even if we could just have some gravity feed, private, enclosed area where people could freshen up, now, that would be a fresh idea.
Stanimal
USA - Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 03:09:42 (EDT)
So, what are the fresh ideas for the fest? Ron's gonna broadcast over our very own F.M. radio station, Budd's sending a c.d.... will we also see a c.d. primiere from Jim Lewin? Are the kids gonna raffle for the Friendship Village? Will we see a revival of Huang Dong Hotel? How 'bout an all kids band? What if we bring photos and set up a bulliten board shrine? I'm hoping to bring a video, but still haven't figured out how to display it. Scott, got any chores for us to do around the property? Tryin' to stoak a few fires, including my own. God bless the child who's got his zone.
yeahyouknowme <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Wingless Angel, CA USA - Wednesday, September 24, 2003 at 11:42:33 (EDT)
Special Announcement The New solo debutt of Budd Butcher will be available at this years Paco fest free to all who can bear to listen to it a 7 song disc featuring Fake Booby Judy member Ace "the wizard of Wahz" Davids Studio versions of your favorite tunes Swap meat Slut, Schtup, Polyester, Can't Stop Doin Whats Bad for Me, Mr. Stash, Would it Kill You to Smile, And Bonus track Bud butchers Willy's Seeds and Stems. This Cd's tenative title: Bud Butchers "First Bud" or "Meat Suit" Get yours now or actually later Due to graphic language the CD is rated NC-17.
Budd Butcher
Katowice, Poland - Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 06:52:33 (EDT)
Keep that In-breed McClownly away from my sister!! But seriously Perhaps she could join THE BLOODS for a number and burn up the forest. Thats all for now Love to all. Jamal
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 08:39:46 (EDT)
I hear that train a com'n, it's com'n 'round the bend............ It's get'n on that itchy time when you just can't wait to get there, spread out the bed roll and know your safe in the woods with lots of really great people all around. ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
PO
Tootertown, IPA Earth - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 18:30:18 (EDT)
Nice to see that Leanne is going to be out "representin'." Stanley, We Wanna Help You Do Things Right Band will be on hand to back up Ace the Helpful Hardware Band and that's gonna have more CRACK than a kiln dried cedar 2x4. And we'll just have to wait and see what the sista's bring forth to be representin' the sista's with this year. Hey, I'm just one guy, and this is only one guys opinion, but more teddies is a good thing. VOV is representin' and the Jim Lewin Comin' Up For Air underwater synchronized swimming project has been snorkling around the website but not sayin' much...
Stanimal
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 23:16:33 (EDT)
Dear compatriots, it is my great honor to have been chosen by my stellar younger sibling, James, to represent the Kruk Ranch at the awesome Pacofest this year. I am truly in the wakening and have taken upon my spirit the need to travel many roads as a warrior woman and survivor of my own life. I look forward to touching again the friends that I have not connected with in many years. Now living in Norcal under the auspices of the Great and Powerful Jason Sinclair Long, I will join and revel as all Kruks can. Thank you for the wonderful opportunity that Pacofest provides us all to celebrate, life, love and pursuit of the unexpected dream while walking the "ring of fire." To be remembered best as Oh, Leanne.
Leanne Kruk <lkruk@placercoe.k12.ca.us>
Auburn , CA USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 11:49:30 (EDT)
Hey everybody, send loving vibes to our brother Roscoe. His brother left the secular world on the evening of the 14th. Roscoe is one big loving heart. Be there for him. Love each other up all the time...Jtrampus
Jtrampus
USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 23:30:35 (EDT)
Jesus Jamal, that was touching. You oughtta write for a livin'...THE BEST Johnny eulogy THAT EVER transmorgrified upon our screens...if you see that Goosefat poseur tell him if he tangles with the Governor, he's in for a long peckin'. I've already tangled with his running mate here in Idaho over the ever controversial "Flowers Instead of Interstates Proposal" and I believe it was that confrontation that sent "Ronnie" over the edge. We welcome Mr. Gravy's wise choice to hop upon our juggernaut and hopefully will use his heavy clout in the middle southern states to beat back our overexcited and tremulous "foes". Love, your Governor.
Canary
Skin, Id USA - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 23:26:19 (EDT)
This is a tad late but my dear Family the news travels slow in Pole town. It was grim and sure to move(ace wrote that onced) I wore black that day and oddly enough most of my Polish compatriots at work did too as if the cosmos was speaking to them. Now Elvis was/is the King and there is no argument there, but the true voice of America of Factories Farms and Fields of getting even of comming home of the lonesome the underdog, the under god, the drunks the saints the sinners the evil and the good in short all of us, in the good ole U.S. and abroad was Johnny Cash. Unmistakeable Baritone with a Southern accent and tremelo. Whether I'm walking the line or down the streets that losers use when I'm high or low Johnny always reaches me in that place my soul dwells, reaches me like a train whistle or church bell, like the smell of somebodies sunday frying chicken or bourbon and cigarrettes. With the passing of Johnny an era ends, so I beg you my dear wonderful musical friends to please let Johnnies echo be heard, for you carry his songs in you, as we all do, but you are gifted with being able to express them. I want to know that on Oct 10 11 12 That, that warm feeling in my soul are the musicians I admire and look up to are there singing like stoned angels passing the torch sharing the voice that is America in its goodness as you are my friends my favorite part of America. God Bless you Johnny, God Bless you all. Love Jamal
Jamal <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 06:47:14 (EDT)
Who in the name of all that is not sober is this Canary all I know is that that yellow bird sings too loud and never wets his beak. In the immortal words of Mig's and the Pig's do your worst Swami. If you think you can out fry the Fat go right on ahead. But listen to my running mate and tremble, Ronny Reagan thats right he's back and I got him you green do gooders are cooked VOTE FAT STAY FAT BEACAUSE I'M MORE RIGHT!!! And Gravy you never did have any meatballs all suace no substance. Love Sen. C H Goosefat esq.
Tha FAT <Youknowhereyoucansendit.org>
D C, Yours - Monday, September 15, 2003 at 06:30:47 (EDT)
After an exploratory committee crunched some numbers, I discovered I could serve only as a spoiler, pulling from the Goosefat vote. So as an act of personal cowardice and political expediancy, I am throwing my considerable weight behind the honorable Governer Canary from Skin Idaho in his bid for the presidency. We will be holding our first fundraiser pep ralley in the mountains North of Santa Cruz California, during the second weekend of October. Stan and his CRACK band will be headlining. Admission is free, you pay to get out. Your humble servant ever; Lieutenant assistant to the co-administration sub-chair: Ron Gravy
Ron Gravy <liarliarliarliar.gov>
Beltway, HO USA - Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 19:27:50 (EDT)
You wake up in the morning, you have yourself a little coffee... you're just talkin' 'bout Johnny Boy!
Stanimal
USA - Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 04:15:45 (EDT)
... just talkin' 'bout Johnny boy... Come on Ace, let's put a crack band together. I'm just talkin' 'bout Johnny Boy! You got some shit! Let's rock the joint!
Stanimal
USA - Saturday, September 13, 2003 at 04:13:12 (EDT)
On this Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishin' Lord that I was stoned...Johnny's with Junie, as it should be...because you're (youall) mine, I walk the line...
Jtrampus <sundymrnincmindwn.edu>
USA - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 17:01:29 (EDT)
It's the fire ring at 4:20am, it calls. It's the feeling, the low hum that tingles in the body`. The hoot of an owl mixed in with the` sound of many people sleeping all over the hill side. Jeffy's string work holding counsel with my soul. Surely we are among the luckiest on earth.........ain't we?
PO <huchster@comcast.net>
Oh ya, deranged IPA - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 15:47:19 (EDT)
I fell in to a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames grew higher. And it BURNS BURNS BURNS, the ring of fire, the ring of fire... I miss you already Johnny
another lonesome cowboy <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Sin City, USA - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 13:29:20 (EDT)
One month, Redwood forest. One month, campfire and friends aplenty. 4 weeks, music and mayhem. Can you hear it? The P-Fest is calling YOU!
Arthur Unknown <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel, USA - Friday, September 12, 2003 at 03:11:39 (EDT)
Hey Goosefat and Gravy, you political novices are wasting your precious bodily fluids on selfserving round and round vitriol. Join my mighty political juggernaut and WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!(or at least small sections of SEVERAL midwestern states). Our venerable organization has been around so long that the head of the Y.F.C.(Youth For Canary)is pushin' 50. Your obscene trashtalking is making me crazy. Join us...or perish into the oblivion of forgotten dreams, vindictive Republicans, or staccato voiced juicer halfwits. P.S. I embrace that notion of Mckinley and the Skinheads...forever your candidate, Gov. Canary
CANARY <Casadelblanco.edu>
Skin, Id. USA - Thursday, September 11, 2003 at 19:40:12 (EDT)
So Gravy, You've finally got the meatballs to run on your own underwear eh? You rat bastard so and so I will bury you if its a fite yer hankerin' for so be it. Now that I'm also a diplomat you don't have a chance and the country is ready for a diaper wearin President You heard me PRESI-Friggin'-DENT!!! You can join yer do gooders and environmental wacko morons and just try and stop me. Lets just say I'm more RIGHT than ever RON. and once "W" throws his weight behind me as Kruschev so aptly put it I will bury you and another thing Gravy you ole paint huffer I got real good friends all over the world did I say I would bury you yet well I will pal you smell bad too and I don't drool and my mind is fit as a riddle so there and I'm not even really drunk rite now not really soons I find a runng mate your toast. MORE RIGHT THAN EVER!!!! Love Charles
Sen. Charles H Goosefat <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, polska - Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 13:33:23 (EDT)
Senator Goosefat, I must apologize. When I gets to drinkin' that Coors light whitnin' my mind goes on vacation and my mouth starts workin' overtime. I never meant to imply that you was against pornography, for corns sakes get a grip. We all know you stand taller and prouder, and stiffer than the statue of liberty on viagra on that issue. There ain't no bendin' and we know it! I'm just spoutin' off, damn, I'm cussin' mad you ain't gonna be here. Others are sayin' your Goose is cooked and all that but you know how people get here on this "Open All Nite" speakeasy we got goin' on here. We tend to get a little liquored up and start to spoutin' off an all. But I see that ol' Frida has herself a Hotel Pension Appartment there in Vienna Austria if you're in the neighborhood. She seems right nice and all. You might want to ring her up Goosefat. See what she's got cookin' in the pot. We might have to have a recall election if ol' Gravy Davids gets ahold of the reigns. He doesn't really have much competition if you look at it. A muscle head. A Billboard Bimbo. A midget. A porn "star." (I've never heard of her though) I tell ya, I apologize once again for the misunderstanding, and you thinking I was infering that you weren't for pornography. I know your platform and you must be feelin' real bad that we captured Afganistan and Iraq before we pulled Mexico into the fold. But that still leaves your platform in tact, if you decide to run again. And you know you got my full support if you do.
Stanimal
USA - Saturday, September 06, 2003 at 03:59:51 (EDT)
As a former political allay of the Senator, indeed we caroused the dorms of Georgetown so ravenously that I am obliged to call him friend. Former friend, that is. You see, the poor Senator has lost his way. The once proud and dignified champion of progressive ideas such as Annexing Mexico, eliminating the more useless animals, (selective evolution), Happy Camps and The Adult illiteracy programs, has fallen on desperate times. Rumors have it that he has succumbed to an irreversable form of madness, probably the result of a long struggle with his advanced stages of syphilis and alcoholism. He is not to be ridiculed, rather we must pity this drooling simpleton, just as we do Ron Regan. I, however, feel it is my duty to my constituents, my country, and my poor addled friend, to take over his duties and powers, to lead this country to a greater time than the modern world has ever known. I believe Senator Charlie, were he in his right mind, would have wanted it that way. So this October, vote for me, Ron Gravy as your leader and savior. The GOOSE is cooked, and the future is ALL GRAVY. DO YOU READ ME?
Ron Gravy <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Capital City, USA - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 16:14:25 (EDT)
Hey Stan I have never I repeat I have never been a candidate or advocate against Pornography I wish that remark about Golds Gym be stricken from the record. Furthermore we are reasonable men we can work something out here we don't want the Paco Fest to be mired in legal problems so I propose a detente I will withdraw Budds legal action if you will simply Hog tie Mike Mc kinley nude and use him as a back drop or extra stage prop, or let some skin heads beat him with pointed sticks hell that in-breed will probably like it. Then post the photos on your trashy web site. The Senator
GOOSEFAT <Thesenator.com>
DC, USA - Friday, September 05, 2003 at 11:29:23 (EDT)
Oh, for cryin' out loud. I take a couple days off and all hell breaks loose! Let me start at the bottom and work my way through this quagmire. W ain't never seen a quagmire this deep or this viscious. Easy Goosefat! WE gave you Mexico to do with what you wanted and all you did was run off with a barrel of tequilla. So we give you California, thinking that maybe just because you speak the language maybe things would be easier. But no! What do you do but run off with a hooker from Star Strip, bankrupting the state, and now we have a gang bangin' muscle head spouting one liners about "pumping up Sacramento." It's your fault Goosefat and we're going to hold you responsible. Not only for the budget shortfall but for the fact that we can't get the pornographic film from Gold's Gym released. That's your fault too! And now you're tying the Butchers, and anyone who has ever played with the Butchers, known the Butchers, got drunk with the Butchers (and that really narrows the field) hands behind their backs in some jacked up legal mumbo jumbo all because you're stuck behind the iron curton.(or however the heck you spell it). Let me tell you, the Butchers are looking into a whole new look. A whole new feel. A whole new sound. Jazz Odyssey, with acoustic technicolor stage lights. And so notice has been served. We shall not, herewith and forevermore cease to slice, dice, Butcher and fry Goosefat on the Barbi. That's just the way its gonna be and you can send Brass, Crass, and Greed, Johnny Cochran Inc., and whoever else you got buried up your baratonious instrumentatis and we will Fake Booby Judy, Hop Dog and Doodie 'em till the cows come home. And now I'm sobering up and so I'd better hush up or the Stanimals won't be in the running for that buck-three-fifty that I hear a band gets paid if they can actually finish a whole set without ralphing on stage, falling down, or saying something stupid into the microphone.
el stanimalous
USA - Thursday, September 04, 2003 at 03:17:45 (EDT)
Hey I don't know what my manager Goosefat told you but I'm just a pawn I sold my exclusive rights to him one night, well that I'd rather not discuss in detail but I know it had something to do with absynth a polaroid and a small Filipino boy. or maybe it was Chun Gwyn. But the "Fat" plays hard ball. But don't be afraid his "term" should be over soon. Of course you know my heart is broken that I cannot make it to the fest maybe you can broadcast it over the net? Love Bud
Bud <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice , pol - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 16:22:39 (EDT)
Notice To Cease: Cease and Desist: Esteemed friends Of Farm Boy Ent. It has come to my attention that you seem to think you have a trade mark stamped on the Fats fat ass. Well let me tell you in the twinkling of your blood shot eyes I can have you and your damned do gooder literate cronies "sticken" from the record books. And F.B.E> Owns Bud Butcher! oh no I've got the papers I own Budd my friend in a contract so tight He can't even fart with sound, You GET ME!! Now you can have your hippy dippy Paco Fest and break all the laws I know you will, without my client and just you try and say the word Butchers and see what happens. Hon. Sen. Charles Henry Goosefat Esq.
Sen. Charles Henry Goosefat Esq. <Fatisallthat@hooliga.com>
Dee Friggin' Cee, USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 16:16:44 (EDT)
Who the heck is that Legal Brass dork? I dont remember signing away MY rights in any drunken reverie. Real OR Imagined! I was THERE man. There are no pictures of me because I was either behind the camera, taking a piss or passed out in the bushes. (or sometimes just not involved in the interesting stuff) I maintain the right to exist, express, and create, law suits be damned! I will, however, honor the request of my comrad Budd, a.k.a. Jamal. The Butchers just don't Butch without him or Push. Besides, the whole force behind creation is invention. Let the lawyers and parasites squabble over the fallen carcasses. Let them dress up monkeys and have them ape us. WE MOVE ON. Past achievements only remind us that achievement is possible. The only life that exists is the one we're living right now. SO- all you closet creators and inventors, slap a name on your medicine show and trot that cart out to the fest. Long live the spirit of creativity.
Pudd Butcher <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Angel City, CA USA - Monday, September 01, 2003 at 13:23:35 (EDT)
NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST: It has come to our attention that a certain person or persons has been making legal threats to our client; "Farm Boy Enterprises" under the name, Bud Butcher. Let this missive serve as legal tender informing said corresponder that the names, "Bud Butcher" "The Butchers" "Butt Itchers" and for that matter, "Sen. Charles Henry Goosefat" are registered trademarks of our client, F.B.E. Inc. any utterance, use on t-shirts, coffee mugs, thongs, bumper stickers, or other placement locales real or imagined, for public display or private home use, is strictly prohibited. Punishable by fine and/or lengthy prison sentance for each and every infringement. (real or imagined) You can, however, buy licensing rights from F.B.E. Inc. at a reasonable fee ("reasonable fee" to be defined and determined at sole discretion of F.B.E. Inc.) by contacting our firm at the aforementioned address. This offer is in no way binding, and can be recinded at any time by authorized representative of F.B.E. Inc. or its subsideraries. So please, act now and help us help you in unlocking the magic of THE BUTCHERS (registered trademark, not available in stores)
Legal Brass, of firm: Brass, Crass, and Greed <acebutcher@hotmail.com>
Coalinga, CA USA - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 13:07:07 (EDT)
This is a notice of legal action against the members of the Butchers(too many to Name) and Fake Booby Judy. If these bands are to perform ANY live concerts the name Butchers and Fake Booby Judy may not be used if my client James Jamal Bud Butcher Kruk is not able to attend said concerts. Some suitable names are as Follows For The Butchers Buttchers, Butt Itchers, Butts, Buttsy, The Jim Lewin carries our sorry asses Band, Mike Duttsnik and the Lepers, Push'N'Butt,or if you let that in breed McKinley play Dick Spit and the Crotch Crickets. For FBJ simply omit the word Fake as that is what my client is. Secondly my client issues the following statement" It is with deep regret I cannot be at the Paco Fest this year as you well know I can't dissappoint my European fans and leave my current solo tour furthemore or furtherless don't get used to Roscoe or any other so called REAL bass player joining The Butchers on a permanent or even semi perminent(i cant spellso good) basis as this would destroy the pure Butcherness of our music, plus they will want money. I love all my fellow band members and wish them mild success in my abscence" Bud Butcher. For further information contact Sen. Charles Henry Goosefat Esq. Exsclusive Manager of Budd Butcher and all Bud Butcher Merchandise. "Remember if it isn't Bud it won't get you loaded!"
BUDSKI
Katowice, POLE TOWN - Sunday, August 31, 2003 at 07:14:11 (EDT)
I am starting a "Let's raise some green to pay the Parafins to perform @ Pacofest fund." I'll throw in $100. Love the vibe...c
Canary
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 19:07:53 (EDT)
Ron from Victims of Variety has announced the new band with him and Trampus Coming to a PacoFest near you soon. See The Space Heaters for yourself at PacoFest. Also, the FM radio broadcast is going to be back at 105.7 FM. Paco Channel
Stanimal
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 14:53:47 (EDT)
Thanks Stan it seems like your the only one out there who cares. I have another story from Poland I went to the bustling metropolis of Warsaw yesterday to find my damned guitar the train ride was great passed houses farms and fields white birches and piney trees and so many farms many using good old fashioned horse power to till and plow made me Santa Cruz Farmsick. I pulled into Warsaw and by god it took me 30 minutes just to find the surface lots of tunnels with shops and food and porn yes in that order. I made it to one store and Jerzy told me I wasn't gonny find a baritone guitar in Poland anywhere. I knew about another shop run by a former rock star but had no clue where it was so Bud bought a map and was looking for a inconspicious spot to look at it so I did'nt get mugged and lo and behold THERE IT WAS Holdys Muzicna Sklep. I walked in and said do you Movisz po angelsku? he said tak tak(yes yes) and I said Bog (god) sent me here on a misssion from the Butchers do you have a baritone guitar? the answer my friends was yes we have one the only one in Poland might I add. Wellsir 2000zloty later I was now the only Baritone player in Polska. Now I like to consider myself the greatest baritone guitar player in the entire country so thats something even the mighty Lewin can't say(as long as he doesn't visit cuz I'm sure in 3o seconds he'll be better than me hell if any of you git fiddle slingers came over here you would destroy my prowess. Well I celebrated my prize with a few Tatanka(a special wodka concoction) and a few beers then broke two stings trying to tune my new guitar It has a godamned string lock on it who knew? anyway I'm hoping to send some new tunes for the Paco fest so I can be there in stereo and spirit. Love to all BUDD
Budd <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
Katowice, Poland - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 08:52:42 (EDT)
Check out the "Drifter Times." PacoFest is official. Even has its own invitation in PDF. Gee jumpin' whilackers folks. And Bud, don't worry about all that other sh*t. Like Jesus said in his famous MTV showing, "Jesus, It's Tough To Be Jesus" video, "this too shall pass." Uhm, maybe he was talking about the video. That may have been in the directors cut. Or was that the Butchers video, Circumsized in America, Directors Cut.
Stanimal
USA - Friday, August 29, 2003 at 06:26:24 (EDT)
WELL STANIMAL IT GOES LIKE THIS FRESHLY DIVORCED NO REAL JOB ACTING CAREAR SLOUMPING WORSE THAN MY BELOVED METS AND I GET A PHONE CALL FROM MY OLE PAL SLEBA WHO IS MARRIED TO A POLSK KOBIETA (POLISH LADY) HE SAYS TO BUD YOU WANNA GO TO POLAND AND TEACH ENGLISH BUD THINKS FOR A MINUTE AND SAY HELL YEAH I'LL GO TO THE OLD ANCESTRAL HOME AND KNOCK A FEW PIWA BACK(THATS BEER TO YOU AN ME) AND SO HERE I AM LONESOME ONRY AND MEAN AS MERLE USED TO SAY I'M GOIN TO WARSAW TO SEE IF THEY GOT MY AXE IF THEY DON'T I GOTTA OPEN UP AN AMERICAN SIZED XXL CAN O WHOOP ASS ON THIS COUNTRY AND GET ALL BUSHY ON EM GIVE EM WHAT FOR AND SUCH. ANYHOW I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED TO MY TOASTIES REMEMBER TOMMY BOLIN? GUITAR GOD FROM DAYS GONE BY WELL GOTTA GET LOST FINDING THE TRAIN AND WIPE THE COAL GRIME OF ME ARSE NA RAZIE BUD
BUDSKI <tcbkruk@hotmail>
Katowice, POLE TOWN - Thursday, August 28, 2003 at 05:54:09 (EDT)
Bud, if I had a few grand in my pocket right now, I'd put together a tour to end all tours. We'd even have Lewin on board but keep him in the back playing guitar and not let the cat out of the bag that we're posers backed up by the real thing. Hey, they're all Polish over there... what do they know? What are you doing over there anyway? What the hell is going on here? What the holybejeezus... did you get deported or exported?
stanimal
USA - Tuesday, August 26, 2003 at 16:52:40 (EDT)
That Sure is a great picture of Zekes ass I was getting tired of looking at Jeffies mug though. The latest news from the wire it is nearly immpossible to buy a baritone guitar in Poland but I haven't been to Warsaw. Yeah I know who plays a baritone guitar well the answer is obvious Capn Andy. Anyway I was boozing it up early today in an English pub where I found a couple of english apeaking people and I got loaded wich is quite normal to do at 3 pm here hell if your not they give you a ticket. I must tell you about Mocne it is a type of beer with about 20% booze and you only need a couple to make the world go all Nerfy so to speak soft and fuzzy warm. There was a big article on the olish Country music scene and only one sorta big Polish country singer hell he's pretty good heard his tune and he sound like the late great Beat Farmer. Anyway I think I'm gonna be really big over here just don't tell Jim Lewrin to come over then my ship will sink when they see the genuine article. So Stan if your ready we can take over this jerk water country with some jerk water country, music. I may sound like I'm joking or smokin but it could happen hell i'm Polish and by the looks I get with my sideburns I'm allready a freak. Jumpin Catfish I'm almost ready to go Col. Parker and shanghai the Grits (are they still around?) and force them to play over here well enough of my yakin' till next time Stan NA RAZIE(see ya later po Polsku style)
Polish Budd <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
katowice, pol - Monday, August 25, 2003 at 15:35:49 (EDT)
-Imal, Don't go throwin sh*t in the sh*t, Sh*t! I'm just sayin' it's time to tighten the condiments 'cuz dem meat slicin' arteestes ars bitin' through the bridle! I am a pilgrim AND a stranger. My kit is at your command and I love the moniker "The Stantastics". Bring the vodka, we have the technology. Hey Bud Butcher, you are not alone. Swap Meet Slut is #1 on the farm. Hang loose and only use force when appropriate. Love, Drifter (THE WASPS) Drummer
Canermo
Merde, France, USA - Sunday, August 24, 2003 at 15:43:24 (EDT)
You're right Ace. I came in, bent, and spoiling for a row and thought I'd check in and see if Bud Butcher had clocked in from the other side of the world with a head full of vodka and a belly full of who knows what... and what do I find but you and me and all our favorite porno posters filling up the airwaves. Its becoming a full time job just to keep the rif-raf porno-posting, viagra peddlin' malcontents mopped up. Then I look in my mailbox and I've got a couple hundred "Thank You!" "Your details" "Re:Wicked screensaver" "Re: That movie" and yeah, it's gettin' on 3 AM, again, just like it does everyday about this time.
Stanimal Nation
USA - Saturday, August 23, 2003 at 05:56:06 (EDT)
Well I say again well, I was out on the prowl and figured I would stop into my favorite internet cafe and entertain Stan and Ace as they are the only other losers here so here it goes I live on the wrong side of the trax in this town i found the nice part today and when I'm done typing I'm gettin' drunk over there so what you gonna come over here and kick my ass!?! I doubt it. Just remember that whenever Ace screams out Swap Meat Slut or any other one of yer favorite Fake Booby Judy tunes I wrote Like tom joad I'll be there, wherever theres an Americano tryin to find someone to talk english aw hell American to I'll be there. Now I'm goin out to find some Zubrowka Thats Vodka with bison grass and God (in polish Bog) knows what else in it and start to drown my lonely ass sorrows in it. Peace Love and fill in yer own damned blank BUDD
BUD <tcbkruk@hotmail.com>
katowice, Poland - Friday, August 22, 2003 at 15:16:22 (EDT)
how telling is the timing. Stan, your posting at 2:35 a.m. has me imagining you comin' home after last call, itchin' fer a friendly fight. You'll have to re-name your band for the fest, I understand studio contract provisions have us hogtied. How 'bout "the Millionaires"? "The Stan-tastics"? "Stan and the Russelers"? Captain Andy is now a spokesmodel for rum and stages mock swordfights with Johnny De